what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's white and sticky? A stick painted white.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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