Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

thumb_up thumb_down +12

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

thumb_up thumb_down -81

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

thumb_up thumb_down -8

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

thumb_up thumb_down -12

pudding

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops