Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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PATHETIC

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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