Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Jovan

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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