How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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penis that is all

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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