- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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