Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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Salt is brown, Pepper is white, my kitchen is in a mess.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken had no legs and was therefore incapable of committing to such a challenge.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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