Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

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Anti Joke

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