Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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womans having rights.

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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