How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Colby Michael Schluter

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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knock, knock come in

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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autistic kids rock

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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My friend Keith found a worm in his apple. He ate it anyways

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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