- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

What's the most common pickup line in a gay bar? "Hi, may I buy you a drink?"

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