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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Justin Bieber.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

A pedophile walks into a daycare

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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