What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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i like cats

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Men's Rights

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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