An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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POOP FART BUTTS HAHAHA!!!!

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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