What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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Get in the car.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Penis.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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