why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Because you killed my Llama. He was my best-friend.

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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whats worse then getting robbed by a black man? -getting hit by a bus due to not having the needed currency to get a ride home

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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