Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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