Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Men's Rights

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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Yes.

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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