What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

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knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Dylan is a person

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Why was the blonde in the bathroom for 2 hours. She had to pee really bad.

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Roses are gray Violets are black Don't judge me I'm color blind>.>

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Lol you are really adorable, is more like maybe we will ask you some time, but hey, if you are asking, I mean you are beautiful, insecure, easy to break... I am totally joking by the way, you are completely down to earth, you are sweet, you know what you want, etc etc, hey, and to know what you want in life you got to be confident. Wait a second... I "act" like a savage? Lawl, "streams of OceANUS catchphrase"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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