Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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