why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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alcoholism kills

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

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why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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