My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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A Pakistani news reader.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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What is a turkey? The offspring of a turtle and a monkey.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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