What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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black people. that is all...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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