What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Penis

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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