what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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I'm hungry.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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