Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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Robin, get in the car!

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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