mark is mark

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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why was the kid crying? because he had to go to school GDS*

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A man walks up to a girl and says "Hello there" The girl doesn't respond because she has been deaf and blind for her entire life and doesn't know he is there. Potatoes.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Your dad is so fat that he is on a diet.

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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