you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Bean.

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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blind man walks into a . . . .. .

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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Anti Joke

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