-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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My wife made me a sandwich

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Trampoline.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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