what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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