What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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