Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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A chicken walked into the bar...

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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Starter clothing

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What do you do if Zombies are chasing you and your friend? Trip the friend.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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