What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What did the cat say at his mother's funeral? Nothing. He was too grief stricken over the loss of his beloved guardian.

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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elen degeneres is straight....

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Matt is a Duster!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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