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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Mexicans are like waffles

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A homeless man comes home from work.

Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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