Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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noodles

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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#Getweird

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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womens rights

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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