Why did the Black man drown? Because he could not and did not know how to swim. Because he could not afford the lessons to learn how to swim. Because he does not have the financial means to afford a lesson in swimming. Because he is of a low socio-economic level.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him Food Stamps.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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black people. that is all...

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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