I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

what sucks? things that suck

I'm hungry.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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