Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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i like cats

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America

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