Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Whats9+10 19

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? Nothing, smurfs aren't real.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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