- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

Why was the black man afraid of the chainsaw? Because its a potentially dangerous weapon

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

i dislike sack in my mouth

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

A man walks into a bar and says "Hi everybody, it's me!" So everybody turns round. But it wasn't him.

What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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