- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

a retard lost...

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet with his great grandmother who got rushed to hospital due to having an epileptical seizure and is in life threatning conditions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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