Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

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What do you call a blonde with one leg? Heather Mills

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Asians

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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