Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Penis.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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HURT

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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eat a hot dog

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