roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Your moms so dumb she stuffed a battery up her butt and said i got the POWA!

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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