OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What? Why?

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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