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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

A homeless man comes home from work.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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