That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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i'm not gay

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because earlier that day, the chicken was taking a shiit, and when he went to wipe, there was no toilet tissue, so he ran upstairs to his parents room, and shot them both with a shotgun, then he ate them while they were still gasping for air, then the neighbors heard the gunshots so they came over to make sure everything was alright, but little did they know that the chicken planned for it and they were electricuted to a crisp by the fence, oh yeah, why did the chicken cross the road? Because the store for chips was across the street

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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