Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What did the Pillow say to the Blanket? Nothing. Inanimate objects do not contain the ability to speak, therefore they could not possibly say anything to each other.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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rose's are red violets are blue bernard is mine and yours too if you hurt him in any way i'll punch you in your face and make you gay Krissc

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Anti Joke

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