Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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Dont look at me.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Get in the car.

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