Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

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Why did the man stop suddenly in the street? His unhealthy diet, alcoholism and smoking habit caused him to have a heart attack at the age of 56. He died because of it.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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A train conducter conducts goes at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph. If he goes under 3 bridges and over 6 hills what did the conductors mother eat for dinner that night. Nothing, after many months of suffering she died from Huntington's disease.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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The cream, it is coming

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What do you call one black guy surrounded by eleven white guys? Wayne Simmonds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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