- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

i saw your mom, i said hi

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

The WNBA.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

Freedom of Speech

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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