What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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This is not a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Jayden Eccles

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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