If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Why did the black man buy a gun?? He enjoys hunting legally

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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