What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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Why is your face? Because.

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There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Black People

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Why did Suzy's neck hurt? Because it was broken

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Christians

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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