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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

A gay man watches football.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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