A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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whats brown and sticky? shit

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Anti Joke

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