EVERYONE TEXT 513-646-2835 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names travis

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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BOOBALANBOO

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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