A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

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What's red, yellow, and full of diabetes? Mcdonalds

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

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what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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