What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

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boobs

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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Bitch

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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Anti Joke

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