- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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