My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he didn't make it that far

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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david poredos

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Goat balls.

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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