How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

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q: whats fat hairy and always eats mcdonalds a playboy model i lied about everything

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Come In!

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What time is it? 20:45.

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"Knock knock." "No."

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Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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