why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Kim Kardashian.

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Women's sports.

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

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Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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