Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Knock knock, Knock knock jokes aren't funny.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? "Men, get on the ship."

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i think i have a problem with these jokes they aren't finny

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world society

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Denard Robinson

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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