Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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I have aids

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Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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