A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Whats white and all over my room? paint

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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A guy walks into a bar, but a metal bar, he hurts his head, he goes to the hospital to get an x-ray, Turns out he hard a brain tumor, He died the next day,

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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