Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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Scott

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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How many people can you fit in an oven? A: I Don't know ask a holocaust survivor.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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