George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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