What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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call of duty world at war

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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I'm hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Women's Rights.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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