Whats big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A Fridge.

thumb_up thumb_down +1,214

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock, knock. Come in.......

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats even funnier than watching two black guys with guns attempting to shoot people Just about everything

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

thumb_up thumb_down

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

thumb_up thumb_down +50

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops