- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

400 asian people walked in a bar

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