What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

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A group of 8 paintbal professionals land on an island to battle another paintball team. The team is then faced by a challeng of the other team ambushing them. Everyone is okay and not touched. A case breaks the window of the bus they hide in. They open the case and find a bullet proof vest. A man placed the vest on himself. They made it one by one out of the bus and to the otherside of the field the man with the vest was shot and started going... eghegeheghdjrhherbehgh and they pulled out a real gun bulet. They were now under attack by an enemy with real amunation. Then next man to run across the fied was killed. Tehy ran fr their lives.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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Anti Joke

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