- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

PENIS THAT IS ALL!

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

a black man jumps in a pool.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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