a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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