What's worse than death? Nothing.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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