How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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whats green can fly and has legs? a plane i lied about the legs

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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