what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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i was molested.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

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What's the difference between a Jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your balls with a Jew.

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What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Anti Joke

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