Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

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Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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Want to hear an anti-joke?

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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