Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Your mums a potato

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

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Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

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why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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the WNBA

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Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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