Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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minorities.....

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

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how long has dibey got left like :)

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Flop dog

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Billy comes home from playing with his friend as he walks to his front yard he comes across his mother...she is dead on the floor his friend then says "im SO sorry your mom is dead but at least you still have your dad" Billy than replies "my mom is my dad" billy then is put into a foster home and spends years trying to recover from the fact that he is the freak offspring of a hermaphrodite

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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Anti Joke

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