- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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