What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

thumb_up thumb_down +26

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

thumb_up thumb_down +24

whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -120

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Dont look at me.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops