What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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knock knock Come in.

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Xbox One

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

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What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

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How do you kill a blonde? Well there are many ways, but all of which are wrong because murder is illegal.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Penis.

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