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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

How many people live in China? At least ten.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Asians

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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