- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

wanna here a joke? you.

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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