If I was a backstabber, you would have been dead already, without me having anything to do with it in the first place, listen, we cannot change the world, those that control the media, control the world. And our role was the opposite, we wanted people to find their individual selves and put their talents for use for themselves and us, today the media tells people who they are, what they like, and what to eat and wear. None of us can do this, point zero is gone, its simply a matter of time, but if you want to try, I can do what I can, in hopes of delaying the inevitable.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Why did the beach ball pop? Because it stepped on a sharp chocolate chip cookie!

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

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matt is fat

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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Anti Joke

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