A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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How are you this morning?

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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