Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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So you there Red?

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't because he wasn't capable of having emotions after he fell into a coma and died 10 months ago after a severe car crash involving a drunk driver. The believed driver,3 had a blood alcohol of .26 and rear ended 6's car at 60 mph. 3 was uninjured and promptly arrested but....6 wasn't so lucky. The doctors said there was no chance of him coming back and they pulled the plug.He was only 9 days away from his 32nd birthday. The funeral was held shortly after, 7 seemed the most upset and couldn't hold back the tears well enough to make it through the whole service. The family is now forever scarred. In Loving Memory of 6 February 22,1982-February 13,2014 Loving father, Caring husband, Forever in our hearts

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Guy: If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put I and u together. Girl: Really because if I could r-arrange the Alphabet I would put f and u together

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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