Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from the black man

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Weed.

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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