Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Feminism

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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im gey

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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