- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Liverpool City Football Club

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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