Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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