Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Justin Bieber

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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