did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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