Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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