how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? nothing he ain't already told her twice....

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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