Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Fat people.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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So you there Red?

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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