What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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JFK

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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