Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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What's the difference between 2 flies? Their DNA

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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