What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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The Olympics

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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How are you this morning?

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

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