Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

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I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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