why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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So you there Red?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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