how long has dibey got left like :)

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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