- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

One cold winter day in Russia, a man asked a tree if he was cold. The tree did not reply, and the man became depressed.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water. jack fell down and broke his crown, and is now in intensive care.

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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