Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a knife? Stabbed.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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pup

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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