why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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sexual intercourse.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Oh

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I hate girls that try to act hard. Like calm down you dont got a dick.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Anti Joke

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