Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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How many dead children can you fit in a garbage can? Give me a knife and i will find out

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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why did jimmy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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Men's Rights

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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