What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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