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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Black people are innocent.

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Knock Knock who's there docter docter who??? YOU JUST SAID IT DUMBO!!!!!! lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

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jack shine has boobs

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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