Q:Why do black people wear fitted caps? A: So pigeons don't shit on their lips.

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An Antihumorous Story Part One A rich man named Richard told his son James that he could have anything in the world for his thirteenth birthday. James only asked for one thing: a silver box containing 542pink ping pong balls. So Richard gave him a metal box containing 542 pink ping pong balls. Five years later, Richard heard a strange noise coming from James' room. It was the sound of a machine whirring, then a high pitched scream. All of a sudden, James bursted out of his room and ran out of the house. Later, the boy could not recall the incident. It was completely erased from his memory. For his eighteenth birthday, James asked for a golden box containing 785 pink ping balls. So it was granted him. For the next ten years, Richard kept a careful eye on his son. Every night, James could be heard whispering madly, "It's almost ready," over and over. For his twenty-eighth birthday, James asked for a simple wooden box that had one million pink ping pong balls inside. "What do you need all those pink ping pong balls for?" Richard finally asked. James froze, fiddling with something in the pocket of his jacket. "Oh yes, that. They were necessary for--" Then he got hit by a bus.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

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Your mother is so succsessfull that she can have any job she wants, she is probally going to stick with her current job though, She is a lawyer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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nickel back

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wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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