Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A man buys free health care...

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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