Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the senile man say to the kids on his lawn? Tree dance the gator thong for my nipples.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Anti Joke

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