A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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A man buys free health care...

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

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