Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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Anti Joke

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