Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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You

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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So you there Red?

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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How are you this morning?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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The Bible

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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