Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

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Small breasts.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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A Muslim walked into a bomb shop. Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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