Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -185

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

thumb_up thumb_down +202

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down +102

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

thumb_up thumb_down +90

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

thumb_up thumb_down +86

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Yes.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

thumb_up thumb_down +2

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

thumb_up thumb_down

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

thumb_up thumb_down

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

thumb_up thumb_down +187

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

thumb_up thumb_down +59

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

thumb_up thumb_down +53

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

So you there Red?

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops