I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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woman..parallel parking

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from a sky-scraper Q:he dies

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Why did the goblin have no friends? because no one likes a goblin, including other goblins.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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This is not a joke

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Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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knock knock piss off

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What did Death say to Life? Go die.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

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Hey

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