Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

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An asian is driving a car. He observes the speed limit and uses his turning signals while switching lanes.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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david weres the slug gone

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noodles

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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shall i compare thee to a summers day, no, because thee are ugly, yay

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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