- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

What's green and fluffy? Red fluff, if you're color blind.

knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

How are you this morning?

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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