- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

wat is the difference between rainbows and poop? I LOVE RAINBOWS!

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you say to Michael and Justin? The Game

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have cancer.

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