- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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