What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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what is not funny? This joke.

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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I hate you.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Justin with a hat.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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