yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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Q. What time is your appointment with the Chinese dentist? A. 20 past 4

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What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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12 niqqa 12.

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Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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women's rights

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What can make you pee? Liquid

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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