the WNBA

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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Creationism.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

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Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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