Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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I meant to state that I threatened to kill him unless he refused to state that I broke his knees (and broke his wrists, I forgot to mention that too, such misery... ...Give a real man a chance here, its not every day I have to kill my mother... But you still wont hear me whining about it, asked my wife if she forgave me if I spent the rest of the day smirking, after all my mother "had visions" where my wife was Satan, which is fun, since I was also Satan the day I was born... Because my name is Nero... A NAME SHE GAVE ME! Still, not very dignifying getting the shit beat out that old hag because she was on some blend of angel dust, and still not so fun killing her by biting half her neck off... ...Literally not so fun, kinda fun? You bet, tasted disgusting, watching her choke to death was...Lets just say I have shared enough joy with you for one day.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Your Mother

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

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