How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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