why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

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How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse

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What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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Q: What did the Mexican kid get for Christmas? A: My bike.

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Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette was stranded on a deserted island. A genie appeared and said nothing, because genies doesn't exist

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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