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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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