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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a library.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What does Helen Keller put at the end of every sentence? A period.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

Why is the ground wet It rained

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

In Soviet Russia! People were much more finacially secure than they are now.

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

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