How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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A man buys free health care...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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