What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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