How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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A van drives into a car.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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You suck big fat slobber

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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penis

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

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69.9

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Gay's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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