What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Where is my tractor?

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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