yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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fabien

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poop.........

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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