fabien

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

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Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

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did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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hi

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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