Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

PATHETIC

did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Yes.

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

Women's Rights.

Har har hey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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