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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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Where is my tractor?

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A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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How are you this morning?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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