Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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Why? Because!

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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when debbie meets downer

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Oh s***

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Anti Joke

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