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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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