How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

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Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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miley cyrus

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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