- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

You

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Yes.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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