What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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I'm hungry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Women's Rights.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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A child in Africa developed Malaria. He became very sick and died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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George Bush.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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