What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Joay impistato is a fig

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Poop.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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