why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

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What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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Women's rights

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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hi michael

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i like turtles

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What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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