Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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