hola said the chinese man

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

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Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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why am I writing this...im bored

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FAP

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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