Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Men's Rights

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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