Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Come on Red, I am linked with the fucking global bank, that does not mean I go there and get the money! The FBI keeps tabs on absolutely everything, everybody knows that, if Mike Tyson has a cup of tea there, they file him down. Its legal, its secure and incredibly expensive, but the FBI stands for the security of the US alone, that does not mean that they do not work with every other corporation, organization, affiliation,syndicate, and pff, anything. If you suspect that I somehow went from being one of the key members of the underground, to a fucking FBI agent, you can believe that, but then dont ask me for help, nor be my friend, without trust there is no friendship.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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Women's Rights...

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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