A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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I'm hungry.

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i like cats

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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