Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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black people. that is all...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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