why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A blind man walks into a bar

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how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so they can be used interchangeably.

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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TRICERATOPS!

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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