knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Anti Joke

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