A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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