How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, seeing as the slaughterhouse was directly across the road from the farm where the chicken lived, the man who owned the farm led his flock of chickens across the street when they were of age and fattened up so that they could be inhumanly massacred in order to process an order of chicken nuggets.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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