if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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Knock, Knock The door's open

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: Women's rights.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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i like potatoes

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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