why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Get in the car.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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