What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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