why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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