How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Shit a brick.

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Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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