When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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