What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

You're so ugly, When you look in the mirror it displays you're reflection because that is what mirrors do

Jimmy Saville

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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