What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a truck.

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Slavery lol

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

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Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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antonio is ssooo shexy and smokes

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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