What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Xbox One

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

thumb_up thumb_down +13

So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

thumb_up thumb_down +26

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

thumb_up thumb_down +20

whats purple and savage? Barney!

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

thumb_up thumb_down -4

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops