-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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A black man is playing guitar for a white man and a chinese man. After he is finished playing the white man and chinese man compliment him on his nice playing.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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NEVER

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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