A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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