What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What do you do when you find a robber holding a 19 pound sack of poultry? Think life through and try to find out how you had this coming.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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