- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

whats yellow? lots of things.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

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