i like cats

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Sonic

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PATHETIC

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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A man buys free health care...

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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