What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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what is worse tahn finding a worm in your apple? finding hitler in your house.

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head on into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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