i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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