How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Black People.

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What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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::ring::ring::ring:: Hello? Is your refrigerator running? Yes, yes it does! Why? I work for a local home appliance superstore and we are having a special on repairs and maintenance. Would you like to try our home appliance maintenance offer? I'm sorry no! I do not actually have a refrigerator. I only have a cooler. Bye! ::the man shuts off his cell phone and sets it on top of his styro-foam cooler as he mumbles to himself alone while on his boat, "Darn advertisement offers!" and continues to fish in the middle of the lake::

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A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Anti Joke

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