My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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No soap radio

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What did the man on a business trip to Japan say to his wife on the phone? The nuclear reactor in the next city over is melting down as we speak. If I don't see you again, I love you.

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Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What do you call a black piano player? You call him a pianist who plays a black piano. However, that really doesn't seem all that short, so you may just want to call him by his name, whether it be Bob, Jeff, or Ronaldo.

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What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Fags are gay.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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