Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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poop

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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Lil' Wayne

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Andy Carrol

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Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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You had better thumbs up this post.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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