Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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sexual intercourse.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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