Dwight Howard

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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nolan is gay

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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where do the women go? the womanarium

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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