Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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There was a Mexican, a Chinese, and an American on a plane. The Mexican threw down a sack of beans, the Chinese threw down a sack of rice, and the American threw down a bomb. The plane landed. When the three passengers stepped out of the plane, they were hungry.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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