PATHETIC

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Yes.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Women's Rights.

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Har har hey

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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