- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Q: Whats better than 10 baby's nailed to 1 tree. A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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