what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Knock knock Go away

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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Communism is very bad........well........look at China's economy

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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The horse said "nay."

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A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

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