Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Women's Rights.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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