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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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What is the difference between a cow and a pig? To get to the other side.

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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knock knock Come in!!!

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