What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why did the black man work at a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because he was fired from his job at a grocery store, and it was the only job he could find on short notice in the current job market.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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WNBA

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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