A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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