What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Leave. Now.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Canada

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Gianni

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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