Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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Knock Knock. Doors open

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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Nickleback.

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