- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Black people

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

While driving at night, a man accidently runs down a young child. Devastated, he runs out of the car and begins to break down. He screams up at the sky "Why God? Why?". And God says nothing, because he's not real.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Yo Momma So Fat!

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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