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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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