A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Jews...

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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