- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

Are you a tree? No.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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