What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What have the TV programmes Shameless, The Jeremy Kyle Show and Benidorm all have in common? They are all examples of modern British society

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Why couldn't the 1 year old talk? It's a 1 year old, idiot, it can't!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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