HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Knock Knock Who's There? God God who.....wait REALLY? No Dave, this is a hallucination, and your peeing right now.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Why did Billy cry? He had Pubic Lice

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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Poop

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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