cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Dont look at me.

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I'm hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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