- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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