Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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sexual intercourse.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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i like cats

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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America

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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