Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

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Anti Joke

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