Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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