Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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