what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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