What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Sex education in Texas,

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had come upon them and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful time. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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can you pass the soap?

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Probably 5

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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