When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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