Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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