Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Whats the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? One is a specific type of sports car, and the other is a sad destruction of many young lives

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse, thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly defecates on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few chairs and tables.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

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Whats worse that stubbing your toe? Death.

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Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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