Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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