- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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