Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Thumbs this up

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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