what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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