Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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I'm hungry.

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Did you hear the one about the Gay Irish Politician who was running for President?! He withdrew his candidacy.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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