What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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How are you this morning?

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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Har har hey

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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