HELLO EVERYONE

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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