Haikus are rigid, Their structure gives them beauty, And if you ignore the structure they kind of don't make sense and are bad.

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What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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your mom is so fat.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Several men are in a bar a tall white man named James orders a round of shots for all of the people they all have a fun time untill James gets into a car with Derrick who is not sober they drive right into a sick childrens hospital and cause many frantic wild fires throughout the town. They all end up in jail for an unrelated cause

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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Anti Joke

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