Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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69

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Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

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Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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you lose.

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Why was Sally gone for her father's birthday? She went on a camping trip with her friends. Sally's friends were brutally murdered and she was kidnapped. The kidnapper cut off her arms and legs and left her in the middle of a suburban intersection late at night. The autopsy revealed that Sally died from blood loss from losing her limbs. It also revealed that she had contracted a fast growing tumor in her brain which would have most likely killed her within days of the murder anyway. Her family was living in the country illegally so her DNA did not reveal a computer file of her person. Her parents were not informed of her death for years because of this. When it was determined that the victim was the parents' daughter they were arrested for living in the country illegally and were not able to have a funeral.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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