Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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