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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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why did the chicken cros the road? Becuase the all the cars were stopped at the near by red light.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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The Olympics

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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