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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? i have no idea but i hope he got to the other side safely.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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