Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Caolan and Eamon

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AIDS

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69

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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What did the rap singer say to the other rap singer? "You just got served. Here, read this subpoena and sign it, verifying your understanding of the document."

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Dyslexia ruels!

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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