Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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Pickles are moist.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

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Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Anti Joke

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