Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Why did the Turkey cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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