a man goes for blood check up ..........his whole hand was frozen >>>>the doctor cuts his finger'''''' he comes outside crying n sits in a chair n cries.............]]]]]] the person near him asks him why is he cryin...he says i came 4 my blood test the doctor cut my finger.the person next to him cried aloud......the person asked y r u cryin>>>>>>>>>>i came her 4 my urine test ..........????????lol

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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A black man walks into a book store.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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this is gay

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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Anti Joke

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