What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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