What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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women's rights

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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A French man gets into a fight

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

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Tucker Rivera

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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