why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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why am I writing this...im bored

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alert("The Game");

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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Republicans

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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