A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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Whats white, black, and red all over? A half eaten penguin

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So you there Red?

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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George Bush.

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The Paralympics! Even if you win, you're still retarded!

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Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the car stop? There was a fridge in the road

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What did Pittsburgh say to Philadelphia? .........Lightbulb.........

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AIDS and now you do too!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a kid without brothers or sisters What? a chinese Boy!!!!!!! lol ;)

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Fat people.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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