An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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My Butthole.

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

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CHEEZECAKE

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

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Continents are large islands.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Anti Joke

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