The bird is not the word.... Its two

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

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Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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speak now or forever hold your pee

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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Anti Joke

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