- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

George Bush.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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