Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Poo LOL

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Woman rights.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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whats forever alone me

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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