Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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I'm hungry.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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America

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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