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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

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A man walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken I don't see anything funny about this at all. -Tag

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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why?

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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At his sentencing, a judge tells a convicted murderer that he will be hanged at noon on one weekday in the following week but that the execution will be a surprise to the prisoner. He will not know the day of the hanging until the executioner knocks on his cell door at noon that day. Having reflected on his sentence, the prisoner draws the conclusion that he will survive the hanging. His reasoning is in several parts. He begins by concluding that the "surprise hanging" can't be on Friday, because if he hasn't been hanged by Thursday, there is only one day left - and so it won't be a surprise if he's hanged on Friday. Since the judge's sentence stipulated that the hanging would be a surprise to him, he concludes it cannot occur on Friday. He then reasons that the surprise hanging cannot be on Thursday either, because Friday has already been eliminated and if he hasn't been hanged by Wednesday night, the hanging must occur on Thursday, making a Thursday hanging not a surprise either. By similar reasoning he concludes that the hanging can also not occur on Wednesday, Tuesday or Monday. Joyfully he goes to his cell confident that he has been spared from the hanging. The next week, the executioner knocks on the prisoner's door at noon on Wednesday and prisoner is completely surprised!

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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