What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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