what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Your mother is so stupid that she was tested and proved to be mentally retarded.

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