-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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