What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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a black father

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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A guy walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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