- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

A one legged long jumper missed the world record by one foot.

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

4 is half the number 8 is.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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