why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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Hi Adam,

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Dance is a sport

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Please don't shoot me

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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