Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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