Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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