what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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lipstick pig

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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the asian kid gets an F

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why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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