David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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This is an anti-anti-joke.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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