Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

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Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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yes... that's the joke

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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NASCAR

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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