Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Jews...

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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