what is orange? an orange

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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your mom died.

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What happened when you heard this joke? You didn't laugh.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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Why did the eighty year old man climb into a fridge? Because he wanted to.

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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