Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

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Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He didnt.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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