What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My friend has diabetes Stop posting diabetic jokes

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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im gay

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