- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

How are you this morning?

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

George Bush.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

call of duty world at war

Justin Bieber

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Men's Rights

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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