What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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what sucks? things that suck

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I'm hungry.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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