Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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A Weight loss service that works

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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