What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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I Have a Black Friend

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A Derrick Rose jersey.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Justin's life

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Do you believe this will change?

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

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