An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Penis.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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