What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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PENIS

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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