Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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America

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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sexual intercourse.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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