a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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how do you break up with someone lightly and not hurt their feeling I dont want to hurt your feeling but i hate you

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Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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How are you? Yes

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Abortion

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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