Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Sea World Japan.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Hey Lamar, guess what. No Oh ok haha Otarts was here

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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