- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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