- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

what is brown and shaped like a tree?

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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