- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

This sentance contains three errers

Two muffins are in an oven. After ten minutes at 375 degrees, they were pulled out, allowed to cool, and eaten.

What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

the battle of waterloo

What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

What's big and fat? An obese man.

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