Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

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That didn't hurt.

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see ya

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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