Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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Har har hey

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what sucks? things that suck

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