Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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