- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

what do you call someone that works in a corner shop? Mohamed

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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