I'm hungry.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Hi

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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sexual intercourse.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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