A nig-ger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nig-gers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nig-ger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nig-ger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nig-ger, go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nig-ger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nig-ger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nig-gers, smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

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Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

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civil rights

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

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A theif walks into a blonde ladies apartment. The theif takes all of her valuable belongings, leaving her life in shambles.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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