Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Anti Joke

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