Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Are you a tree? No.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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