Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your parents are dead they never loved you! I found this one on facebook and i just found this site and all yall got some good jokes LOL

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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