- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

A British man walks into a dental office.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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