If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Obama.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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i have aids and a chode

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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*******A CELL JOKE******* Mommy Ribosome and Daddy Mitochondria are watching baby nucleus play around in the cytoplasm, when all the sudden baby nucleus falls down and breaks its cell wall. Mommy ribosome is like freaking out like, "OH NO< WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WE NEED TO TAKE HER TO THE E.R.". Then Daddy Mitochondria says, "The smooth ER or the rough ER???"

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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