- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's the difference between a terrorist and Bill Gates? One founded a successful software company, and the other commits mass murder of civilians for political gain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

two jews walk into a bar and were served properly

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

What do you tell a woman with two black guys? Domestic violence is a crime. She should leave her abusive partners and seek help.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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