Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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You copy and paster!

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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sexual intercourse.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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4 is half the number 8 is.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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