- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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osama bin laden is dead

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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meh

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

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