How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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