Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Har har hey

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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