- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

I'm hungry.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

black people. that is all...

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

America

4 is half the number 8 is.

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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