Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What did the apple say to the pear? Fred, you are going insane and i'm getting a divorce.

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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