Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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