How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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