What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Womens Basketball.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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