God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

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A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

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Good for him. Thats wonderful!

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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