How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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