How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Men's Rights

Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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