what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Kevin and Ramin

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

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Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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You know that feeling you get when you see your crush walking towards you? No, I'm blind.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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