Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

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my names jim haha

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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why was justin sad? his family was murdered

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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A spanish man, a french man and an italian man sat at a pub. And they realise no one can speak english properly.

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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