Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Justin Bieber

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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PATHETIC

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