What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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What's a bug's favorite sport? Bug's can't play sports.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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