What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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i like cats

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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sexual intercourse.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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