Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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America

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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sexual intercourse.

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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