what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What what In the butt

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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