How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why did the postal worker go to work? Because he has to support his family so they do not starve like his dog.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti joke Bananas

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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