Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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My mom's dead

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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America Votes

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Knock Knock The door's open, wipe your shoes off on the matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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