Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

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Michael Castillo is gay

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

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Cows go moo.

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What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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