- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

Why don't white people do the right thing? Because we suck

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