What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor "Hey, wheres my tractor?"

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What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

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What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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what color is blue? green

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all hail based mark

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why girl die cancer

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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How do magnets work?

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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hot diggity dog

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Lets go Yankees

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Anti Joke

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