If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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Womens rights

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Ms. Smoot's class

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Anti Joke

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