why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Hello

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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