What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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