Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas Nothing he didnt live that long

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taking out the trash... at night

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

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There were three men in a race: Crap, Manners, and Shut Up. During the race, Crap fell and Manners stopped to pick him up, Shut Up kept on speeding. The police stopped him. Here is there converstation: Police 1: Whats your name? Shut Up: Shut Up Police 2: Wheres your manners? Shut Up: Back there picking up crap.

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-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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