why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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A man walks into a bar. What's missing? The joke.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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noodles

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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why didnt anyone like matt adams? cuz hes a stupid buttface

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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what's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? the holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? three bee stings.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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