Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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An Englishman walks into a bar.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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What will Postman Pat be called after he retires? Pat.

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How do you get a small freckly boy to stop watching television. You turn off the television.

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What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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