Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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Why is the sky blue? the game

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Two ducks are sitting on washcloths in the middle of a lake. One duck looks to the other and asks, "hey, do you have any soap?" to which the other duck responds, "what do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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