Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Asians...

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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A 65 year old man is tired with his life. He begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. He wants no part in the world anymore so he decided to commit suicide. On his way to commit suicide, he comes across a magical man that has an extraordinary offer. This magical man has offered to grant the 65 year old man the power to fly. The 65 year old man, accepts the offer in great interest, but the magical man wants something in return for his deed. The 65 year old man, offers all the money in his wallet to the magical man. The magical man accepts his offer of all the money and continues. With a flick of the wrist, the magical man says, "fly, fly, high as the sky, i grant this man the ability to fly". The 65 year old man is greatly excited now that he has the ability to fly. He cant wait to try out his new power. He runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. Too bad the "magical man" was really a male prostitute that was broke and homeless. The 65 year old man died on impact and the male prostitue walked away with a wallet full of cash.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Stealth baseballs record

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

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What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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