Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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homosexual rights to marriage

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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Jews for Jesus

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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