What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Hi

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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