Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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