Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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What do you call a black man running down the street? A promising athlete in training.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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boobs

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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