Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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What is worse than a person eating cereal? A black person eating white children.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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field day?

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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