You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

What is 1+1? It's 2!

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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