Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have short-term memory loss. And roses are red.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Hi

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