What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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