Q-how many dead babies does it take to paint your geradge door? A-one if you throw it hard enough

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Knock Knock ************************** No-one's home

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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rarw

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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Penis-Pump

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