Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "God" "Then come right in!"

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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