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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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why couldn't the little girl play on the swing? Matty Russel was chasing her

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Whats tan and jumps higher than a frog? Mexicans..

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Yes.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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