that wall over there ->

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why is the black guy unable to support his family? He's 3 years old.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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British Dentistry

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Yidi Huang lives here.

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Get it repaired.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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What did the the policeman say to the band member who trashed a hotel room? "You're under arrest" The band member replied "Well, you're under a vest" The policeman reiterates that this isn't the time to be making any jokes and that vandalism is a very serious offence

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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whats a dexter whats a died? HaHaHaHaHa Im so so funny

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why do humans have gall bladders? I honestly don't know

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Did you hear what happened when the President, the Pope and the Dalai Lama went golfing? Neither did I.

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