How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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long in the tooth!

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Q:what did the Aardvark say to the other Aardvark. A: nothing because Aardvark do not have the mental capacity to carry out basic conversations

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your doorbell is broken.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Me! Hi

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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Why does life suck? Because it does

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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