A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Hey I just meet you And this is crazy I took bath salts Your face looks tasty

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In an apartment complex, a black family lived on the first floor, a mexican family lived on the second floor, and a white family lived on the third floor. Suddenly, at about noon on tuseday, a giant tornado came through town and took out the entire complex, destroying everything. Why did only the white familey survive the catastophy? Because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.

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- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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