What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Kid walks into principals office Principal: do you know why I called you down here. Kid: yeah, I punched a kid at lunch. Principal: that's not why I called you down here

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did Hitler like his steak well done? Because like many people, he didn't like the sight of blood in his steaks.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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whats your budget like? a budget.

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Chayton

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

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Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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