- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

A horse walks into a bar...n

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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