What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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what do gay people eat?? food

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Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Do you like your life? No. OK.

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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