What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Anti Joke

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