I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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Enchilada

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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ass in my face ? no

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

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Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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http://logs.omegle.com/de4e4b0

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Anti Joke

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