What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

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fava beans

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Doctor" "Interrupting Doc-" "You have Cancer'

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scientology.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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