Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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I'm hungry.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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PATHETIC

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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call of duty world at war

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Anti Joke

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