Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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You

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Are you a tree? No.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Anti Joke

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