What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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Yo Momma is not fat.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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