ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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A plane carries 500 bricks. 1 falls out. How many bricks are left? 499. How do you put an elephant in a fridge in 3 steps? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, and close the fridge. How do you put a deer in a fridge in 4 steps? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer, then close the fridge. The Lion King is having a party. All the animals are there except for one; who is it? The deer: He is still in the fridge. An old lady is crossing a swamp, but it is a crocodile swamp. How does she cross? Normally, all the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party The old lady dies at the edge of the swamp. How? A brick falls from the sky and kills her.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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God

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What's the difference between a dog and a urologist? A dog is a domesticated canine, and a urologist studies urine.

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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why is yo mamma fat? cause she likes doughnuts

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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