yo mama is fat shes fat

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Q: what did the man say to the woman when he wanted her to leave? A: please leave

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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hrih

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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Anti Joke

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