Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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George Bush.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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