Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Are you a tree? No.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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