pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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