Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Women's Rights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Women's rights.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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I literally died laughing

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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Obama = ebola

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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