Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock! who's there? not Sarah.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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I am a mime

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I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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