who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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What has feathers, and is known to fly? A bird

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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What happens when you put a cat in an oven? Don't, because it will die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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