Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

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Why? Why not?

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Working hard or hardly working????

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Haha, I get it..

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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