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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Miley Cyrus.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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