What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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How do you make a man sad? By drowning him in a Bede.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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"Lack of sleep" is that like... Sleep deprivation?

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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