Your mother is a man.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

autistic kids rock

What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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