how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Women's rights.

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Yes.

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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whats really hot the sun

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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