what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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Slavery lol

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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What do you do when your internet goes down? You right click on the internet connection and try to fix the problem.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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How did Jesus walk on water? He was Jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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