Knock, knock. Come in!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

thumb_up thumb_down +135

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

thumb_up thumb_down +7

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Guess what? AIDS!

thumb_up thumb_down +26

There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

We didnt star the fire ...........

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I once went seven years without sex, then I turned eight and my uncle raped me.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

thumb_up thumb_down -9

So, there's a lion loose in Colchester. Should've gone to Specsavers... [L]

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops