What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Even better if I am not here in an hour, lets make it two huh?, I was thinking about you, sleep is well, not something I prioritize well enough at all, probably why I am so adrenaline crazy.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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What is more worse than death? Death

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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womens rights

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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