Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He killed himself.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber and One Direction? A bunch of gay pop stars.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm color blind.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What's the longest, hardest thing on a black man? His femur.

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Bob fell off his roof.

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