What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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who is mark

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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