Hey man. what? squidbillies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Sarah Palin

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why did the man get fired from his Job? The boss became his ex girlfriend 2 minutes ago

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Women's professional sports

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What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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Anti Joke

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