Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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baby loves lalma

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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I know you are but what am I? A queer.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Why did the girl get her hair cut off? Because she had cancer

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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