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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A rabbit enters in apharmacy and asks for a carrot. The man says:"There aren´t any carrots in here." In the next two days the same happens, but the man replies that he'll hammer the rabbit if he comes back. In the other day, the rabbit is found dead with a bloody hammer nearby.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Your mom is so fat that when she steps on the scale, it displays a very large number.

A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

Why do black men smell like horse poo? Because they showe horse shit in stables.

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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