Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Are you a tree? No.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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