silver bullet?

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm bored of this how about you?

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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