I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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The economy.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Women's Rights.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race, she died in a fire.

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What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

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Whats worse than missing the bus? Having the short bus picking u up

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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