What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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