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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What's the difference between gold and silver? Atomic number

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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