Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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