What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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