Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Anything you want, it's only a fish.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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The WNBA.

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