Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

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Q: What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn? A: Farm tools

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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How High is a Chinese man

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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What's the difference between a freezer and a baby? A freezer doesn't scream when I pack my meat into it.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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