A blonde girl walks into a car.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Brittney Spears

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A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

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Fox News

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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this is not a joke

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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