A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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Popsicles

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Approximately 500 lbs

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Friend: What do you call a farting dog? Me: A canine releasing built up pressure as a result of excess carbon-based gases produced by the synthesizing and decompositional digestive reactions in the stomach and intestines. Friend: ... Who is a nerd, pointless, has no social life, and cant take a joke? Me: No one. No one but you is that exceptionally lacking in character.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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Fat people

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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