- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do eagles and ground hogs have in common? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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