What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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You copy and paster!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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I grew up, if we cannot live for ourselves, we cannot live for others, remember how people admired us when in their presence, while mocking us behind our backs, most humans do nor respect those that do not rule with lies, false promises, all backed up by an army no amount of civilians can defeat. We lost because people got what they wanted, preferring false promises from all ranging from their Gods, to their politicians speaking about their Gods, promises of betterment as a result of war in the name of Gods, but we are not that people. The problem is, that I used to believe that all of humanity possessed the potential people you and I have, and realize now that when I began looking down at people, I began looking down at myself, considering us all equal to them. Red, we might be few, but we are worth far more than those we consider our equals, maybe it is time even we, sought to rule those that desire to be ruled, rather than to help them find their desired path, because their desired path, might always have been to be ruled.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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