- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Womens rights.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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Stop being a centipede

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why can't Demetrius swim? Because he has a genetic disorder where he is paralyzed from the waste down, so he is therefore incapable of propelling himself through the water

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

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