What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed!" The 14 year old yells back "Excuse me? Do you see a fvcking pickaxe?"

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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