How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen. You are going to go to jail.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the fence open, so it wandered around and happened to cross a road.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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