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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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How did the black man cross the road after 5 years of trying to and getting hit by cars every time? some1 put KFC on the other side. MrBounty44

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knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

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You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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What would Muhammed do?

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whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Anti Joke

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