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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? Kid Cudi

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Bob- yo mammas soo fat tha.. Joe- I know...

weiner? balls

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

Q

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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