Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replied, "That's probably because you're schizophrenic."

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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I had sex with my mother in law

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what is the difference between the black orphan and the white orphan.... the black orphan died after i raped it

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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