why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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am i invited to party? no

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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what did the 35 year old man say when he walked in his home last night? Nothing, he started crying because he saw that someone had viciously killed his guinea pig.

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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