you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

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Ching Chong Chinaman sitting on a wall. Along came the white man and greeted him hello.

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how do you win a game try your best

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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balls

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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