a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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