I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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I'm hungry.

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