What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Are you a tree? No.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Yes.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

Har har hey

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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