A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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So 2 guys are curious if there is baseball I heaven... So they say when either of them dies they have to come back as a spirit and tell the other man if there is baseball in heaven One of the guys dies and comes back as a spirit... He comes to the other man and says... I've got some good news and some bad news The man says what's the the good news? The spirit says the good news is there is baseball in heaven So the man says what's the bad news?? The spirit says... Your pitching Tuesday night!

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients.

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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And so the poster says to the apple ........ Your not my dog

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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