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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Anti Joke

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