Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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it all started when it all started when i was born because i was the resault of a broken condom and thats why he left. shortly after my mother killed herself. well thats the way the cookie crumbles. its not a joke i just needed to tell someone.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

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hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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