Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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