- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Thats sweet, thank you then.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

Women have the right to vote.

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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