Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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What's te best part about having sex with twenty two year olds? There are 20 of them ;)

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So you there Red?

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Q: What did your mom say to your dad? A: Honey i want a divorce.

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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