how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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I am black.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What's old and has wet pants? My grandma with a bladder problem

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Three men of different ethnic and socio-economic upbringings enter a pub. A strange situation befalls them or a question is posed. The first two respond in turn, in manners typical of their profession or educational background. The third, however, either draws on his specific expertise and responds so as to outwit the others, or makes an egregious and pun-filled blunder, leaving himself open to mockery by his peers.

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Women's rights.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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