- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

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