why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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Osama Bin Laden dies.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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what is purple and hairy like a bear? A purple bear

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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