- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic, so to make his activities in the bar into a joke would be disrespectful and inconsiderate.

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

wael.. nuff said

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

pubic lice.

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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