what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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feces

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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