A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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