Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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Nickleback.

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Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Proof reading

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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96

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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