Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Balls

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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LIFE :(

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So these two girls have a cup .

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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Anti Joke

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