What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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The Olympics

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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