What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why did Billy cross the road? Because Billy wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? BECAUSE SHE WAS A BITCH!

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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