-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Anti Joke

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