A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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