Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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The Olympics

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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