What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Anti Joke

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