Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf man? Neither did he.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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