Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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