i like cats

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Anti Joke

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