- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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