Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Where is my tractor?

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

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Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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"Happy Father's Day!" said the little boy to the old man. The old man broke out in tears because he had always wanted to be a father.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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