When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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Why the worker did not come to work? Because he died!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What break when you talk?

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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