- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

385

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

Yes.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Justin Bieber

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??