Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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what did the cow said to the other cow? Moo

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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