whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Women's Soccer.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Why was the asian guy's eyes slanted? Your question is a very valid one that most people often wonder, but never really ask. It's called an epicanthal fold...please, NOT "slanted eyes". Many people consider this to be a derogatory description of the descendents or those of Eastern Asia (as do I, being half Korean), but most people are unaware of this and say it anyway. I'll assume you didn't know this. :) The epicanthal fold (what we have) is something that all babies are born with, but those who may not be of Eastern Asian origin will eventually lose. The purpose of this "fold" is to protect the eyes from extreme sunlight and cold weather. Most people of the this part of Asia originated in Mongolia where the weather conditions were very cold and harsh. Also, with most of this population, you'll notice that there exists some extra padding below the eyes as well. With all that white snow and the sunlight reflecting off of it, don't you think with time our bodies would develop some sort of defense for one of our most valued senses--our sight? It makes sense, doesn't it? Also, notice, that the farther south you travel in Eastern Asia the "rounder" the eye gets (their is less evidence of the epicanthal fold), since the climate gets warmer the farther south you go. Evolution, baby. So, Eastern Asian eyes are NOT really slanted. They just appear to be. Instead they just have that extra fold above the eyes that make them appear "thinner", if you will. If you want to sound halfway intelligent, please don't use the description "slanted eyes" anymore, since this will only make you seem like somewhat of a bigot (racist). (You might say it around the wrong person one day.) Sorry, but I'm just trying to give you some good advice. I hope I helped.

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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