What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Asians...

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being shot repeatedly in the chest.

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Why was young Timmy crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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Anti Joke

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