What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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PATHETIC

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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