What did the blind man say to his wife? Nothing, for he was mute too

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What did the cat say to another ? meow

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Your mom was so stupid that she went back to school and now she is graduated with a degree.

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

Three blind mice walk into a pub. They are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humor from it would be exploitative.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Malachai.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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