Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What's the deal with brown?

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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Someone told me about this website.

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Q: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Nothing, they never met! :)

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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hi corey

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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