- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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