Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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i'm funny

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

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