What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

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What is brown and sticky? Maple Syrup.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Why did Justin Beiber cross the road? He didn't because he is still in the closet!

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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