Obama-Care

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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Why wasn't the clown funny? He didn't have a face

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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