What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What do you call two dead blondes? A terrible day for their families and for many more to come

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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i just wrote this so hard

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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