one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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