Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Hey girl, the word of the day is "legs". So let's go home and research the origin of the term and possibly conduct other etymological studies.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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