What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? -- Because she had no arms Why did sally drop her ice cream? -- Because she got ran over by the ice cream truck

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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