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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

Ever heard of a funny black guy? Me either

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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