A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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