Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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42

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What's funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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What has five letters and sounds like "trucks?" Vroom

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