What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

why did the boy fall down? he was shot

What to you do when a monkey walks into your bar? Quietly escort it out and into the nearest zoo.

black people. that is all...

What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

A man enters a bar, and says: "It is impossible to drown in an elevator" This is incorrect.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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