Your face

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Your mom's so fat, I tried to rape her but couldn't find her p**** and gave up. Instead I decided to take her out to dinner. We enjoyed a lovely meal and I spent the rest of the night trimming her fat with a vegetable peeler while she screamed and bled all over the floor.

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What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What's long and yellow? A yellow tube.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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this site is funny.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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make me a sandwich!

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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Benevolent villain.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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