- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

4 is half the number 8 is.

what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

Mexicans are like waffles

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

Knock knock Who's there? Stab.

Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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