Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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haha

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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