- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Are you a tree? No.

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a scizophrenic, Or at least thats what the voices tell me.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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