Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

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What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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