If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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