Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What do a helicopter and a banana have in common? They are both edible. Except for the helicopter.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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Parent: Please, my son have sinned. Please cleanse him from his sins. Priest: Hmmm, it may be hard to cleanse him from his demons. You may leave him in my car today. We shall enter the dark chambers where we will battle your demons Parent: Thankyou Priest: Alone, in the dark. It will be painful for him, but he shall be cleansed *wink* Parent: whut?

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Take My Wife- Because as it stands, I'm having frequent, toe-curling, unprotected sex with your wife. And that just doesnt seem fair.

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Why does Logan Cole beat off to Yo Gabba Gabba! ? Because Tim Tebow.

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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sharks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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David Cameron

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

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No it isn't.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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