what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Stop Spam Read Books

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back. And 6 million in the ashtray

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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Why can't humans fly? Because there is simply no natural way of achieving lift with the bodies that we have. We must use other means to become airborne such as planes and hot air balloons.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why is a bear like a cloud? They are both blue.

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The Joke Below

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You're welcome!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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