Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

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