What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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drugs.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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guess what what ...

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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