Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Knock knock

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penis

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Justin Beiber

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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