- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Q. What is the answer to life? A. 34

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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