- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q: Whats worse than running out of hot water? A: having wyatt friedman poop on your chest, Hit him up on FB

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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