Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

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I have aids

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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How's a raven like a writing desk. you really are alice.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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