Woman's Rights

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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