What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

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is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Okay, then I am taking the last comment back then.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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A women president

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Anti Joke

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