What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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Q:what is the most annoying word that means nothing? A:every word has a meaning your question is invalid. ~Phish <3

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Where was Susie when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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what did the black man say to the white man? hi

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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