A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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