Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Hi

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Get in the car.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Anti Joke

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