the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What is White over Black? Society.

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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