What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Take my wife- to the store.

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A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

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What happens when you breed a Siberian Tiger with a California Condor? Nothing. The tiger does eat the condor though and you are found out by a neighbor and charged with animal neglect, animal cruelty, and possession of two endangered species. You are fined $100,000 and go to jail for 5 years during which you are sodomized.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

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I like turtoes.

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