2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Knock knock.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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Yo mama so fat she died

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a registered sex offender.

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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Penis in a box.

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Niall Horan

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