what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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im black

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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