- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

knock knock go away!!!

^that joke's not funny

What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

WANNA HERE A JOKE? (no, i purposely clicked in this joke website to simply here to fulfill my demonic internet pleasures.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

Burp

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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