Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Women's Rights

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 for violence and mild nudity.

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. He never got an ice cream he is alergic.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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