- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

a 12 year old walks into a bar she orders a drink and dies she then walks out of the bar

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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