- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Penis.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What is brown and sticky?

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

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