muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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what do u get when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant a genetically disformed animal comes out who dies shortly after

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What do you get when you combine High Fructose corn syrup. sunflower oil, carbohydrates, and water. How the heck should I know!

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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Dwight Howard

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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