yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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you lose.

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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