How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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You were born.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Why did the dog smile? It didn't. Humans are the only creatures on planet Earth capable of smiling, therefore, dogs are unable to smile.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

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why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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