what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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