why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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The chicken hesitated to cross the road. It pondered endlessly on the ramifications of not crossing the road, the future jokes that would never have been made. So it crossed the road with no real purpose for others to come up with unique ideas. Just kidding there is no proof that chickens have ever existed. There is proof that Barack Obama is a woman, however.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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