- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

Dont look at me.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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