Julian Ha.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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Guest what? Dog

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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Roses are red Violets are blue, You are reading jokes online, Go make some friends, or take up knitting because it has many benefits.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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