why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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