If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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You

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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