Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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full house

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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Is this where I type the joke?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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How did the black man get out of the bathroom? He opened the door.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

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A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

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lipstick pig

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I want to have sex But no one else wants to

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

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