What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Hi

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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69

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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sexual intercourse.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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