Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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yeah..

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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