what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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what did the catholic priest say to the boy?

god be with you.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT SALLY.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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What did Brielle say when she fell off the swing? Ow.

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

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black people swimming

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A second Holocaust. What's worse than a second Holocaust? Being raped by Santa Claus. What's worse than that? NOTHING.

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