why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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i like men but im not gay

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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A. Hey.. B. Hi

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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