Bob fell off his roof.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Dont look at me.

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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