Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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