- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

What Do You Call A Man On Land With No Arms And Legs? Useless

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."