Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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Oh, right

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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My Butthole.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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