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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

knock knock your gay

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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