What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Ebola

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lol

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, it's impossible to determine the motivations of an animal that is incapable of speech.

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stuarts mum

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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