Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Yes.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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