What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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