What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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Anti Joke

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