- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Poker? I barely even know her.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

Timmy stop making noises while mommy is working. I have to finish these TPS reports or else my boss will be very mad at me and we won't have Christmas again.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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