Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

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Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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