Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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George Bush.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a canary! Yes, you are.

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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