What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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