What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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