What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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Did you know?

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It's long!

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what are you mike bibby?

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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