How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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How come anti jokes r funny

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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People...

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Why cant a black man and a white man cant be friends? Because bont mens are racist

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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WNBA

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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