Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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No soup for you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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