What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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