your gay

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did the goat say to the shepherd? goats can't talk.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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Asshole huh? Dont give me any ideas. Again you are not high on weed are you? Then that's really bad.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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