How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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