A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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Womens Basketball.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Anti Joke

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