A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

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What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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A ginger rapping.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What's black, white and red all over? A popular novel printed in multiple languages.

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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