Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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haha Otarts was here

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i just wrote this so hard

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

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OneBigAssMistakeAmerica

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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