How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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