Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Five guys one rape.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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