why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Who's white and tries his best? Steve Nash

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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why did the ginger have no friends? he was wearing skechers

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How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

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Ouch.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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