What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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Why did the bartender tell the black man to "Get Out"? It was 4 a.m and the bar closed at 3:30 a.m an honest mistake by the man.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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