two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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SPAMS!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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