Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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An Artic Storm.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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What did Jesus say to his disciples at the Last Supper? Go to Hell.

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What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Penis

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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Hi

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How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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