Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A man who can't spell walks into an Arab.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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Why did the little girl die so suddenly? The bullet got her right in the heart.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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