Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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What's worse than getting stabbed Getting stabbed two times

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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Win and Beau have no friends

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What's brown and sticky? Brown paint.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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say it aloud and fast: •im sofa king stew ped •ice bank mice elf •alpha Q •mike hunt •mike ock

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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