Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Sometimes, people ask me, "Do you always have to be so obnoxious?" And to that I reply, "I don't always, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis." Stay thirsty, my friends.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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Anything Dane Cook says

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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