- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck?

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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