How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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who drinks pee? katness

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? It's a spicy sort of stew, you'd enjoy it.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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hi jonny

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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How do you divide 3426 by 78.6? With a calculator

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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