Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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Blarg

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Anti Joke

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