What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its instincts were telling it that the higher amount of grass on the other side of the road would lead to an increase in the odds of survival due to a more adequate source of food and nourishment.

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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