A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

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Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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A dwarf walked into a pizza shop and ordered a large pepperoni pizza advertised as $12.50. He gave some money to the man behind the counter who then said, "Sir, you're a little short." The dwarf replied, "My apologies, I thought I had given you a twenty." He gave the man behind the counter the difference he owed, took his pizza and left.

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What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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KILL WHITEY

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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