If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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I love you

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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guess what what ...

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Why was the man sitting down? He was recently paralyzed in a car accident.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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Anti Joke

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