ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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Whats the difference between the floor and the ceiling? One of them is higher!

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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potato

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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What's up? A direction...

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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