what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Knock knock Who's there? The police Ahh shit

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Men's Rights

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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