What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Diarrhea

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

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What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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Jordan is pregant

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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