A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc, I've been having the strangest dreams First I'm a tee pee, Then I'm a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam, a tee pee, a wigwam! What could be wrong with me?" The doctor looks at the man and says, "You have aids."

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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poo

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What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

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Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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How do you know that your at a gay barbecue? Because, the hot dogs taste like shit!

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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