Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Hi

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i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

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Why did Tesco not serve a black guy? Because he just happen to be holding a gun

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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i was molested.

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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You're mama's so ugly, she will most-likely never meet a compatible mate and die alone.

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Anti Joke

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