What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Why was sally mopping the floor? Because she was a slave

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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How do you prevent aids? Nail an orphan to your genitals before sex.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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