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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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hahaha

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When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

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Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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nothing

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Knock Knock Come in.

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What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

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Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

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Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

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Ahem. Testicles. That is all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Catholicism.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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