Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

thumb_up thumb_down -43

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

thumb_up thumb_down -45

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

thumb_up thumb_down -159

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

thumb_up thumb_down +70

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

thumb_up thumb_down +16

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops