Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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When you see it... YOU'LL HAVE AN ORGASAM.

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Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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