Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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Women's rights.

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

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