Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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Jared Gough is a slut

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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