What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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these are shit

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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