Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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