A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What does a man like. food.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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