a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

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what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

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why did the man lose his testicle? he had cancer

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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An asian without a future.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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