Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What do you call a white person on a leash? A toddler.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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