What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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boobs

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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So you there Red?

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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