- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

r u smart..... or ur black

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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