Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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kkkk

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Do you know karate, shorty? Or are those bruises from an abusive father?

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Haha

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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cheese

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

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Anti Joke

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