Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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I like hats XD!

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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The Morman Religion.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What do you call two black guys flying a plane? Pilots.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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