- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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