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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Please don't rape me.

What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

I'm gonna put my nut-sack on your drum set

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

I like turtoes.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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