Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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You copy and paster!

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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