A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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