- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

what do you call a cow? A cow

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

sexual intercourse.

Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

Simon says; "You're adopted."

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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