Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

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Your future.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken

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guess what chicken butt

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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