Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

You have friends

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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