so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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