How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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