what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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I had a lemon. hi.

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Church.

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my penis

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A train poops its pants.

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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