call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Are you a tree? No.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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How are you this morning?

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Har har hey

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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