why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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wow garlic, yum

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You’re so dumb that many individuals find your intelligence inferior.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Your Mom.

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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