What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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haha

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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