what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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Anti Joke

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