Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

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im at school

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen snort? Enough to kill 3 and a half men.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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