Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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Most of men think: the bigger dick they have, the more pleasure they can give to woman. Most of women don't thinks so, becouse they haven't got a dick.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Yo Mama so slow She can't run very fast.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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