Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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You don't need to know a girls period schedule. Just look in the garbage.

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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