- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

mark is life

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

A man walks into a bar

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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