a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

a man walks into horse bar

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

What did the fish say after he

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Women's rights.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Whats worse then nailing ten babies to a tree? Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Anti Joke

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