So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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A man buys free health care...

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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