cory is gay

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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