YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

im jewish

your face

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Penis!

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

Smelly Indians.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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