You copy and paster!

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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America

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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