- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What is red, blue, green, and pink, tie died, and alive? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats white and big and white? alot of things...

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

A mathematician, a physicist and an economist are stranded on a deserted isle in the South Pacific. One day, a lantern washes up on shore. The scholars lament the uselessness of this object.

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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