Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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Women's Rights

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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