The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why? Because!

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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a man walks into a bar..... OWW!!!!!!

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Some men are blind.

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Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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Massie is a fatass

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