- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Are you a tree? No.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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