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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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clamidia

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why did the jew drop his coin? beacuse a nazi killed him before he put it in his pocket

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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