What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. Due to the height of the fall, one of his ribs pierced his heart and he also suffered extensive head trauma and internal bleeding due to the force when he hit the floor, where he lay in agony for several hours before dying a slow, painful death.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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im at school

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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A few people were put in a room with 5 doors and 4 were a certain death one was freedom and they had to choose a door to go in not knowing which was freedom the first person went in the door on the far left. He got raped by Michael Jackson. The second guy opened the door on the far right. He got in a room entirely made of ice cream. He ate all of it and got such a brain freeze his brain froze. The third and final guy turned around and noticed a door labeled exit. He exited the room and continued his life as a normal person

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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Three men are walking and one falls over, he then gets up and continues walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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