Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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pauls tuck

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knock knock who's there? Kallie Kallie who? sorry, wrong house

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Guest what in the butt

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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What has two legs, and is red all over? Half a cat.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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