Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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The weels on the bus go...flat

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

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non poop

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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