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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

An boy with ADHD walks into a

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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