Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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The Olympics

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Anti Joke

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