Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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America

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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