- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

thermodynamics?

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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