Why is the Holocaust/Worm in your apple joke the highest rated joke on Anti Jokes? Most of the viewers of this website clicked on a thumbs up symbol directly below the joke, which by the coding of this website triggered an algorithm that caused the number adjacent to this thumbs up button to increase and also caused the joke to appear higher on the list of most popular jokes.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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oh hai

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Obama

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Obama-Care

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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