After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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PATHETIC

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Miley Cyrus.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How did the black man get a new television? He worked hard and put away a small percentage of his weekly wage in order to save for this new addition to his household.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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