1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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