How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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