Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

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