Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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