How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Q:what do you call a black bunny with five eyes? A: i don't know I have never heard of such a thing

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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Microwave

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Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

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What would be the consequence of a terrorist detonating a 500 kT nuclear bomb in Manhattan? A ridiculous question. All enriched uranium in Pakistan is safe and out of reach of terrorists, their govt. has assured. Please ask about realistic scenarios next time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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JUST KIDDING^

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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