Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One breaks her left high heel and the other is called Monica.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Penis.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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