Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was dead Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? -Because it was stapled to the first koala

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What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

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civil rights

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Bad grammers.

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Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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JFK

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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