A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

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So a guy is on his way to work and he nearly gets hit by a bus. He sticks his middle finger up at the bus driver but a couple seconds later he realized that it was the same bus he was supposed to get on so he apologized to the bus driver and got on the bus. He was 15 minutes late for the 420th time this week so he was fired from his job and went back home. On his way home he was not allowed on the bus because he left his oyster card somewhere so he had to walk home. 69 minutes later he arrives home to his wife and kids. What did the man say to his wife when he got back home? "Hi."

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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