Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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Harry Styles

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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