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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

A boy eats 3 pounds of candy, 2 whole pizzas, and drinks 10 beers. Why did he puke? Someone came out of nowhere, and kicked him in the nuts

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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