A man walks into a bar with a monkey..I forget the rest but your mother is a whore.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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A man walks into a vagina

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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