Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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The Olympics

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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