Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Yes.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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