What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Religion

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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