What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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What can move people but not rocks.. Poop

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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