What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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pobody's nerfect

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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Roses are red, violets are purple.

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Julian Ha.

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Your mother is so stupid, she is unable to uphold a steady job and cannot support you financially.

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*you're

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Jim has five apples. He gives two apples to Joe. What is left? Fruit

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That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

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Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

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Bumsniffer

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Hashtag

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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Anti Joke

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