What is long and black The unemployment line

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dyeing.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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