what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Anti Joke

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