why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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I'm Polish.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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