Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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once upon a time jeff peterson was taking a daily walk when he stops and stares at a strange object. it was an assasin with a knife who slaughtered jeff decapitating his head while his family cry's. THE END

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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If a tree falls in the forest and it does it make a sound? No, Trees can't talk

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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a man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is slowly destroying his family

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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