What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and there's no one around to hear it, what was a tree doing in the kitchen?

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Penis

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

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Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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What do you get when you cross a muslim and a mexican? i don't know, i just thought that this would make an interesting question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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