an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Penis.

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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