Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

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Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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ur gay

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Black people are innocent.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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I really might try and kill myself when I get home tonight.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Anti Joke

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