Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education. It is also possible that he was chosen for the position because of acquaintances or family members who were also employed by the company, but many people would consider it impolite to bring up this possibility, as it might be construed as denigrating the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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