- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Are you a tree? No.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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