Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What do you call a black man? A person

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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tom pauling

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What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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