Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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My penis is big... not.

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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why dont they make black forks

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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minecraft

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Good job, son.

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You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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You will not press the like button.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Anti Joke

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