what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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You have Aids. April fools! you have super Aids.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

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rape that shit

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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