what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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Today is March 22.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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so if you need 20 dollars and you just kicked your cat how old is your mom. cake because you are a 666 member.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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cory is gay

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