A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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Whats better than 1 dollar? 2 dollars.

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Your mom is so stupid she went back to collage and got her masters n buissnes.

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Paperclip... BANANA?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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