What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

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Obama-Care

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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"What would you do if i gave you a million dollars?" "I would scream and jump up and down? Are you really gonna give me a million dollars?" "No i just wanted to see what you would have said, that's all"

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

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Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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thermodynamics?

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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