Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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modern love

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

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I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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vn[oiaehsobv[khpogjglprljffknfsiphgeknkldfekageriyreojgyperogerpojregkeporg? cuase u stupid and this stupid joke is to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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