- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get in the car.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Kenny died. The Bastards.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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