Man 1: WHAT THE HELL?!?! Man 2: There is no verb in that sentence

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

What is the similarity between fake rings and your mother? They change colors in the shower

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

run farther?

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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