fack me in the ace! CC

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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