What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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NASCAR

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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