How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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