Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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im a policeman the car infront of me had a foot hanging out of the trunk. i pulled him over. i closed the trunk and proceeded to inform him of the dangers of open trunks.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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How do you keep a mexican from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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Why is this site so stupid? It's no, its the best site ever

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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Rick Perry.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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You all have Aids

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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