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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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What's the worst part about being drunk? Your child.

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Why was the black man chasing the little girl? The black man was the adoptive parent of the little girl and they were playing tag.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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A Chinese man and an american lived together. The Chinese man said to the american man, "I'm going to walk the dog." The American said "OK." Later that night they were eating dinner. The American said to the Chinese man, "I don't think that I've had this meat before. What is it?" The Chinese man replied, "The dog." The American, surprised, spewed out the food he was eating. "THE DOG!?" he yelled, shocked. The Chinese man replied, "Yes, I TOLD you I was going to wok the dog!"

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Who're you gonna' call when you're apartments being ravaged by ghosts? Your doctor, for you might have schizophrenia.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

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An Aisian failed a test

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why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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