Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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black people. that is all...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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69

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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