- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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George Bush.

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

black people. that is all...

Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Tim tebow is the anti christ

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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