- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

I'm hungry.

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