i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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Adam said to God, "God, I need a companion." God replied, "OK Adam, but you need to give up a rib." Adam agreed and thus humanity was born.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

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a black guy hates chicken.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Sex. That is all.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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