Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

what sucks? things that suck

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

call of duty world at war

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