Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Dave: My wife just gave birth! The baby is doing good. John: You mean doing well?

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? With artillery.

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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