- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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