A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Miley Cyrus.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Women's Rights.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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