- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted. The other, witnessing what he'd seen, developed a harsh stereotype.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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