alcoholism kills

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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...Jack Vale

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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