A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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