how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Nothing. Both of them are lifeless objects, thus lacking the ability to speak.

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What is the diffrence between a monkey... An apple because the more the much. :) :| :| :|

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Women rights.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

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