how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do black people and asians have in common? arms

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

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A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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