one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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You copy and paster!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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