Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Where is my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Fat people.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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