your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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