Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of The Tree? Because It Was Dead

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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I walked down a dark alley at night and ran into 2 black men. They said hello and were on their way

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You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

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How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

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How do you say "Hello" in India? 1. Get a plane ticket and fly to India 2. Say Hello in India

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What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Anti Joke

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