Turkey Balls

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

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jumping jelly beans theirs a snake in my booties,, ooooooo har har ya ya youve got that one thing baby peace love and applesauce baby!!!!1

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What is the same about a bird and a turtle? They can both fly . . . except for the turtle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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