On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Miley Cyrus.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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