Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

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Once upon a time, there was a man named John. John loved pancakes

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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