Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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How many dead lions can feed a bluejay? Bluejays don't eat dead or living lions, so this is highly improbable.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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Society.

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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