- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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