What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Your mom is so stupid, that she took an IQ test and was proven mentally retarded. Her family is devastated.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Dwight Howard

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Why? Whats wrong?

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PIED NINNY!

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Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Anti Joke

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