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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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