Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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A girl and a boy where sitting on a couch together. The boy told the girl politly that she hass gained a significant amount of weight and should lose it. She then pulled out a candy bar in her back pocket and shoved it down his throat, to which he suffocated, because she was on her period when to comment was made.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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Religion

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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stop it ryan vallee

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds? They're of legal age to give consent.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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