- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

?"what's up" "A preposition"

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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