whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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