- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

the cast of the jersey shore

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon slam

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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