Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A miracle

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Two guys jump off a cliff... the third guy calls an ambulance.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has an IQ score that is much lower than the average person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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