A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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