Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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#scabbers

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Dinosaur!

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A Jew returns change.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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