Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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black chicken. kfc

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Neil Lewis

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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