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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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Yo mama's so fat she has diabetes.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What did one child say to the other child? We both are kids.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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^that joke's not funny

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

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knock knock your gay

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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