Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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black people. that is all...

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The Olympics

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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