What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the bible jesus poped out.

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Why did the portuguese fisherman take out a $20,000 loan with a reknown loan shark at exorbitant interest rates? He needed to buy a kidney on the black market for his drug addicted daughter who had also destroyed his credit score meaning he coudln't get a loan from the usual credit facilities such as banks and credit unions.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Breast cancer.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call a black person with a million dollars? A millionaire.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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