he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

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You will NEVER guess what just happened!

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Knock knock! Yes?

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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