Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Me: Knock Knock, Pornstar: Cum in.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He was on a walk with his owner so they used a crosswalk to safely get back home.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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