why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Men's Rights

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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sexual intercourse.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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