wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a shed? A: Considering babies are incapable of rational thought it is unlikely they would understand how to employ the correct method to paint.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Anti Joke

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