Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Miley Cyrus.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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