What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What's the difference between a tigar and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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