Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Chrissy is funny.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

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i like tits

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

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A man walks into a pole.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

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10inch nice

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why do women rip you off? Because they like money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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