why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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America

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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