The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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