What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

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Men's Rights

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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So. The gays. ...

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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69.... is a number

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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