Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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what's famous and sounds like a type of food? a famous artist's name slightly modified to include the name of a food

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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