roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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Q: What was Jerry Sandusky's defensive philosophy at Penn State? A: Get penetration and always cover the Tight End.

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When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

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What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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