Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one. Lady Gaga has a small one. Madonna doesn't have one. What is it? A last name.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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A fat boy walked into a party

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

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minced oaths

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was crossing the road it tripped on a rock. When it was getting back up, a bus went through a stop sign and ran it over. After suffering for 3 weeks in an animal hospital, the chicken died.

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obama's promises

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A man walks into a bar. He suffered concussions later that night.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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