Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Anti Joke

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