Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Hi

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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