- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

Connor "Rusty" McLeod

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

Nice weather we're having.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

Knock Knock Who's There Your doctor... You have Aids

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

- Why can't the boy play games? - Because he was born dead.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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