3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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This joke is funny

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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What time is it? Refrigerator

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Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

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Facebook How i met my mother

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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a man is stranded on a deserted island with no food, water or clothing and he comes upon a magical genie lamp, a genie pops out and tells him that he has three wishes, the man asks for food,water, and clothing, the genie says "of course" the man was elated but then the genie says " but i'm afraid to tell you that genies don't exist and your hallucinating from your harsh living conditions...i'm sorry" the man lived two more weeks before dying slowly...

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Chuck Norris

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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