Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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