What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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sexual intercourse.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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i like cats

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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