if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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Two ducks are sitting in the bathtub. One asks, "Hey, can you please pass the soap?" The other responds, "Sure, if you pass the typewriter."

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The colour of their skin.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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