How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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Who has the biggest cock A rooster

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jonny Jonny who? Jonny tsunami, hope you can swim Japan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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