A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Wife, "Wake up... i think there's someone in the house, do something... go downstairs and have a look!" Husband, "Do it yourself." Wife, "You what? You can't expect a woman to fight off an intruder..." Husband, "You women wanted equal rights so here you go, do it yourself."

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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