What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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