What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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black people. that is all...

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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