Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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How do you kill a blonde ? Shoot her in the head

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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pickle sniffer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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