Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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your life

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Gabe Mercado

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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