What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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