A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What is more worse than death? Death

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Women's rights.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Whats the difference between Amanda and Brittaney spears? Nothing, they are both worthless sluts

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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what makes margaritas good. illegal immagrants in the basement.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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