Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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Knock Knock Go Away

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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