- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

This is my favorite antijoke.

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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