Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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A blond and his wife were in the hospital expecting their first child together. The wife gives birth to twins and the husband turns to her and says, "I can't believe we had twins. I'm so happy!"

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Hey, the eighties called, they were really excited about inventing a phone that could call the future.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Women's rights

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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gay marriage.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Anti Joke

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