I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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Justin beiber..

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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