What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Men's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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