What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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