- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to her tits? I wanna suck u.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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