Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

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Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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why couldn't the Mexican get a job? because of the multiple racist jokes gave his ethnicity a bad name.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A boy asked his dad Why are Chinese eyes like that. His dad replied there concentrating that's why there so smart The boy went up to a student in his class and said look I'm like you The teacher asked who told him that he said his dad The dad was called up by the school when the teacher told him what his son did he went GOOZILLA His wife asked him what he was up to and he said farting on her face when she was a sleep 3 days later he found out his wife was cheating on him he knocked on the door only to realize he was on drugs and that he never had a family.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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