Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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when debbie meets downer

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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12 22 giraffe hippo 66 otter zebra cat 99 okay, the end

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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the WNBA

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Anti Joke

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