- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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