You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Why did the man eat the apple? Because he was hungry.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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I am a nigger.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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