What did the therapist say to the other therapist? We are both therapists

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What did I write on this website? This antijoke.

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Yo momma's so nice that she baked cookies for us. Please tell her I said thanks.

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Could not care less if he is jealous, too busy living it up, anyways thanks for notifying me, and guys, I know I could call up the office and tell you all that you wont get paid if you remain reading my comments, I might not be leading by example today, but I suggest you get back to work, as for the case whose name we do not reveal here, my part is done, yes I know, you can find it under cabinet C in my office, the thick file with the color pictures (the only one with color pictures) And that is why I am taking a break, now please get back to work, as I said I could just call down at every damn office room, but that would be unfair for those that are not on horsecrap network. Thanks people, keep the flag flying. Nero your overlord Fuck formalities, im not at work today.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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It gets very hot in Mianus, Connecticut

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A black guy walked into a convenience store. He then found what he wanted, and paid with his credit card.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What happens if you are in the north pole at a temperature of -2 Cº and you throw a rock to the air in straight line? The green rockeater will eat it

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