A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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boobs

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Fat people.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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So you there Red?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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