Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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think twice or at least think

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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The original joke: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" The anti joke, aka realistic edition: "WATCH OUT FOR THAT HOLE!" "WHAT YAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH!" The ballon edition: Original: "Balloon! Watch out for that Cactus!" "What Cactussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss..." (leaking air you slowmo) The anti-joke aka realistic version: "Balloon watch out for that pointy soda!" "What soda *pop*" Moral: None of these where the least realistic!

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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