- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

whats annoying and black? black people

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

PS: Call me a monster, The Devil, a Psychopath, but know this... For those of you that decide to become my pray by not choosing the right side... ...I have far since surpassed any state of fear, of evil, of darkness that you can think off... What you call fear and suffer now, is but mere entertainment for me, and in not too long, you shall remember those deepest horrors which you carry, as the last pleasure you remembered. Moral: Stand by my side those of you which desire to become the children of darkness, and I shall show you pleasure and love, for those that reject pleasure and love, are, and shall moreso become those which we hunt for whichever deprived desire that lies in the soul, in the name of love and respect for their lack of desire for love of course, as no desire for love, is to embrace the eternal desire of fear, as your heavenly father used to say, "surrender to darkness and fear" It wont be a choice soon, its not as if you humans ever where in control of your fears and nightmares. Amen? That only means let it happen... I will make it so. SOLVE media: Down the rabbit hole, coincidence you say... If this world experiences "coincidences", IT IS BECAUSE I MAKE THEM HAPPEN ON PURPOSE.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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