im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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No!

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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