What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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