Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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What did the milk say to the oatmeal? I came from a cow nipple.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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