What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Oh hot damn, this is my jam. Strawberry, to be specific.

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and say "taste the freaking rainbow!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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What do you call a strait man that is also gay? Bisexual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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