Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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