what's black? a lot of things.

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nick toth

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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