why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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this girl died

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Guess what? Holocaust

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