What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Miley Cyrus.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Men's Rights

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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