- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Whats worse than a blonde jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car, and orphaning two little girls who are beat in the orphanage and become homeless and unimportant and consequently jumping off bridges themselves?

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffins says "God its hot in here." The other muffin screams "AHHHH talking muffin!!!!"

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

So a baby seal walks into a club...

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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