What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Anti Joke

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