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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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