How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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are u black unlucky

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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A duck walks into a bar "Can I have some brandy, please" says the duck The bartender then proceeds to make millions because he was the first to discover a talking duck

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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An Irish man walks out of a bar..... 'nuff said

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What did the hungry man do? He ate.

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why did the cow say "moo"? because he's a cow and that's what cows say.

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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Anti Joke

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