What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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Why don't women know how to drive a car? Because there are no roads between the kitchen and the bedroom.

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gay pom...

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Q: Whats worse than 17 babies in 1 bin. A: 1 baby in 17 bins. Q: Whats worse than that. A: 17 bins in 1 baby.

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I am a mime

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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