How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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Wow did you see stevie wonder's new house. neither has he

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Womens rights.

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Jimmy Saville

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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