Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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Women's Basketball.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why can't blondes change a lightbulb? Because they're women

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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