What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Amputations.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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drugs.

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What super hero did they choose to be on the Blue Jays' team? Batman!

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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Christmas was blonde that year and the lemon had several monkey lamps, so it asked, "Why are my toenails so radish-flavored?" There were no answers and many months passed by the Windows operating system like cars down a highway running over a family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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