Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Women's Rights

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a person of Jewish descent and the other is a device for traversing waterways akin to the raft.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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