- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

Women's Rights.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

boobs

sexual intercourse.

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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