- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

dislike this...please.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

Albert your flies undone.

What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What's gay and gay? Joe

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

There are two types of people in the world: humans

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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