whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

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My children are mistakes

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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