- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

There once was a man from Nantucket.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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