- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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