What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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