What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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haikus are easy but sometimes they make no sense refrigerator

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Why was the boy kissing up to his parents? He only wanted them to say "I love you" for once.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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