What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are both eaten fifteen minutes later.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Don't rape me!

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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Why did it die Nothing died

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