What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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