Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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the lemon was sweet.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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