"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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balls in ya mouf

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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What do you call a man that paints on a his face and wears big shoes? Lady Gaga.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

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what does chicken and triceratops have in common both their jokes are anti-climatic, from lack of punchline

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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God.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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