Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Llamaworm

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

This is an anti-joke.

This is an anti joke

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THIS IS an anti-joke.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Punching a baby

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

Jokes Ki Duniya

Drunk irish man

Watch your lips.

Hearpin my durp

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Kelly Clarkson

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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