A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

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How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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