What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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