What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo Boo hoo? Boo hoo your parents are dead.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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