What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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I'm so punny.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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your moms tits are so big she may have breast cancer she may have breast cancer which takes approximitely 300,000 lives per year

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laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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How are you? Yes

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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girls basketball

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

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