Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He was killed in action and his family misses him terribly.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Your're racist.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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So. The gays. ...

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There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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