A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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wow garlic, yum

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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a potato flew around my room

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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