What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

Men's Rights

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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