Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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PATHETIC

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q:Why did Billy drop his ice cream? A:He was hit by a truck. Q:Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was hit by Billy. Q:Why did the clown's friend fall off the swing? A:He had no arms. Q:Why did the chicken cross the road? A:To get to Billy's ice cream.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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