what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Penis

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

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Anti Joke

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