Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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How do you get twenty black men in a tiny car? Saw them into pieces.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't keep a Ferrari in my garage. (????)?

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Q: What do you call a guy that likes men? A: Gay.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What's sad about 4 people in a Lamborgini going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Anti Joke

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