how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Potato

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

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Nothing yet CC

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what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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69

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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Knock Knock Who's there? Frank Frank who? I killed your grandma

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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No, luke. I am your father. damnit

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Which one is hardest?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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