There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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A man is traveling to the nearest grocery store. He stops at an intersection and notices a another car beside him. It was a black corvet. So he blew it up and the men inside of it as well. He then proceeded to call the cops as to try to cover the explosion up as if it was not his fault. Unfortunately, the police had video evidence of the incident through video surveillance and the man was arrested for life. He never got a second chance in life and eventually died a slow, painful death in the hands of cancer at the age of 91.

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why? Why not?

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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