A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

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A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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