Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Your dads dead. lol

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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space is fun

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Anti Joke

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