rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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