"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Albert your flies undone.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names...

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

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a black guy leaves prison

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Dogs

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

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Anti Joke

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