On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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what sucks? things that suck

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I'm hungry.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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George Bush.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Anti Joke

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