What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

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What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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womens rights to vote

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why did the kid give a bad presentation in class? He knew basically nothing about the topic, and on top of that had a large erection.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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*prepares this to get negative votes*

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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