What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Potato.

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Moves Like AJgger- Marron 5

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God is real

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What starts with a P and ends with O-R-N? porn

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What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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