What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

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who is mark

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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PENIS

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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