A duck walked up to the lemonade stand And he said to the man running the stand: QUACK!

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A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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