Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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