Knock, Knock The door's open

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It followed a trail of bird feed that was strewn across the street.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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