Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

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Yes.

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Yes.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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PENIS

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One time i was sitting down

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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