how do you get all the people in ireland out of their homes? roll a potato down the road. how do you find the richest person in ireland? you find the one who got the patato

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

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What is square and grey? A grey square.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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yo mamas so old she probably ralises the greater risk of breast cancer in middle age women.

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what are three short words? i a am

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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