Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Whats red and dirty? Her period

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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GONNA

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

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