- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why did the farmer go to the market? Because his butt was on fire!

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

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