What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

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"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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