Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why did the man explode when he ate the cheeseburger? Because the man was actually a bomb.

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Nero, listen, do not try to imply that you created the Iron man method, that was developed by many people over the duration of many years in the former underground society. You seem far too educated to be the savage you claim to be, if I told you that our people will do the uttermost to see if we can fix that eye of yours and succeed, will you forgive my failure and imperfections as a leader? Look at it this way, I am a leader, not a ruler, what my followers do is up to them, but if they cannot understand that they have to pay the consequences behind their actions, they have no place within the order, as for the expression "my order" it is simply what my many followers like for me to say, not because they are unwilling to take responsibility, but as a token of praise. Our articulations and means of expressing desire and such are very much the same, have you ever been part of our order?

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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