holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Anti Joke

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