why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Penis.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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good looking women

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

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Why Is Helen Keller such a bad driver? Because she is a woman

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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TELL

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Anti Joke

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