- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

I had sex with my mother in law

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What did the Muslim say to the Sikh? "Hello. Lovely weather today."

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