what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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What is the difference between two little red cubes who are excactly the same in weight lengt colour etc. ??? One is actually a blue ball!

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What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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Where would canada be without nature? still here

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Docter Docter who? Yes its me, Craig Who your docter, I have the test results back Im afriad its positive,you've only got a few months left

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I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

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why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

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