Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

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mexicans fishing

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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why did the boy have no friends? cause he was smelly

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Anti Joke

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