Racial Equality.

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Grace Ackerson

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

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Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Because Jimmy was a fish

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My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby? Humans don't eat babies, other than a Cannibals because some tend to eat babies.

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What jew get for christmas? Your money.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Why the long face?" The bartender backhands the man making him fall off of his stool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken probably crossed the road because of some sort of impulse or external stimuli (most likely a bug or a worm located on the other side of the road) in which he or she responded to by proceeding to cross the road in order to get to the other side as chickens have a sense of cause to effect in which the effect would be consuming the bug or other living life form.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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