I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man buys free health care...

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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