why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Herpes, Now you do too.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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Why won't sharks attack lawyers? Humans tend to fight back, and sharks wouldn't usually be so hungry as to endanger their own lives in this way. Besides, most places where humans swim have shark barriers.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anal cheese curds.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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A boy goes into a Bakery and asks for a loaf of bread, the baker asks him if he wants a white loaf or a Wholemeal loaf, the boy replies, "it doesn't matter i have my bike outside"

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Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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