Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

thumb_up thumb_down

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +74

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What is more funny than 8 babies in 1 bin? 1 baby in 8 bins.

thumb_up thumb_down -182

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

thumb_up thumb_down

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops