Life on the line? I just do it for the kill and the potential savage rape and consumption! And yeah, a man is not a man but a boy if he cant protect his lady friends. HEY WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT! Why you playing so hard to get now? YOUR FLESH IS MINE! It is just like a billion pages ago where we where talking VERY down and dirty.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted a car to kill him so he can get to the other side with his wife and son. In other news,I had a very nice chicken cutlet and scrambled egg dinner.

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Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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