What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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Women's Rights.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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sexual intercourse.

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