I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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