What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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