why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Penis

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i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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So there's this girl who really wanted red socks. She goes to the store, socks are $2. Well, that sucks, she thinks. I only have $1. So she goes home and asks her mom for a buck. Sure, the mom replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my vacuum cleaner. So the girl fixes the vacuum cleaner, mom giver her the buck. The girl goes to the store, but wait. Socks are $3 now. Girl goes home, asks her dad for a buck. Sure, the dad replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my car. Girl fixes car, dad gives het a buck. Girls goes to store.Well damn, the socks are $4 now. She goes home and asks her brother for a buck. Sure, her brother replies. I'll give you a buck if you fix my computer. Girl fixes computer, brother giver her a buck. Girl goes to store and FINALLY buys the socks. She comes home. Mother dead. Vacuum cleaner exploded. For 1 month the girl mourns her mom. Finally she can wear her socks. Ah crap, car accident. After 1 month mourning her dad she can finally wear the socks. Well, turns out she can't. Brother dead cause of exploded computer. After yet another month of mourning, she can FINALLY wear her red socks. So she does. Suddenly the doorbell rings. The girl opens the door and there's a polar bear standing in front of her. What did the polar bear say? WELL NOTHING, BECAUSE POLAR BEARS CANNOT TALK!!!

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

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Grapefruit.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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