How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an axe

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was disturbed by two black men raping a young girl with leukemia.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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