- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Mexicans are like waffles

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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