What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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Why was sally crying? she was sad

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Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

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Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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