what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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I took a dump in a well don't ask me i'll never tell i look to u as it fell and now its in the well Hey,i just took a dump and it smells like crazy so here's my number so call the plumber Call the plumber

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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