Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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I have no ideas.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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I like to thumb up my own jokes.

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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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