What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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eoin burgin is fat

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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