Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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DANA

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A midget walks under a bar

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

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Female Orgasms

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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Thumbs this up

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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