Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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