You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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whats round and like a ball a ball

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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i came... i saw... -myself when i came.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

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Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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Roses are red Violets are blue You touch yourself. I do, too.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Anti Joke

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