Oh, I must be hearing things.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

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Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

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I'm taken

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I like turtoes.

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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Anti Joke

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