A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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knock knock! fu ck off i'm a shift worker trying to sleep

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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thomas!!!!

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

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How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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