What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Im going to the patriots jets game this year..... When the kick a feild goal and you see two kids wearing lime green holding up a poster that says BRADY LIKES SAGGY BALLS that will be me and my friend -RT

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do you have a pen i can borrow? yeah, here.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Doctor B: Doctor who? A: Doctor Johnson, i'm here to check up on you. How's the medication going? B: It's going well thank you, it's working. A: That's very good to hear. Hope you recover soon. B: Thank you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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