Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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