What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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