What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

How are you this morning?

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

Justin Bieber.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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