Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Penis

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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