What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Im gay What about you

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Is Charlie Sheen bi-polar? Yes.

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Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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