Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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