Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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why did the man die? because he died.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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