- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Whose your daddy? Not me

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? In most people who lie eyebrows may raise, eyes may widen and gaze may alter, anal sphincter usually tightens, breathing often quickens marginally, external body temperature alters and sweat (and therefore skin electrical conductivity) increases.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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