I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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The Olympics

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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How are you this morning?

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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