What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Yes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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