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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Yes.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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