Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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The economy.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Donald Trump

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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hey bill!

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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