What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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