Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Joker2? Who comes up with the names anyways? Sounds like a stupid version of the matrix... Anyways, I stutter because my nerves are killing me, I cant quit the painkillers cold turkey if I cant sleep without them, besides I am used to physical pain as tragic as that might sound... Its not when you get used to it. I need to know who this Neo-Nero was, for anyone that can tell me, he is not around here at these hours, and during the time he/she I was dead, did considerable damage to my and my orders reputation, I need a face to face talk to someone that would put aside my chosen successor and assume my role, and I wont let that happen again even if it means bruising up this Neo-me a bit.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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Knock knock Come in

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

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No soup for you!

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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