Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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George Bush.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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