Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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The Olympics

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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