A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Anti Joke

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