Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

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what did the astronaut say to the rocket scientist? hi

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whats 2+2? 4

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Q: Whats worse than Coke A: Diet Coke

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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