- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

Men's Rights

How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

Women's Rights.

After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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