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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

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A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

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What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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