A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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So you there Red?

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Fat people.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Por que não passa Globo Esporte na Etiópia? Porque a Rede Globo não tem afiliadas por lá.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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