The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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What did the man say when he saw a purple cow? Nothing. He was blind.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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pussy enough said

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? My illness prevents me from achieving erection.

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Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Well it's not going to happen so I don't see the point in giving this a name.

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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