- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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