- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy who dropped his iPhone do? He went out and bought a knew one.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

New mission: refuse this mission

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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