why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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