Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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America

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I'm hungry.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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