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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

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How many arabs can fit in a 2007 honda accord? legally up to 5

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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How many calories are in a bag of Fritos? 160 calories.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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How many armless people does it take to change a lightbulb? I dunno, that's why I asked you... Hello?

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