- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

Whats the diffrence between a boy scout and a Jew? The boy scout comes back from camp.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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