The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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