a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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The Bible

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Women's Rights.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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