What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "It sure is hot in here." The other muffin says "Holy shit a talking muffin

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

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What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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