Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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