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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Tell your listener to say knock knock B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

So a black man, an Italian, a Mexican, an Irishman, a Chinese man, and a Jew walk into a bar. They go their separate ways and never see each other again.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

whats the problem with black and mexican jokes? once youve heard juan youve heard jamal

A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

That other group is a *********************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************** From Jackson Edwards

Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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