So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory? Repeated absences and stealing.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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What's green and blue? yellow

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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