Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

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this is not a joke

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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KKK

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

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What stops a fully black english man from marrying a fully chinese women, the language barrier of course!

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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