What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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#Hanging Degus

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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