What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Icecream

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

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A homeless person dies.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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