I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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penis

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boner

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Three black men were walking...

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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