What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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ur mum

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What's half of 8? o

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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