Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What happened to the woman who was raped? She was mentally scarred for life and finds it hard to trust men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

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Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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