Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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GADZOOKS!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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Anti Joke

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