If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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