"hey do you know the date" "58"

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why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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PUDDING

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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Tucker Rivera

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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There once was the worlds most important people on an airplane. All of them. They were a Boy Scout with a hiking pack, World's Oldest person, World's Smartest person, a Scientist who had the cure to cancer, and the World's Richest man. The Pilot told them that the plane was running out of gas and they would have to bail. But there was a problem, two people were going to have to die. They were only two parachutes short. So the Scientist grabbed one and said, "I'm the only one with the cure to cancer I've got lives to save." And he bails. Then the World's oldest person jumps out with a parachute saying, "I Still Have A Life To Live!!!" Then the Richest person realizes there is two parachutes left. He says, "I have the most money so I have to go because I could save America from going bankrupt." Grabs a chute and jumps. Then, the world's smartest person just happens to be so selfish and bails with the last Parachute. So the Pilot and and the Boy Scout were left. The pilot was kind enough to let the Kid go because he still had he longest life to live. But the kid said no, we could both go. The pilot said no you go. The kid was still being stubborn. And said No, we could both go, The world's smartest person took my back pack, there is one chute left, we could share it. And so they both jumped and landed safely on the ground. And that was the end of the World's smartest man.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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