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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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