Yes.

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Guy 1: So who did you have sex with? Guy 2: I was Fucking Austria. Guy 1: What do you mean? Guy 2: Look it up.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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