From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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call of duty world at war

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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I'm hungry.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Women's Rights.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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