You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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