There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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