- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

A baby seal walked into a club.

Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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