I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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hey bill!

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Top Gear USA

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