knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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women leaving the kitchen

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he is Jewish

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Q. Why did the friend say to the other friend "Your soo gay!" A. Because he was gay..

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why did the koala bear fall out of the tree? Because it's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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