Tim tebow is the anti christ

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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So there are two elephants in a bathtub. Elephant 1: "yo can you pass the shampoo" Elephant 2: "radio!"

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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A black guy and a white girl are walking toward each other in a dark alley. Which one takes off his/her clothes first? The black guy as he is closer to home and therefore closer to his bathroom where he took a shower after a hard day's work.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you're just a figment of my imagination.\

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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