Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What did one barstool say to the other? Nothing, inanimate objects cannot talk.

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hey

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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say cheese

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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