What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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19th amendment

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Anti Joke

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