Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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Looks through the peephole.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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whats 2+2? 4

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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