- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A dolphin walks into a bar. Dolphins do not have legs therefore this is physically impossible.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

NEVER

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Why did the retarded man jump off a building to commit suicide? He didn't try to commit suicide. He was mentally retarted and didn't know any better.

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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