Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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