Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What was the leg less and armless mans favorite type of music? Nubstep

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? Five.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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