Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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ok so what is big yellow and can not swim well dont look for the answer deuce bag

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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hey John will you make some copies

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why does Shaun's dad beat him? Because Shaun is an asshole.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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