What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Yes.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Anti Joke

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