What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What did the rabbit say to the frog? If you think the rabbit said anything, you need to see a psychiatrist.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Finishing the wheelchair.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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