your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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canadians

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

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destiny

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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What do you call a horse standing alone in an empty field? Tesco's own Beef Lasagne.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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