A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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How are you this morning?

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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