1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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