Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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