Stop me if you heard this one before.

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why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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Wigan.

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Two gay men walk into a bar. Holding hands.

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Netball.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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