Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Hi

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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alex is cool

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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the WNBA

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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Dumb

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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The

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Why did I write this joke Because I'm board as hell

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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