What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

thumb_up thumb_down -7

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

How many aborigines does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They have no idea what electricity is.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

JOSH BROWN STOP ADDING PEOPLES NAMES TO THE END OF YOUR TRUE STORIES!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops