What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic. And so am I!

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Not Steve Jobs

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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