- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

A homeless man comes home from work.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

You copy and paster!

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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