Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Your mommas so fat that she has developed adult onset diabetes.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Your life That's the joke

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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