Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Justin Bieber

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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