What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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good looking women

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Anti Joke

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