A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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The Olympics

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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Women's Rights.

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black people. that is all...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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