What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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I have aids

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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Jews

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Anti Joke

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