Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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obamas trench

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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haha ur single hahahahahhahahahhahaahahhaahaha i am 2

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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