What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

What do you call a black man that goes to college? A student..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...