Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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