Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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