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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

what does an Ethiopian man say to greet a Chinese man well, first they must locate a translator fluent in both said languages, but they would most likely say hello

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

A duck walks into a bar and asks for water. The bartender asks,"How would you like to pay?" And do you know what he said? "Charge it to the game."

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What do you do when your phone goes off in class? Stay behind after class whilst the teacher takes off his pants and tells you do bend over a desk. This is your punishment.

Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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