what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What do you call a Jew A Jew

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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There are 500 bricks on an airplane. If you drop one out, how many are left? 499. There are three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator. What are they? Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close the fridge. There are four steps to putting a deer in the fridge. What are they? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the deer in, close the fridge. The Lion King is having a birthday party. All the animals are there but one. Why is that? The deer is in the fridge. A woman wants to cross an alligator infested swamp. How does she do it? She crosses normally because the alligators are at the Lion King's party. She dies anyways. Why? She gets hit in the head with a brick.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

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