I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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whats worse than snakes on a plane? terrorists

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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