why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What is a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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If at first you don't succeed.... maybe skydiving isn't for you...

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How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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what do you call an elephant crossing a fish? a elephant fish

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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