How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A man walks into a bar and has a wonderful time drinking with his friends, arrives home at a reasonable time and goes to bed.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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An orphan falls off a cliff.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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