How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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jwe

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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