whats brown and sticky? shit

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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George Bush.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Hi

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is both blind and deaf, and doing so would put others in danger.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Chrissy is funny.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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