Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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whats worse than someone on the phone during a movie? your mother queefing on your bowl of cheerios

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Anti Joke

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