Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Why was the Irish Cop happy to see the Mexican family killed in a accident? Because the Lopez family were a family known for generosity and selflessness. It came as no surprise to anyone who knew Steven Lopez and his beloved family that they were all organ donors and not only that but Shelly Lopez, Steven's oldest daughter had blood type O negative (the universal donor). Officer McO'Brianiganly's wife is dying in the hospital in need of a kidney transplant, doctors have given her just weeks to live. Now, thanks to unfortunate events for la familia Lopez., Officer McO'Brianiganly and his wife can live a long happy life together, just as they always imagined.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Shea's sty....

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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i just wrote this so hard

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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Chuck Norris.

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