Women's Rights.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Har har hey

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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