It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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A father gives some golf balls to his son on his son's birthday. The son then goes into the woods with the golf balls, and then comes out without the golf balls. "What did you do with the golf balls?" asks the father. The son says nothing. On Christmas the father gives his son more golf balls, and the son does the same thing. He goes into the woods with them, and leaves without them. Again the father asks what he did with the golf balls, and the son says nothing. This happens for many holidays to come, until the son gets hit by a bus. In the ambulence, the father asks; "One last question ,what did you do with the golf balls?" The son dies

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Dislike this, and I kill myself.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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nolan is gay

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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