An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Why did the middle-aged black man lose his job? Because in this day in age, many businesses are being forced to lower their pay-roll, and he could no longer be afforded.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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