Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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more chocolate?

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

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Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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