How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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Women

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Kevin and Ramin

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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