The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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