Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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What side of the cheetah has the most spots? -The outside.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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Anti Joke

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