Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Men's Rights

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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