How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack edition. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And then does not even have four quarters to his name.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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