Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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Get off my porch.

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I Have a Black Friend

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

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