What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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The government makes a good decision

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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Women's Rights.

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Why? Why not?

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Womens Rights

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What stinks and comes out of someones mouth. Bad Breath

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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