Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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black people. that is all...

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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