What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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fack me!

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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