A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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slaughter the mussies #EDL

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King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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If you have a green ball in your left hand and a green ball your right hand, what do you have? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Rob Bell

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