- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What did the mime say when he met the clown. Nothing.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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