How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q-What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? A-Where's my tractor?

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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A blonde girl is lying dead on the floor with a potato peeler in her hand, what killed her? Substance abuse and loneliness.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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