- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Where is my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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