What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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How's the weather? Good.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have a few drinks, then go to a club, where they amuse each other and those around them by completely slurring their words in their already very strong regional accents. Then they get a taxi back to the house of the Englishman as he lives nearest, and stay the night. The next morning, the Scotsman and the Irishmen walk home as they are still hungover and do not wish to risk driving.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, shes already been told twice

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Anti Joke

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