What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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hey hey apple

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

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what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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In Soviet Russia..... the exact same thing happens, stupid.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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