- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

A black person in the NHL

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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