Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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