There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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What do you call a dead cat on the side of the road? Kitty litter

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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i like it in the mouth

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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