What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the Chinese man cross the road? To get to the Chinese restaurant.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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