Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to **** the **** until he ******. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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