What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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banana

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1,984

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Knock knock Who's There? (It was a ding dong ditch. Or a knock knock ditch. What ever.)

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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A man walks out of a bar followed by the people he came with because they just announced "last call". The man is the designated driver for the night.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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