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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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AIDS

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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