How do you drown a down syndrome child? Put him/her into water.

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Deadly cancer.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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women's rights.

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school homewrok

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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A black man and a white man walk into a bar, "what will it be" said the bartender. Milk, chocolate milk.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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