why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Onions stink. And so do you.

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Boy:U a dime Girl: she said ur a quarter Boy:-_- dumb B***h

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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