Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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homosexuals are gay

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why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Hi

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Sex. That is all.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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