i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Apple.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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