What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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What do you call a donkey walking backwards a confused donkey

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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