Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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they say that cancer can't pass but why do three our your uncles have it

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Anti Joke

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