your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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a little girl gets raped

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Anti Joke

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