sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Men's Rights

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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