Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Jews...

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

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Justin Bieber.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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what sucks? things that suck

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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How are a bucket and a purple shovel alike? Coincidentally they both are registered sex offenders.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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