Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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I'm hungry.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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