Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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james schmitt whats your last name

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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penis

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