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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

what sucks? things that suck

America

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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