Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

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Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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