Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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Everybody will die

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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