How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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