Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Why did the chicken kill itself? To get to the other side.

What did the man say to his wife? We are both men. Apart from you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

Justin Bieber

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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