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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

sexual intercourse.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What's brown and sticky? a stick

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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