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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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