- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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