Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What did the astronaunt say to the doctor? Hola!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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Your mom is so fat...

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A baby walks into a bar, the whole bar applaudes for the baby boy who just took his first steps.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Your mother is a very respectable woman.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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