A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

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