- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

Are you a tree? No.

You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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