What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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women's rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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Daym im romantic

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Q

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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