why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Knock Knock.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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A black man in a country bar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Anti Joke

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