what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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The WNBA.

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Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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