Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Two men walk into a bar...They are traveling together for a convention and like pub type bars and are excited to be there.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

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Brittney Spears

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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