Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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What did the black guy said when he ate a pie? Nothing, he learned not to speak with a full mouth.

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Who is pack bombs and has gum cancer? • Theo Kingdom

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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