How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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