Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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George Bush.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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69

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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