A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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YOU

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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