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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game and wanted to play along.

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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