When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Men's Rights

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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I'm hungry.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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