what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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sexual intercourse.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the fourth panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. -BG_Shank_A

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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