A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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the comment about daniel was fron brock

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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