There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Why is the kid over-weighted? Because he had to many calories in his diegestive system and he couldn't burn the calories

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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The Olympics

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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