yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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