A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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im a dragon, no im not

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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