i lyk 2 eet pup

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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It got hit by a rocket.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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A dislexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to enjoy the breasts that he has stumbled upon.p

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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