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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

what sucks? things that suck

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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