- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

well use a tissue!

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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