your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

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today i wanted to write a joke...... a joke

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the man die? He got shot!

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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