A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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