If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A man buys free health care...

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Yes.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Justin Bieber

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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George Bush.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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