What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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