Where's my tractor?

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Boobs are nasty!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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Poop

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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