How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Anti Joke

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