Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

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Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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