how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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So you there Red?

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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