- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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