Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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Person A: Hey! Whats up? Person B: Suicide rates...

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Black people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Probably also quizzical in some sense, but there are several other adjectives that could describe tests as well.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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