(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Once, I went to Peru.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Arrow to the Knee

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Your mom.

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Three men are all in a car park and they all want the same parking spot. As it turns out, it was a trolley bay

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Tucker Rivera

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What's the difference between a black guy and a picnic table? Many things, really. Beginning with simple structural features such as the number of legs, of which there happen to be four on a generic picnic table, and two on a human being. One might observe that a typical african american male is between 5'8" and 6'2" in total length, whereas a picnic table, being made to support 6-8 people will generally be slightly longer. A black guy will generally be pictured standing upright. A picnic table is usually horizontally laid out upon a flat surface. The former is living or dead, the latter is usually nonliving, processed wood or metal. The former may move about from day to day of its own accord, the latter is completely stationary, and indeed very difficult to relocate, etc.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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Hi

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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