How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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