Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Women's Rights.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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A man walks into a McDonald's and proceeds to buy a burger, unfortunately a man was robbing the fast food restaurant, what did the man do. Buy a burger

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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