Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges don't talk

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Yo Momma's so fat she has Type 1 Diabetes.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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How are you this morning?

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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A rabbi, a nun, a priest, a hooker, a stripper, 2 secret servicemen, a teacher, a midget, a ginger, a rodeo clown, a nascar driver, a homosexual native american, a heterosexual native american, 2 portuguese tuba players, an african american taxi driver, a blind man, his seeing eye dog, a bartender, 2 minor league baseball players, 3 lesbian mexican salsa dance instructors and a dwarf are all in a bar. They all had a good time and the teacher and one ol the portuguese tuba players ended up becoming facebook friends.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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