What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Har har hey

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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