SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

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Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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