On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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