Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A man buys free health care...

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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