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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

The Pope

I always tell people " I have the heart of a child! " Then I continue "It's in a jar on my desk"

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem used for seasoning food, and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

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