A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What do a fish and a moose have in common? They both live under water, apart from the moose.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

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