Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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knock knock Who's there? Will Nealis Will Nealis who? Will nealis continuously finds himself crying himself to sleep as reality begins to smack himn in the face revealing to him that nobody has, does, or ever will like him. He is also informed that the reason his parents left him is because he is such a flaming ginger, his nasty face ruins the atmosphere of any room he walks in to. he has been adopted by a lovely gay couple and he takes after both of his fathers very much, in the aspect of enjoying massive animal c o c k in his mouth as well as having threesomes with his dads. will goes to school everyday and is tormented for being homosexual, so when he goes home hie parents beat him....off and have lemon partys with wills grandpa as he watches and masturbates vigourously.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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*insert joke here*

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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