Penis.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why did the koala bear fall outta the tree? He died. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?? He was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?? He had no arms. Why did the fourth koala fall out of the tree?? He thought it was a race to the bottom. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree?? Peer Pressure.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

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whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

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What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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