What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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A priest, a rabbi, and a baleen whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "Well I believe Jesus Christ is the only begotten son of God and my lord and savior, so I'll have some communion wine." The rabbi says, "Well I don't believe the messiah has yet walked the earth, so I'll have Manischewitz wine." The baleen whale says "EEEEEEOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHH"

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imadewords

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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deez nuts

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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