Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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The Princess is in another castle

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Anti Joke

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