You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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refridgrator

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Misner is a twat.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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