How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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woman's rights

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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