what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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How many light bulbs? 1

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Time flies like a banana.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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Go away still nothing to see

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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