what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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what goes woof ? A dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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FUCK YOU

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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Connor is homo

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What? Yes.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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