Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

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Why did the person get hit by a fridge? They didn't for its physically impossible for most people to throw a normal sized refrigerator.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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arena football

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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a man is running away

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Why is the ground wet It rained

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It didn't, a cookie is a food, therefore it doesn't have working organs.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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