If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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call of duty world at war

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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