A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Do you like apples? Yes

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Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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what did little billy say to susie? "why, hello susie."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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