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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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People with the best sense of humor visit anti-joke.com.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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your mom is so old that she farts dust.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

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are you gay does your mom know

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