What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

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Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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