Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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