Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Women's Rights.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Men's Rights

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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