Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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You're tall.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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Hey, I just met you and i am crazy, but? here's my room key let's make a baby.

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Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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