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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

A baby seal walked into a club.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Penis.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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