What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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kevin kim

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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A doctor, a farmer, and a blonde walk into a bar. The doctor orders red wine because he knows it's good for the heart. The farmer orders a Piña Colada because he likes fruit. The two men wait eagerly to what the blonde is about to order. The blonde opens her purse and says "Damn it, I can't find my credit card." Suddenly, a handsome young gentleman walks up to her says "Don't worry miss, I'll buy a drink for you. What are you having?" The blonde looks up and says "Don't worry? I just lost my credit card!" In a fit a of anger, the blonde storms out the bar and doesn't order anything.

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What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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