If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Q: how many people with adhd does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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How come grilled cheese?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? because they know how to run shoot and steal

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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