Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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Dont look at me.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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