Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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what happen when you put 2 black persons on a blender You ask your self.. will it blend?

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Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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