What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Sonic

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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