What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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sky's sty

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whats 2+2? gonorrhea.

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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my wife out of the kitchen

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The cow went moo

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Cancer

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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