- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he was black

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Why was the little Jewish girl sad? Because neo-Nazis killed her family.

How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

How are you this morning?

Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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