what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

How many polish people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -One

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

You copy and paster!

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

sexual intercourse.

black people. that is all...

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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