girls basketball

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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