What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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what sucks? things that suck

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Women's Rights.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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America

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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