Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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