a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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women's rights

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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