Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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