Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby?... a dead baby dressed as a clown whats funnier than that?... A pile of dead babies dreesed as clowns Whats funnier than that?... that the baby in the bottom of the pile is alive.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Jerry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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