How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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everyone dislike this

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? IT WAS DEAD.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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pussy enough said

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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