A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Men's Rights

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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call of duty world at war

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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I'm hungry.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Women's Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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