How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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