I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Potassium? K.

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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wsde

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

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