Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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