How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Yes.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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