DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Nock Nock It's open.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Wanna hear an inside joke? Cancer.

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

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What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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