From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

what sucks? things that suck

I'm hungry.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

George Bush.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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