A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Why didn't the man go to work? He got stabbed.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

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I love you

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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lebron

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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