a black man jumps in a pool.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Men's Rights

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Jews...

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America

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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