How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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