How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

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What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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my mom raped yerr foot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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