Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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