A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

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some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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wael.. nuff said

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i have to tell you a knock knock joke. but you have have to start it..

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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