Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

there's a irishman, australian and and englishman man on a plane. they are going to france

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

penis. nuff said.

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

A house comes around the corner.

So joe diragi walks out of a gay bar...

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

I'm winning at Scrabble.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

Ross.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Why Did The Girl Cry? Old People Are Funny.

Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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