I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

So you there Red?

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

I have no soul so I must consume yours

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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