A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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WNBA

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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