children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

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Why did the guy with alzheimer's say to his wife? He can't remember.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

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A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Why is Pawn Stars the best show on the History Channel? Because Pawn Stars is the only show on the History Channel.

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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