- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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