Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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I can't think of a joke.

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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