- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

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