King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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ow

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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copy me and i will kill you

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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hey guys im gay

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