- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

What's 9+10? 19

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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