- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

K

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

Pen15

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

"knock knock" "Come in"

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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