- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

Justin Bieber

a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Are you a tree? No.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

Women's Rights.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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