why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Anti Joke

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