How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Men's Rights

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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