How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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I'm hungry.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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