Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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