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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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Santa Clogged my toliet

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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