Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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A man walks into a bar. ouch.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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what do men with small penises use as condoms? appropriately sized condoms.

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when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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