why do i have a pain in my left side i dont know but im scared

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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When I walk in the rain, I get wet

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What is worse

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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lebron

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a cannibal.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Anti Joke

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