The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Hello

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There's an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Walnut

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That's as _____ as a ______ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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womens rights

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A massive shit.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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