What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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