Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

i like cats

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

A man buys free health care...

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