What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

thermodynamics?

What's old and wrinkly? old people

what has genitial warts? me

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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