Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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Imagine a scenario Add a Rhubarb Crumble into your scenario Add your mother and father sitting together watching the news in your scenario. Your scenario should take place in an old people's home Add an Olympic athlete doing the splits into your scenario If there were any crane-flies in your scenario, be sure to subtract them at once. Divide your scenario by two. Your scenario should now be a mental image of flying horses and a hippopotamus eating a large salmon mousse. There will be a pig tied to a pair of sunglasses.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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a banana

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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As a teen girl was walking through the perfume shop, she picked up one called, "Swirly Paradise." She sprayed it on her and sniffed the sweet scent. Suddenly, the world spun around and she suddenly woke up inside an empty bra. A mouse sniffed her and ate her alive.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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