Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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