This one time, at band camp we played in a band

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Knock knock Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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Is this a chair?

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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