Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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You

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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