What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What's the difference between Hurricane Sandy and Barrack Obama? One is a catastrophic event that resulted in thousands of deaths, countless power outages and homes destroyed, and millions of dollars in damages, and is said to be one of the worst tropical storms to ever hit the nation. The other is the President of the United States, who has put in an unbelievable amount of effort to fix our economy, create jobs, and make America a better place to live. So as you can see, the two things are extremely different. One must wonder why this question was even asked in the first place, as one is a human being and the other is a storm, making any common traits between them almost non-existent.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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