America were the American dream is something only foreigners believe in

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My love life

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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