Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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PENIS that is all

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Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Badgers are cool

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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