Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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You

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Anti Joke

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