Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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I like touching my boobs

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees - have nothing at all in common.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Poop

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I share two rooms with my mother.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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