- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Society.

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

What is it called when a black man does cocaine? A felony.

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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