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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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So dont touch it

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Bad grammers.

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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The Morman Religion.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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