Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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You copy and paster!

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Anti Joke

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