your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why didn't the poor man buy a candy bar? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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