What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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you just read an anti-joke

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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hello

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