What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Yes.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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