So these two gay guys walk backwards into a bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

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What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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How do you make a dead baby float? -you take your foot off its head.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens are very absent-minded creatures. the chances are the chicken saw some form of bug or other edible life form from across the road and decided to venture over in that direction. if the road was not there, the chicken would most likely have still crossed that same expanse of ground, regardless of potential consequences.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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