What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

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a black man did not eat chicken.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Your Mom The End.

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What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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