why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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How does one peel a potato? First I would suggest going to your local grocery store, and purchasing a vegetable peeler (although, in fact, the potato is not considered a vegetable). Once at home, I recommend disinfecting it of germs. Unless you already own a vegetable peeler, in which case I would simply peel the potato as every normal human would.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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pussy enough said

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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