whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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