Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Dont look at me.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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