Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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