whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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