Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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Aodhan Hearty

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Penis-biter

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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