a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What do you get when you skin a potato? A screaming kid with autism and no skin.

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Nock Nock It's open.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Hello

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

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Two black guys and a Latino were walking down the street. One of the black guys says to the Latino, "You have some lint on your suit." The Latino brushes it off and says, "Thank you. I have an important meeting with the board of trustees this afternoon, and it would have been embarrassing if I had lint on my suit."

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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