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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

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Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What's worse than death? Not a lot!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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