Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Cold camel scrotum.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Gangnam style

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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