- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What's the difference between? Your mom.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

WHAT????

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

Whats Green and has wheels? Grass, I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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