What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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You copy and paster!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Hi

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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i like cats

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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sexual intercourse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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