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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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cancer

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot

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What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Yo mama's so fat because she has a glandular disorder that makes her fat.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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corey is a nipplepotomus

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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