Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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There's my tractor.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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