A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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What happened to your hamster? It died.

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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