A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Q: why is the squirrel stuck in the tree? A: because he should have finished high school.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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How do you a baby into a small bowl? Put it in the blender. How to u get it out? Tostitos.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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