How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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My friend told me to break a leg before the show. I disobeyed him and injured no one. It's just a figure of speech.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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what did one farmer say to the other farmer we are farmers

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Caitlyn.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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