- Anti Joke

John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Where's my baby??

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

PATHETIC

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

Whats blue, green and red, and runs trough the strees each sunday? ...What? I have no idea, I was hoping you did.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I am blind.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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