Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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