Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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it was all Tagart

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Black people are the scum of the earth

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