Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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What's the difference between an elephant and a Jew. The elephant has elephant cancer.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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What happened when a myriad people decided to partake in a large party while staying in a small room? They managed to make a compromise. The party got split into two groups: 50% of the original total in each casual confinement. In the end, everybody had a great time and nobody got hurt.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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The Holocaust.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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