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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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why did the chicken cross the road Why not

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Turkey Balls

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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Patrick is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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