- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

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