what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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What's the difference between a mexican and a bench A bench can support a family

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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marshal sterio had sex

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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