What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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women's rights

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between the Xbox, PS3, and the Wii? The Wii is a complete waste of money.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a trick question: feminists can't change anything.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5, you both have the same amount of money

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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