what is very tall and red a very tall red building

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair, because a vest has no sleeves.

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what's red and smells like blue paint? im color blind

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Hey, come here often? No.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot him with a sniper rifle from a building. How do you make sure he's dead? Shoot him twice.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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This one time at band camp....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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