A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Where's my baby??

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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okay so theres this guy.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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