What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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Yes.

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Women's Rights.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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