A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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your all shit at jokes

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 recently got out of prison for violent rape.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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