3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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So you there Red?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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