Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What do you call a guy wearing a white leisure suit? Mister Rourk? No, you call the dud wearing the white duds.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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