Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

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Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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