A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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What's the difference between blacks and whites? The skin color

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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