whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Q.why did the car crash? A.becaus eit was drivin by a sack of potatos.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I am homeless, Can I have some food?

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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