What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Grammer is very important

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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