- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

what sucks? things that suck

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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