What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

A man buys free health care...

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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