How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap ...in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations])That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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A king's son's birthday came one day and the king asked what he wanted. "You can have anything in the world son." He would say. The prince answered,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." So for his birthday he got a rollar costar, a new car, a water park, a castle, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. The same answer went out of his mouth for three years. One day the prince was driving in his car, and he got into a terrible car accadent. And while he was in the ER and saying his last words, his father asked,"Son, before you die, i must know, why did you want purple ping pong balls for your all of those birthdays?" And the prince said,"Well I wanted them because-" and then he died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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