Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Why are all black people fast? They aren't. Some of them are slow.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The Braves win the N.L. east

thumb_up thumb_down +30

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

thumb_up thumb_down +22

knock knock come in

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -18

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

thumb_up thumb_down +10

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops