What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A seal walks into a club.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

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Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy? You're skinny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Im batman...suck it losers

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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A boy walks into a baker, asks for a loaf of bread. The baker enquires "White or brown?" to which the boy replies "It doesn't matter, I've got my bike."

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adele is so fat that when shes on a plane she makes the skyfall

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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