I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

Simon says; "You're adopted."

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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