A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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