Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What happened to the peanut who went to New York City? He got a-salted

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Hello penis

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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PATHETIC

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Guy 1: That's what she said! HAHAHA!!! Guy 2: That's what who said? Guy 1: I don't know. :/

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So three Mexicans, a black man, and 2 white men enter a room. They promptly sever their penises and jump out the window because they are all members of a strange cult.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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