this is not an anti joke

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

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What did Chuck Norris say to the boy? Sure I'll sign your t-shirt!

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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