Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Q. Why did the girl fall of the bridge A. Her dad pushed her

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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