whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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An Irishman walked into a pub and ordered a pint. He had planned to just have one but ended up having two since he'd had a rough day at work. His wife was slightly annoyed that he came home smelling of beer.

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Anti Joke

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