A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Wigan.

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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A black person in the NHL

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Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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