Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Female rights.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I Won a Math Debate................ say it fast unless your blind then dont say it wait you cant read it so uhhm Alaska

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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