How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Horse tits

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Thanks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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