Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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