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Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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1 friend request facebook: ignore. Nuff said

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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ey can i pick your scabs plzz

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

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Yeah right loser!

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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