Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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