I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Justin Bieber

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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