Rigo your a stupid ass

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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baskets

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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