how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

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Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem's cool. I ran over your dog.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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the bible

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Youre mom is so dead...

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

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