hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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How many babies can fit inside a trash can? Seven.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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If a man without hands is called a handicap, what do you call a man without legs? A handicap.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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