whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and smell

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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