What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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Republicans

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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your mom is so dumb she threw a rock at the ground and missed

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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