Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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What did the doctor say to the actor? Your an actor.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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brandon ya twwat

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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