How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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why did the man die? because he died.

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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