What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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Q: There was a train wreck in the middle of nowhere, every one died, no one saw the train wreck, so how did the story about the wreck get out? A:Many philosophers believe that the universe is a figment of its own imagination. Therefore, if "the universe" decided that it wanted the story to get out, it could have just made it so since it is its own imagination.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Goldfish

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