What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Your mom is so ugly, she buys groceries at the grocery store.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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How are you this morning?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

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A man took his son out to play catch. The boy didn't even try to catch the ball. After that the man took his son to the amusement park to have fun. The boy didn't even try to have fun. Then the man took his son to the burger place nearby. Once again the son didn't even touch his food. Finally the man lost his temper and beat his seemingly ungrateful son and cried over the fact that his son was mentally retarded.

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Justin Bieber.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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