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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Jim would you like to share what you've written?" says rehab counselor "Roses are red, Violets are blue, Heroin is bad, I see sound."

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

What comes after 23? 24.

Knock Knock Nobody answered because the people in the house were away.

Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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