What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

A man buys free health care...

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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