A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Dont look at me.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Women's Rights.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Anti Joke

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