A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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How did your baby die. She suffacted by your smell

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Potato salad

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What is white and can fly? A fridge that can't fly.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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