What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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your social life.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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I am a joke. I am funny.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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