Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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