- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

Compton

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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