Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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hi

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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What's an Animal? A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During sleep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming. ... are you retarded? yes how did you know?

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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TIMMAH!

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why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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my names jim haha

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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