Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Hi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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