- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

America

Women's Rights.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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