Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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You copy and paster!

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Women's Rights.

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