why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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Hitler had the right ideas, wne tupon it the wrong way.

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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How many sumo wrestlers does it take to lift a huge rock? The point of lifting a rock just to lift a rock is stupid, so why would you get 3 sumo wrestlers to come out and waste their time.

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