a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it's goal was to get to the other side however unfortunately a giant gorilla picked up a car; threw it at a nearby building causing it to collapse; setting off a massive explosion causing all of the buildings on that side of the street to collapse. As the whole other side of the street was covered in rubble making it impossible for the chicken to get to the other side, so the chicken decided to turn around and go home.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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You're a wizard Harry! I am?

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s e m e n

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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OMG YOU BOUGHT ME FLOWERS THANK YOU

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

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oh hey.

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Anti Joke

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