What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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