What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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What color was the duck? It had one foot.

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Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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Anti Joke

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