There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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What do you get when you cross a sponge with a Bob? Spongebob.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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penis. nuff said.

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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