Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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i like cats

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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