Enchilada

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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dildo

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What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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lebron

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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