Jews...

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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