Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

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Women's rights

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What do you call a really small grape? A grape.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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batman has diarrhea

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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