What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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