Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

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what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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