Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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I black guy was walking down a street when he saw a beautiful women and said to her that she looked lovely

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connor sucks

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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#Hanging Degus

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colby doesnt shave

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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all the kids had fun

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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silly rabbit, rape is for babies

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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