How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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