What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

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What happens when you have nothing to do and you can't think of a joke? You just type whatever you want and hope to god someone likes it.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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