What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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why do you care?

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Your mom is so nice.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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what do you call a black guy african american

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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