Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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call of duty world at war

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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sexual intercourse.

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You

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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