Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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