What did the old lady say when she went to a restaurant? OH look at the price of this salad.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

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Q; What do you call a dog? A; A dog.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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