steves legs

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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How do you blind fold an asian? Dental floss!

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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How do you kill a blonde? Irreversibly damage her vital organs to the point where she loses consciousness and will never wake again.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Brittney Spears

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the hea repeatedly

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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