My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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your mamas so fat she falls out f both sides of the bed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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