Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

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Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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Women's Rights.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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