What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 year old husband’s heart rate? Extract of foxglove is a very effective blocker of the parasympathetic nervous system, and since the parasympathetic nervous system is responsible for slowing the heart, this would lead to an increase in heart rate. However, it is very dangerous to use such chemicals without advice, and therefore it is better to seek an examination and, if necessary, a prescription from a qualified GP.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

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whats the difference between a cat and a rooster? who the hell cares, all black people should die

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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How did the baby cross the road? The baby got stapled to a chicken

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guess what chicken butt

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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