What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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sexual intercourse.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Justin Bieber

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Women's Rights.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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