- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

what sucks? things that suck

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

call of duty world at war

A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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