Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why didn't the blond resolved the Cold War? Once the blond's socio-economic background was really poor, she didn't have enough education to solve such geopolitical conflict, envolving imperialism, international influence, militar power and scientifical power, still without armed conflicts, as the respective leaders of both United States of America and United Soviet Socialist Republics knew a armed conflict would cost too much lifes, and even in a totally utilitarian society, the benefits of the war to both countries wouldn't be enough to justify the death of thousands. Therefore, its concluded that a meedle class person wouldn't be enough capable to be the charged to solve this kind of tenssion between States, and it would be really silly if someone happened to encharge the blond in issue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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