why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Anti Joke

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