Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Dont look at me.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Jews...

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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You copy and paster!

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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