Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Yes.

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