What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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