Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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When life gives you Lebanon, make lebanonanade.

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Whats blue and smells like grass? Boise States football field

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Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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