What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Women's rights

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What’s green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Roses are red violets are blue... Only not really. Actually light is reflected off them and these colors show up soo....

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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