If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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Wade

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What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Just call the fire department, they're trained for that kind of stuff

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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"Ask me if I'm a banana." "Are you a banana?" "No."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

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Part 1 - Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Part 2 - Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What do black people and apples have in common? They are both fruit... except for black people

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