A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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mat (telling anti joke): so you are stranded in a desert, right and kyle: no. Mat: no man i'm Kyle: no (kyle was later found dead)

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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