My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Miley Cyrus.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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