Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Dont look at me.

What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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