FIRE!!

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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Why did the blond crave hotdogs for breakfast? She was likely suffering a sodium deficiency from violently throwing up the night before.

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Oh...okay, good.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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Male penises.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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God

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

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