Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Yes.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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