How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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13 =B you just learned something

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What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Boy: BRB Girl: OK. *Two hours later* Boy: Back. Girl: What took you so long? Boy: Someone asked why I loved you. Girl: Aw, that's so s- Boy: I know! I had no idea who he was! I had to call the cops.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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