I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

thumb_up thumb_down -44

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

thumb_up thumb_down -176

call of duty world at war

thumb_up thumb_down +33

If you wanna hear a joke scroll down this page more

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

thumb_up thumb_down +13

what sucks? things that suck

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

thumb_up thumb_down -113

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

thumb_up thumb_down -127

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops