- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

what sucks? things that suck

America

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

i like cats

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

PATHETIC

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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