Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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roses are red violets are blue im in class

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he got hit by a bus. Why did he get hit by a bus? Because his mom was laughing. Why was his mom laughing? Because she was driving the bus. Why was she driving the bus? Because the boy fell off a swing. Why did he fall off a swing? Because he didn't have any arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because his diabetic monkey had the flu. Why did his diabetic monkey have the flu? Because the boy was crying.

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Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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