What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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q

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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book 'em danno

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