JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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