2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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