Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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9/11/01 walks into a bar

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How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

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[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Why Because

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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the bible

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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