- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Justin Bieber

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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