Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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finding nemo didnt make sense how could a shark go on a no fish diet

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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What was jesus's first miracle? He made a blind man walk. And for the stupid people out there jesus's first supposed miracle was making a cripple Walk

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

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