Knock knock. Who's there?

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Knock knock, Who's there The delivery man The delivery man who Just take this package

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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