why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Dont look at me.

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Are you a tree? No.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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