how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What happens when you swallow a battery? You turn into one.

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What did the headless man say? Nothing. The man can't speak because he doesn't have a head.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Womens rights

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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