knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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leon harney ya pikey

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What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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