- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Dont look at me.

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

Men's Rights

I'm hungry.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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