I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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run farther?

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

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why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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