- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

black people. that is all...

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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