Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

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My mom just died....

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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