What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

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The women if the wnba are good at basketball

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

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Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Nickelback

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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