um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Why is your face? Because.

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What do you call a file named pedo? A. Pedobear B. Toast C. Pedofile

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Santa isn't real

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knock knock you may come in

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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A woman had a dream. She followed this dream and completed all the goals she had set in life and was excessively happy. Then she woke up and her original suspicions were confirmed...it was a dream.

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Roses are red. Violets are purple

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Hitler

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