- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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So a horse walks into a barn.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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