What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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Women's Rights.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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black people. that is all...

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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