Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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A chicken walks into a McDonald's and the cashier asked the chicken what he would like to order. A man waiting for his meal walked out realizing that the employees of this restaurant were not who he wanted making his food.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

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What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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