Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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bologna

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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