Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

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What are we then hypocrites?

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Look how far I can kick this bucket

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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Membean

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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