What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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W.N.B.A.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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