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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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