Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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