A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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water, hydrated silica, glycerin, sorbitol, PVM/MA copolymer, sodium lauryl sulfate, flavor, cellulose gum, sodium hydroxide, propylene glycol, carrageenan, sodium saccharin, titanium dioxide all adds up to colgate. SO AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHEESE PLUS PIE IS CHICKEN. CONSIDERING THE FACT THAT I LIKE SAYING CHEESE, JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL BECAUSE THEY WERE BAGELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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what do an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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