What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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What do apples and bananas have in common? They're both red (except for bananas).

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Anti Joke

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