Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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