Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Why is six afraid of seven. Because seven is a rapist.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "one beer please." the bartender proceeds to go into shock as a duck just talked to him

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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Why did I get raped

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Matrix if it had been with (as planned at some stage) with Will Smith. Normal Neo: Yes trinity lets find the others. Smith Neo: Yo pretty lady, lets go find them ho`s and chicken and stuff, then we can like go surfin and driving nuts and all that crackin stuff and then we etc etc. Normal Neo:... Smith Neo: You tellin ME this is your world Smith? Im Anderson yo and the one, Im gonna bitchmack you all and then just whoop you all with my master blaster no kidding buddy I have yellow belt Kung fu yo! Neo: We have to do something. Smith Neo; Yo unless we make a real rap video first we cant do the proper stuff you, why is this place all so green, get some colaaas! Seriously first we get carlton and then he dances his crazy dance while I go boyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ with my rap ok?

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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9/11/2001

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

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Anti Joke

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