What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Justin Bieber.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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Miley Cyrus.

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Womens rights

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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