Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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There was was 14 apples in a tree. And that's it.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? "Dam."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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I hate long jokes -_-

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Anti Joke

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