Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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obamas trench

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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