Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Where is my tractor?

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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