Twenty-Four

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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apple pie.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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