Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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If a woman was born in China, raised in France and got married and died in New Orleans, what is she? Dead.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Cus 7 had AIDS and it was bleeding all over the place!

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

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What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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