What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

thumb_up thumb_down +4

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Today is May 18 2016.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops