A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What do you call a cannibal who won't eat his own brother? A pussy.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Roses are red. Violets are blue... Hold on. Roses could be white too.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

How many Polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? My dad is dead.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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how did the man with the gun die? obesity

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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