what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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What's big, wet and yellowish-green at midnight? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Once upon a time, there was a gorilla who found Suzie. Suzie was mauled because she had no arms

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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what did the Hispanic man say to the black man? hello

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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