Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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HEY!

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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