I'm hungry.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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