What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Get it? More.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? I love you.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Dad: "When I was your age, I had to walk outside to catch the school bus. If it snowed heavily the night before, school was canceled."

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Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

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Why did the pig walk into the bar Because he was thirsty

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