what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the 1, Blondes aren't any dumber than anyone else. It's a myth.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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Hi colton

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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Ain't idn't a word.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Q: What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A: An horse

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