- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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