Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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www.xnxx.com

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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