Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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obamas trench

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Apple.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

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