An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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Five guys one rape.

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Why did the penis rape the vagina, because it felt good!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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