- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

Why did a blind man buy a violin. To learn how to play a violin.

How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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