A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Hi

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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sexual intercourse.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Dont look at me.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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