What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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A. Four gay men walked into the bar there was one stool left what did they do? B. They flipped the chair upside down By grant c

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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lol

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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im black

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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