4 is half the number 8 is.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What's the difference between a Jew and a piece of coal? The coal doesn't scream when you burn it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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