So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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sexual intercourse.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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I'm hungry.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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