why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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Soccer...

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Q: Why did the Jew fit in with the White people? A: Because he, and his compatriots, have accepted the view of Judaism as a religion, and perhaps a lifestyle -- but not a race.

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your mom died.

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Good to see you today!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Your all fags

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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womens rights to vote

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Q: Wgat did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? A: "Robin, get in the car"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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penis

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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