if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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I like poop in my butt

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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You have friends

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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What did the hot rod say to the other hot rod Its hot in here

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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balls

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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:3

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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