Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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We are lawyers

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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