Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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call of duty world at war

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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what sucks? things that suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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