How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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Yo mama is so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing? Her reply was: Kicking a can down the street. What did you think she was doing? Moving?

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FOLLOW ME @airvvv

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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