what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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black people swimming

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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