why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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What did the fork say to the spoon? I have tongs and you don't. Ha.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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Q: what's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why Stevie is silent nowdays? Because he's dead.

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Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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trumpy trumpy trump

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yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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