Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Jellybeans

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped a KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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