Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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What do u call an anorexic with a yeast infection? -a quarter pounder with cheese. (not really anti-joke, im a girl and thought this was funny lol)

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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kieran is a homosexual

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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69

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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rarw

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