Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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