- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Men's Rights

I'm hungry.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Women's Rights.

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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