What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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