http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Why Do Black Men Like Koolaid Because its red

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Harry Styles

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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no

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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