What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

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What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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I went seal clubbing the other day but as I was the only one with legs, the dancefloor was quite lonely

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Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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gay pom...

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Anti Joke

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