- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Junior's love life.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What isn't funny? The holacost.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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