3 brothers Mohammed, Ahmed and Saahad were on the 09:25 flight from Tehran to New York. They each only carried a rucksack each and a one way ticket. They are Syrian refugees and their parents are dead.

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Compton

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Sex education in Texas.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Women's rights.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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