Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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sexual intercourse.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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