- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

I'm hungry.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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