why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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