There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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