What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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How many muslims does it take to screw in a lightbulb. One.

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When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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Q:What do they call her? A: They call her love,

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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If Mormonism is true, and Mitt Romney becomes a god, what will that make him? Romniopotent.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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