- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

Har har hey

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Why did Doris have no control over her bladder? Because she was old and suffered catastrophic incontinence

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Yes.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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