Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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A blonde a red head and burrnett was on a island, heres there diolouge. Red:lets have a breast stroke race. bothe burnett and blonde:ok. The red head gets to the next island 1st and waits 2hrs,then the burnett comes up. Red:what took u so long? Burnett:i got hit by some waves.. they both wait weeks and weeks. the blonde comes . red and burnett: what took u long? Blonde:umm.... YOU GUYS CHEATED!! YOU USED UR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'm currently on a seafood diet That is, I only eat seafood.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Oliver's friends

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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