What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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BIG PENIS

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Gestapo.

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a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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