abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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why didn't the food in your microwave warm up ? because you didn't press start.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

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What did one ear say to the other ear? Did you hear that?

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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