Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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suck my balls mr.garison

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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What's 6+2? 16

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rose are red violets should be purple

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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