- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" said the little girl. "I don't know", said the mother," we were robbed of all our money and posessions. And your father was killed while we were gone.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

What did the girl say when the boy asked her out? Yes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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