The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name is Paco, And yours is too.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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What happened to the Atheist when he died? No one knows because there's no proof God does or does not exist and the only way to find out is to die.

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That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Women's professional sports

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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