What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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what sucks? things that suck

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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I'm hungry.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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