What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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God

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Good luck on your finals everyone!

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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