Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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save me from the nothing ive become

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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porn-hub

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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