Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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You

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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