What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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The phantom menace is the best star wars movie

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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My name is never spelt right so its all good

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Waffles ate my grandma

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If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I have five fingers, When will you put the ring on the one NEXT to the middle one? Never?! F you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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