That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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A kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans them up? A bear.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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"Oi Tom" "What Tom?" "What did Tom say to Tom?" He was talking to himself Such a bad anti-joke

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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Peas

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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