whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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Whats red, green, and goes 60 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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