Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck on the way.

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Nobody cares.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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No soap radio

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Anti Joke

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