One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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