WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human being and one is an inanimate object that people enjoy sitting on.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

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Luke Hardie is G@Y

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minorities.....

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What's the diffrence between one black guy and another black guy. One of them has Aids.

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Why couldn't the women drive? She was dead

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because it was a hammer.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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