Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

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Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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women's rights

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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