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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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How old are you? 7

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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