- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

Mexicans are like waffles

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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