a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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216-409-7176 Call me.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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The Big Bang Theory (the show).

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender for grapes. The bartender explains to the duck that he does not sell grapes. Later that day, the bartender recounts the story to a friend; the friend advises the bartender to undergo psychological testing.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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