What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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wat?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Do you know what's annoying? Steve

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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I TOOK A STEAMING SHIT ON YOUR MOM

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Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Anti Joke

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