- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

My butt!!!!

Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

How did the comedian end his show with a bang? He shot 4 people in the audience. It was a horrible sight and the remainder of the people in the audience were scarred for life.

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

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