Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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whats gay ? you

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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