Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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Why did the black girl and white guy have sex? Because they were both sexually attracted to each other.

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Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Whats the differance between a pizza and a black person? a pizza can feed a family

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

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Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

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