whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Simon says; "You're adopted."

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Har har hey

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Are you a tree? No.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Yes.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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