- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

The Olympics

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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