Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

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A man walks into a bar. He has suffered from a concussion and is now in the emergency room.

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whats long and black? a baton

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Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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