- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

This is apparently the only way to get to the "under review" section.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Joay impistato is a fig

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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