What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Sex with people under twelve years/MONTHS? You think I am a pervert or something? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: DAMN STRAIGHT I AM! People use to tell me they know I am good on the inside... Joke is on them, I I fool them all by being slightly kind on the outside!

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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dead dibbs

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Anti Joke

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