What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures.

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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If you're reading this, you can read.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Yo mamas so tan she might get skin cancer

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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