Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why wouldn't the girl clean her room? She was paralyzed.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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