Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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black people

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Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Win and Beau have no friends

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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I wrote a funny joke.

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hi iggy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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