What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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civil rights

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what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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Frogs with dislocated fingers....................................................CARROT

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what do you call a seagull that flies over the bay? -a seagull

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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