Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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My jeans

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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