Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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a customer walks into a store and says, "the customer is always wrong." the employee replies, "no, the customer is always right." "you just contradicted yourself."

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Women's rights.

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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You are pretty bad emulations, first of all you should all swear and cuss a lot, that way you never get green thumbs and you all get minimal attention (negative attention) from people whose messages do not concern. I mean come on, if you are all different, you gotta admit that you are all good at typing like the very same person, its just that, none of them are good at sounding as the guy they are trying to emulate.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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Mitt Romney penis

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