How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for pooh

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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