this site is an antijoke

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Two eggs are in a frying pan. One egg says to the other, "Gee, it's getting hot in here!" The other one says, "Shit, a talking egg!!"

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Immigration Laws

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Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

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What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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