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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

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Dislike this.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Anti Joke

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