What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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This statement is false.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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