How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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You: I have a question Person: Yes You: Do you have an answer?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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A black man walks Into a bar.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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No.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: He was in one tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over to warn everybody in the other tower and while he was in the other tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on that park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich...not too much mayo...just the way he likes it.)

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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