Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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roses are red violets are blue bannas are yellow so is my wife

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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Tennesse

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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democracy

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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