What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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