Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Men's Rights

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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