whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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dry handjob

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Womens' sports

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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School

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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knock knock no ones home

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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