A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

A homeless man comes home from work.

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

Why did the moron jump through the window?

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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