you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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mom.what is red and green? dad. what? mom. your mama dad. you Mack me cry mom gooooooooooooooooood girl. mom have you seen gmom mom.no dad. your mom killed her girl. rely mom. yes girl.thanks she suck dick for money and now i have to get a new bed so thanks mom.ya dad. so you want to be dead mom and girl. or u want to be dead dad. help me plz nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mom.yes girl yes

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Water, please.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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