Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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A black guy walks into a basketball court.

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What do you call a mexican running out of a bank? A man running late to pick up his kids.

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Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

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taking out the trash... at night

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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