- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Canadians

Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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