How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Why was the black man eating a banana? Because bananas are an excellent source of potassium.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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