Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Where do you find a dog with no legs ? Same place you left it ...

Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

Wanna here a joke? Womens rights

You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, "I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first?" "Give us the bad news first", the parents reply. "Your baby has red hair", says the doctor. "Well whats the good news", ask the parents. "It’s dead", says the doctor.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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