Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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noodles

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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poopoo

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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noodles

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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