what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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