when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q: What did Micheal Jackson Say to the boys? A: He can't speak because he's dead.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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.....Carrot Top....

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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