A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Spinabifita

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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