whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

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old mcdonald had a farm had..... he now lives in the city

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Woman's Rights

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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David Cameron

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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