In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping out of a plane? A world record sky diving group, and an improbably large aircraft.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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