Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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adam hodgson !

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

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Why was the little girl screaming? She was on fire. ~G TY

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What do you call a guy who has no experience flying a plane? Suicidal

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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