Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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You copy and paster!

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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