A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

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What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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whats brown and booky a book.

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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