Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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Fuck her

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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