What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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Pickles

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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Women's rights.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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I am a women

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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