once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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roses are red violets are blue ur family is dead and u will die too

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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