What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Five guys one rape.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Nickelback.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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