September 8, 2011 Amy Winehouse: 46 days sober. Date of death: July 23, 2011

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Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

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No it doesnt..

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

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Poop.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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Hi

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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Netball.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

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The MLS

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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