What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Guess what i realized when i became 18? I was 18

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Jews...

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Anti Joke

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