A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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A fish walks into a bar

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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I can Nazi

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What would Muhammed do?

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

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Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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