Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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roses are red vioets are blue i have chlamydia now so do you....

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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A married man takes the ring off his finger.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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