Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To eat it of course

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What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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