How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Yes.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

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black people. that is all...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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The Olympics

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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