Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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^that joke's not funny

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Men's Rights

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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