Harry Chappell raped someone

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Are you ready kids "Aye Aye Captain" I Can't hear you "AYE AYE CAPTAIN" Ohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea "Spongebob squarepants" Absorbant and yellow and porous is he "Spongebob Squarepants" If nautical nonsense be something you wish "Spongebob Squarepants" Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish "Spongebob Squarepants" READY Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants Spongebob squarepants SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Dont follow this link.......http://www.google.com/imghp?hl=en&q=blue+waffle&tab=wi

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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