1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Anti Joke

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