read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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Screw it you write the joke.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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