What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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69.... is a number

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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this is gay

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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It's a man's 100th birthday, and as one of his last wishes he wants to go skydiving. Unfortunately, due to his crippling arthritis, he was unable to pull the rip cord on his parachute and plummeted to his death.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Anti Joke

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