A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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A ginger rapping.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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whats hard, its not what you think a penis

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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Albino African Americans

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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