Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Justin Bieber

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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