A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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why did the boy fall down? he was shot

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George Bush.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Man: Docter it hurts when i touch my legs! Docter: yeah you have two shattered knee caps youll never walk again.

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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