- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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