a pornstar comes early to a party

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Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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