Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why can't a T-Rex clap? Because they're extinct

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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I asked my Grandma if she ever tried 69. And she said, “No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night.”

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What did the convicted necrophiliac pedophile do when he found a dead baby? He reported it to the authorities because despite his past habits and behaviour, and after years of rehabilitation he became a responsible and considerate citizen

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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