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What's brown and sticky A stick

You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Minecraft.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, which would e very unsafe to do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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