Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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what is it called when a woman is president. The Apacolypse.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't make sense Your cute

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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