George Bush.

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

A man buys free health care...

What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

Get in the car.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Simon says; "You're adopted."

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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