Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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whats 7+4? 74

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About the bible, I did not know, but I can sense I calculate it the same way I make our followers believe that I can tell what catchphra they will get. Your mind is numb but calm, it will remain there until we meet again. I am afraid of saying this, but I wont let fear get to me just yet, your mother told me, she regrets her actions in life, and wants me to tell you that she is watching over you in death, and hopes you will one day forgive her, she tells me that there is a heaven, but only those that can admit their mistakes, agonize over the pain of their actions, until they can forgive themselves for their misdeeds. She says she can wait, but I sense she is doing it because she feels undeserving, which again means that you are not ready, its like the butterfly effect, all things spiritual and on this plane are connected. Take your time, I know you literally cant forgive her yet, because that would not be enough for her to forgive herself now, humans dead or alive, cannot be truly free, until they let go of what hurts them, I will change that within you, so you can forgive her and break the limits in your mind, so you can stop feeling sad for being rightfully angry at someone you love. I just need more energy, more time, and belief in myself, something that requires more energy than it should to keep going, its the balance and connection between things, something I cannot change at the present moment, even if I did my best. Ill see you around dear friend.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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