: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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Choir.

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

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Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Slavery lol

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How many rich men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to hire an electrician to do it for him.

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Justin Bieber

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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