Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Anti Joke

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