Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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America

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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