Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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You copy and paster!

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2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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