Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Having a refrigerator fall on you

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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