- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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