- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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So you there Red?

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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