- Anti Joke

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

Women's Rights

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

shut up elliot

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Your mother is so fat, she spends all day in her bedroom, eating chocolate and crying herself to sleep.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

This night was a stormy one, alot was destroyed, but the spirit of Little Jonny Harrison lived on with a shining light so strong it could blind some. Jonny lived in Ristoville, a village atop a hill. Citizens of Ristoville were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from a young age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest, full-time. Fear shined in the eyes of the normal residents, whilst, in Jonny's heart, there glowed a glow of pure hope and confidence, Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? He pondered this, and ultimately came to the conclusion that there will be nothing worse out there than Uncle Clive's "Magical Basement of Happiness". Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes possible. Finally, Rosie Harrison, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who had been addicted to Crystal Meth for about 25 years now and been through 13 interventions and countless failed suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonathon's speech, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her fragile little ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a couple cartons of Apple and Blackcurrant Ribena and his Grandfather's lucky medallion and took his first step outside. He whipped out a carton of Ribena, strongly crumpled up the carton, slightly spraying pure fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the drooping wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and with a cry so intense, shouted, "Nothing will stop me!!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in a high security prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse and paedophillia. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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