- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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Where is my tractor?

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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