Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Justin Bieber

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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