why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Women's rights.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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why did the chicken cross the road

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

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