Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Women's rights.

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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What do you call a fat man in a tiny pipe? Stuck.

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

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Church.

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

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A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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