- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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