Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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A man is at a party. He gets hungry so he waits in the foodline and then he gets some food. Then he has to go to the bathroom so he waits in the bathroomline and goes to the bathroom. Then he is thirsty so he goes to get some punch and realizes that there is no punchline.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Women's rights.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Anti Joke

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