Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

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My wife made me a sandwich

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What do you get when you cross a duck with a cat? You can't. The current state of genetic engineering will not allow avian DNA and mammalian DNA to be combined.

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Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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A man punches a 3rd grader in the stomach. Not long after he is arrested and no longer is allowed within 500 feet of a public school.

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So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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