Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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why did the cookie go to the docter he felt crumpie

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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