Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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women's rights

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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