When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Jews...

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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