Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why did the little kid fall down? He was pushed

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Hey, there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like 1 more? ;) If you are referring to your penis, that is made of tissue, so it is not an extra bone. And no, I would not like your penis.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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