Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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A man was driving and texting at the same time and when he was not looking a car passed him on the other side of the road. The man driving the car that passed the man was talking on the phone. When the man txting looked up and look back and said thank god thats not me talking i could of crashed if i was him

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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