Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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