So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

A homeless man comes home from work.

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

PATHETIC

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

I'm hungry.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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