I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Amputations.

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What happened to the man that jumped off the cliff. He died....

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I suck at Poetry, show me your Tits.

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Anti Joke

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