Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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The iguana is the only mammal capable of photosynthesis.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do Micheal Jackson and Niel Armstrong have in common? Armstrong did the earthwalk on the moon and Jackson F#$%ed little boys in the butt.

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Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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