Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

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Male leadership.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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