What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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nolan is gay

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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is it big enough to have sex in????

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

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Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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