What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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A chicken walks into asda/walmart The person at the counter says: "What can I get you?" The chicken says: "Cluck"

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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I'm not here.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Strawberries!

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Get on the boat.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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