"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Whats brown and smells bad poo

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

don't read this

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

School

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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