How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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black people. that is all...

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The Olympics

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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You copy and paster!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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