Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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Why did the alligator travel through time? To get to the other side.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Why did the boy punch his teacher? Muscle spasms.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Fat people.

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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