a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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poop

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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