What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Are you a tree? No.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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