ME NAME IS JEFF

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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John Stamos.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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What is worse than blue balls for a guy? Depending on the girl, absolutely nothing. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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