In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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