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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

call of duty world at war

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

Where is my tractor?

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

How are you this morning?

Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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