Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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