Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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pineapples

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

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Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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