Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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dead battery come on down

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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Lacrosse

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