- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red Violets are red Oh god I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

prepares this to get negged

I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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