What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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What's 2+2? Fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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