What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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You

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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