An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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So you there Red?

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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boobs

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Fat people.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Anti Joke

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