- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What is brown and sticky? A stick

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

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