Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink The bartenders says no, because she is a woman, and he is a sexist Women are still not equally treated in this world

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Twenty-Four

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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