What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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You copy and paster!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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what sucks? things that suck

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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sexual intercourse.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding your babies head in a microwave

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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