What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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kevin kim

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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Your mom goes to college

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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