- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Fat people

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

The Colts this year.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Q: Why was Sally sad? A: Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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