- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

?"what's up" "A preposition"

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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