Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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asian, do math

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Black People.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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