Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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German sausage is the wurst

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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Why was the Jamaican man smoking pot? His doctor prescribed it. The man has a serious case of glaucoma.

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Jasper sucks.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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why did arno fly away? he was a bird

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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2 muffins are in the oven. After about 15 minutes, they both died.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Anti Joke

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