What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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