If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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KOOKABURRA

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What is a dog? Bark

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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