A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

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What's so funny about an anti-joke? Nothing.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Billy Cundiff.

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Asians.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

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Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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a dyslexic man can't spell a word, don't judge him

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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