Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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hey John will you make some copies

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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Lil Wayne

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

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Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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knock knock. whos there? ............... stupid kids

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

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YOU

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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