What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Knock Knock Who's There Alex, Now open the door, please. Oh Ok.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

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Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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