holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Fat people.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Why did the elephant cross the river? CAUSE YOLO (even though he died)

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whats purple with fur?nothing mammals cannot have purple fur

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