Nicolas Cage

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they work hard at it

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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what do you get when you use heroin aids.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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