Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "why that long face?" The horse, being a horse, thus not being able to comprehend the complexities of a conversation, says nothing and then shits on the floor.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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Knock knock who's there I killed your family

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. It won't come to you regardless what you call it.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Roses are red, yup.

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