Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

The Olympics

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

sexual intercourse.

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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