Tim and Eric

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Q: What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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