Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

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Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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