The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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sexual intercourse.

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