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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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