Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What is the difference in a dead dog in the road, and a dead black guy in the road? One was a dog and one was a human being..

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He might have trouble focusing, but his ADHD in no way prevents him from completing such a task.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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