- Anti Joke

what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

Your mother is so fat, she tried to suicide because she was unhappy with her weight. She tried a diet and it didn't work; she suffers from depression and went to see a doctor about her weight. Life is getting worse for your mother and she is starting to develop diabetes. Your relatives and cousins are going to the hospital to visit her sometime this week; the doctor says she only has about a week left before she passes away.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

who just made fun of katie matt

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

What's better than group sex? Gang rape

A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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