what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Anti Joke

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