Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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