- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

A homeless man comes home from work.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

a black man jumps in a pool.

whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

Men's Rights

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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