Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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Politics.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Those last 4 were by: Walter

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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Anti Joke

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