How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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modern love

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Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

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What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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