Justin Bieber

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Dont look at me.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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