whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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