why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, you tell me.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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