I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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Indeed.

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Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Why does Danny work at the factory? Because Danny is in an substantial economic crisis, and doesn't have enough money to afford food for his 6 kids and wife. They will all most likely die soon, as his factory job will not provide enough money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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