What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

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A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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nickel back

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Compton

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Blarg

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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