Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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The FCC

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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am i invited to party? no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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