How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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I'm hungry.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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America

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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