Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman all walked into a bar. But, the bartender was not happy, as he had noticed that each of them were wearing tops with rude slogans on them. The Bartender said to the Englishman, "you do know that your t-shirt isn't suitable for the children in here, don't you?" "Oh," said the Englishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home to change it at once." Next, came the Irishman, who's top was slightly worse than the Englishman's. The bartender said to the Irishman, "you do know that the joke on your jumper is sexist, don't you?" "Oh," said the Irishman, "I'm sorry, I'll go home and change it at once." Last, was the Scotsman. The Scotsman's top was particularly bad, and the bartender especially did not want this top to be seen in his bar. So, the bartender said to the Scotsman, "you do know that the slogan on your cardigan is racist, don't you?" "Oh," said the scotsman, "I'll go home and change it at once."

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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My jeans

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What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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penis

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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