What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

400 asian people walked in a bar

Dont look at me.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

Why did the moron jump through the window?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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