Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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Two men walk in to a bar, one buys a beer. The second receives a phone call and leaves.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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