whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man buys free health care...

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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