You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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Women's rights

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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