A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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