A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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who eats pencils asians

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

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Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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