Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Q:What did the goat die? A: I dont know everything dies

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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