What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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sexual intercourse.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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You

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Anti Joke

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