- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Women's Rights.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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