Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Miley Cyrus.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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