Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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