How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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