sexual intercourse.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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what sucks? things that suck

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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