why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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Why did the Mexican cross the street? He didn't

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Rob Bell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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