What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Q: Where is the One Piece? A: My girlfriend is wearing it.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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