What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road. Because it was hit by a truck.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Nothing, Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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