What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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