What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Test

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

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I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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Why do the cangaroos are weird? cause they have testicles in front and penis back, is real!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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