What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

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Your Mother

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Vagina ass.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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