Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

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A white female funded a strong relationship with an african american male. One year later the white female was driving to work and had to slam on the breaks to stop a potention crash.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Mrs. Welsh

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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