What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

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What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Jesus may have walked on water, but Stephen Hawking runs on batteries.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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