What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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How are you this morning?

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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