Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Dont look at me.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Anti Joke

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