When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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womans having rights.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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