What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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A blind man watches TV

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Potato

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