O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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