Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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don't look behind you

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

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How much Is a free app on my market?

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a seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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