- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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