- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

This is not a joke.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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