why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

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Fat people.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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rosses are red violets are blue poems are hard alligator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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