What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Mitt Romney

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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White men's rights

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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