Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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