Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Guess what? Holocaust

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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what did the man write down? nothing,because at that time, his pen was out of ink, so he had to open his dest drawer to get another one

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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