Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

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Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Michael J. Fox asked me if I wanted my drink shaken or stirred, did I really have a choice?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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