What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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You might be a redneck if you are an individual a part of a low social caste in a predominately rural area such as the southern part of the United States or a mountainous area such as the Appalachians or Ozarks who may or may not partake in stereotypical activities such as hunting, fishing or farming And who also lives in possibly degraded living conditions.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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