What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What begins with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Your neighbor

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

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Gingers.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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Anti Joke

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