Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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why was the little girl afraid of the dark because she was brutally raped in the dark when she was 4.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What did Scooby Doo say to Shaggy? Raggy

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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