What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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