So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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