How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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