- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

what do you call a cow? A cow

Women's Rights.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Justin Bieber

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

sexual intercourse.

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