what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

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What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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oooh look a banshee

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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There's a fine line between hyphenated words

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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