- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

can't wait until the baby boomers die

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What's brown and sticky A stick

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Adele walks into the stables

Potato salad

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms..

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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