Wanna know something funny? Your face

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy almost unparalleled in marine history.

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A catfish could never pass the LSAT because it is unable to perform high-level critical thinking.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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