How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

thumb_up thumb_down +11

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

black people. that is all...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -29

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

thumb_up thumb_down -115

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

thumb_up thumb_down +70

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

thumb_up thumb_down +68

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

thumb_up thumb_down +40

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

thumb_up thumb_down +10

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops