Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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A blond, brunette, and red head jump off a building. Who hit the ground last? The red head because she was last to jump.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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