How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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autistic kids rock

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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