Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Society.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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