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Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

i have yougurt mit traktor

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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