a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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Your mom is not fat!

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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School

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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