"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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