What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

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Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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