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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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so...um, yeah

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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It says so on your cap.

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Hello penis

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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