Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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