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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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2+2= 478

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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What happened to Mitchell after he left the store? He walked

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Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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