Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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womens rights

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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