holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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