Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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I enjoy Popcorn

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So this guy comes into a bar... Jizz eveywhere.

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children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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