Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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A man has only two fingers on one hand, and everybody calls him two-fingered Mike. Why? Because his fingers were lost in a tragic accident at birth, and his parents, who were considering calling him Mike, decided to lengthen the name because it seemed appropriate.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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raping black women

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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