Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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America

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What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the girl fall She didn't she was eaten by a bear

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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69

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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