Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

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What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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