A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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