What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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A: Ask me if I'm a truck. B: Are you a truck? A: No.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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