What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Rebecca Black

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Walking down a cold, lonely, deserted street is a 10 year old who lost her parents. she has with her in plain sight her fathers wallet, so full of cash that it is literally too full. all of a sudden, a black man with a gum jumps out from around the corner. he then proceeds to mug her and shoot her. thanking the man for playing cops with her using finger guns, she goes home with a new coffee mug and a stick of gum. she died three days later from unrelated incidents.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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