whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Q: How mature are you on a scale of 1 to 100? A: 69. :)

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