A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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boobs

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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The Olympics

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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69

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Where is my tractor?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Anti Joke

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