You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Find the M: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Mullets

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

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