Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Why was the brick acting yellow? No, because it's allowed via Tuesday.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Men's Rights

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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