How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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A child is in class. He really has to go to the bathroom. The teacher tells him if he can recite the alphabet, he can go to the bathroom. The kid holds his breath and goes A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. The teacher tells him good job and allows him to go to the bathroom. When the kid got there there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy. when the teacher noticed the boy was gone for a long time, he went to check on him. When the teacher saw the dead naked body of the boy hanging from the ceiling, he shot himself. The teacher had a family of a wife and 3 sons. The principal of the school had to call the Wife and let her know about the tragedy. The principal also thought this would be a good time to tell the wife that her husband has been having a homosexual affair with him. The wife takes her three sons and drives off a bridge. They all die minus one son (age 14) who had to grow up on the street with other homeless men. He became addicted to crack and when he ran out of places to get money from he decided to rob his old home. He broke into the house and didn't know that a new family has moved in, a married couple and their 1 year old baby. He doesn't want to go to jail, so he kills the baby, spreads the blood all over the parents, ties the dad up and makes him watch his wife get raped, then he shoots the parents before putting the gun on himself. A police officer who responded to the scene had a heart condition and the scene of the crime caused him to have a heart attack. But, he got to the hospital in time and lived.

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

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Women's rights

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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dj miky

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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What's blue and pink and sweet? Cotton candy.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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