How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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You know what they say about women with really big feet? They actually don't say anything.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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Democracy.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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