Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why? Why not?

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a pint.. But is immediately turned away as dogs are not allowed in pubs.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? There was a huge pile of dead babies blocking his path.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Charlotte Bobcats

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only anal because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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