- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

knock, knock whos there child molestor

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -The Pizza you ordered. -Oh thank you very much. -That'll be $10. -Here you go. -Thank you very much, sir. Enjoy your meal.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Fire extinguishers are sexy.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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