April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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The EPA.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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