What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

thumb_up thumb_down +12

roy g biv

thumb_up thumb_down -30

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

thumb_up thumb_down +53

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops