Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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