JEWS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Chuck Norris

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Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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top kek

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Why did? Yes

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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what happens when you wake up inception

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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