What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's the difference between a male dog and a female? One is a bitch. There are numerous other differences.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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why girl die cancer

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yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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