- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with Macaulay Culkin? Because he's dead.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, it's really nice.

A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

I Have a Black Friend

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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