What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Girls

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Akshaytiger World

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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