what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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boobs

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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