Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Q: What did the angry German man say to the Ameican? A: I dont know, I can't speak German!

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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