roses are red violets are blue I hear a bus...

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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Hello, I want likes. Press the up arrow.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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Whats long and hard on a black man..... 2nd grade

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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