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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

How are you this morning?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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