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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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