If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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