What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Dont look at me.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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