A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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These Jokes suck.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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The Pope

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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Womens Rights.

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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