Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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