Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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how does an elephant ask for a bun? may i please have a bun?

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why did the mouse cross the road, and then go down it? It tried to get cheese on the other side, but got hit by a SUV and was stuck to the wheels. The rat on the wheel goes "Squish, Scratch,, Mush........

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Yo momma is SO black.

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Society.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What do you call a black man and a white woman who are married? A married couple

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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i like cats

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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