A man buys free health care...

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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i like cats

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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