3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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what sucks? things that suck

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I'm hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What do you call a deaf man? It would be unwise to call him anything, as he would have difficulty hearing you.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? the one on the bottom trying to eat its way out of a pile of babies that have been poisoned.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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