- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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