why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partner and seek help.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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Dani Barton = Stupid

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AVI IS A FAG

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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