- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? Any number of chickens plus one person.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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