Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Isn't it funny that we think it's totally normal for females to not have penises but for literally EVERY OTHER group of people, it's weird and not ok double standard?

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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