no

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

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Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

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Tommy has no arms and legs. What did he get for Christmas? Cancer

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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