What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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i like cats

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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