wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Good.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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