why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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What do you call a submarine full of soldiers shot by a torpedo? Tragic war heros, that we will remember and honor

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What's clear and wet? water

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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