so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Who's the biggest badass in the nation? Adrenaline junky Jacobs!

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What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

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Where's my tractor?

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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Who smells like urine and his da is a registered sex offender with madeline mccann in his house? Aodhan hearty, May I also include he looks like a bug. Oh and don't forget the rot on his teeth, it is fucking disgusting. It really looks like he hasn't brushed his teeth in quite a substantial period of time, in my opinion, he is the only person who is actually comparible to sean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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