Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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when I shaved this morning....... hairs went down the sink

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Men's Rights

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Why couldn't the guy find his pants? Because his girlfriend stole them last night

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whats worse than Brussels sprouts brussels sprouts that has petite vegetation, lack of sun causing mold and placed in a septic tank.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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