Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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Your mom.

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Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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