Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I was in the middle of downloading a porno of two hot girls getting it on, my computer got a virus and crashed.

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Society.

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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obamas trench

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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banana

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What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Apple.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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