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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's brown and sticky? a stick

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

What does Megatron say when a video game takes forever to load? "You have failed me yet again, Start Screen!"

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

What do old people really like? Anal sex.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

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