Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Three black men were walking...

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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