Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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How does a black guy who murdered his wife get out of jail? He serves his sentence and is allowed to return back home.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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stinky boner

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