What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What do you do when a bear chases you? Run.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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