I'm tired of your blind jokes, I just don't see the humor in them........

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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