Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What is brown and sticky?

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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