How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

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People, so yeah Nero7 is alive, but for the first time in history this site is crashing because too many are posting questions here, so I will try answering some for you, the name is Joker2 and I am one of the administrators at point zero. Nero7 is alive and, according to himself well, but physically he can barely walk and stutters in pain, and yes we are six million followers in total. Otherwise his condition is stable, and no, he is not dying in six years (because) that is also part of the coding you will need to access our site (it might have sounded a bit too dramatic in order for some of you to understand its part of the code) Do not post questions or comments regarding our activity on any other section, we do not want that kind of attention, so stop it or we will have to cut you off, Nero can and will answer questions, but please one at the time, its clogging this crappy server, besides Nero can only answer one person at the time as far as I am aware off.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Anti Joke

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