What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Yellow People !!

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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There is an Asian, an American, and a Mexican on a falling plane. The pilot announces that the plane is plummeting out of the sky and says that he needs to drop the cargo. The pilot drops the cargo but the plane is too heavy still. The pilot tells the passengers to drop some personal belongings. The Asian drops rice, the Mexican drops his guns, and the American throws the Mexican and yells "Remember the Alamo!".

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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