I'm so hot my father calls me son.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Simple poke her face.

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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