Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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I'm hungry.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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PATHETIC

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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