What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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