Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had to arms. Knock knock Who's there? Well clearly not Sally

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Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

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Poverty.

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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