Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

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Star Wars

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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beiber i straight

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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