Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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whats the difference between a black guy and and an asian person... who cares kill them both

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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Why did the little boy and the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because they were dead.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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...Jack Vale

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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A man comes into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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