What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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