What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Women's Rights.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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A man walks into a bar. He had to leave promptly because he, according to the law, was too young to be served alcohol.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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