Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Barack Obama

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Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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