What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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emma: mat has a quick reaction time

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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japan4.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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Your mother is so fat that her body takes up more space than the average woman.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

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What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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