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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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what does a granny look best in? 1950

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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