why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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