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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

diarrhea.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

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