What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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