What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Hi

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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sexual intercourse.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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