What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars except the duck.

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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