Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Kathy Griffin.

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How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

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What did the japonese man say? Nothing that we can understand.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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