im at school

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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I can't think of a joke.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade! Life is not a person, place, or thing that is able to physically hand you something! But, you can go to your local grocery store and buy some lemons.

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Men's rights.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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