Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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Roses are red Dead bodies are blue You can't see me But I see you

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Have you ever heard of Yoda? From 'Attack of the Clones'?

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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