Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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PATHETIC

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Yo momma is SO black.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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