What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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i like cats

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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