one day a grape was in the sun raisin

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Women's Rights.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Dont look at me.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

America

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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