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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Peas

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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whats a joke

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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I'm a white rapper bro I do it all the time People don't like me cuz my words don't match

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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How to confuse a blonde. Buy 14 monkeys dye them purple and orange and hide them in her wardrobe

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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