Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Knock knock? Whos there? the Chicken.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Justin Bieber.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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