-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Dont look at me.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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