A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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A man calls customer service. A man in India helps him with his problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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