A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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PATHETIC

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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