Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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