What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air.

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Know knock Who's there The fat lady off her medicine ball Call 000

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

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Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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