Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Dylan Eichas

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What do Texans call cows? Cows. Calling them almost anything else would be utterly illogical.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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