What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Hi

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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i like cats

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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You copy and paster!

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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