What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

Why didn't the blonde have friends? She couldn't find them at the store.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

My mom touched my wiener : \

Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

a dog walk into a landmine, he exploded.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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