Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Dedication and hard work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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