A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

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Why did the white man go to jail? He broke the law.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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