alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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identical jokes get different votes.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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a Squirrl climded a tree to get a nut

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Women's Rights

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Why did the British boy win his talent show? Because he had straight teeth

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Doorknob.?/111111!!!!hrfuasdyfgasdkhfgawihbrtpaeyrgfai;yegf;gtf L Like or I will killl you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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