josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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don't look behind you

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Knock knock.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Im ashamed of being from Canada

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Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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