Q: What do you call an American who has both Irish and Italian ancestry? A: An American.

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2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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Why did the depressed man complain about life? He didn't he committed suicide.):

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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women's rights

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We have a 24hr fitness center...it is open from 6 to 11

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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