Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say? A: My hair is blonde

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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I Have a Black Friend

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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