What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Justin Bieber

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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You

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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