Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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How do you call the smallest mouse on Earth? James.

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A Christian, a Jew and a Muslim fly in an airplane. They all reach safely to their destination and have a lovely vacation.

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A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Anti Joke

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