Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Sarah Palin is President

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I like school Said no one ever.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What is white, long, and thin? A tablecloth

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Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? 9/11

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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