Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Women's rights.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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Your mom is not fat!

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