a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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