- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

what happens every day? People die

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

everyone dislike this

What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

My heart is in my hands. Or maybe it's yours. Either way it's mine now. You won't need it anymore.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Dan walked into a jelly fish

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