Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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well now

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What do you call a black man? A person

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Penis

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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why do you care?

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What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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Your mom is so nice.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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