A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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George W. Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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