Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Who's black, white and Asian at the same time? A panda.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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A blonde walked into a phone pole.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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