What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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The Olympics

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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