Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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Anti Joke

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