A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What happen to the ginger after he posted a joke? He was put in jail for 6 months, and analy raped in prision!

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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