Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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