How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

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Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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