Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Ham sandwich

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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