What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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What do you do when there is a truck on the interstate? Nothing.

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Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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hi to the world fromthe world

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A Cheerio is at Cheerio high school, and there is another Cheerio that he wants to ask to the prom, but she is a frosted Cheerio and because of Cheerio social statuses she would not go with him. So he goes to the Cheerio factory so he can become a frosted Cheerio. The factory workers tell him that he can be a frosted Cheerio, but the machines are malfunctioning today and they can only frost half of him. He agrees, and the girl Cheerio goes to the prom with him. He shows up at the prom with her, and she asks him to get her some punch. So, he's walking around, looking for the punch line, when he realizes: There isn't any.

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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