Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Chicken

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Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A bear walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender knows that bears can't talk and realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and rolls over to tell his wife about the dream. She hears the joke, but turns away from him and pretends to be asleep. Then the bartender begins to cry. His marriage is in shambles.

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A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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