A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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Come on children, don't dawdle.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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vitamin c

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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