Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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I'm hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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call of duty world at war

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Men's Rights

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Women's Rights.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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