- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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