A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Dont look at me.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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