- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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