knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

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Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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