A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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Scrub that muck off at once Hubert Cumberdale!

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haha

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Kim Kardashian.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Obama

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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