little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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kiss me?

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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How do you confuse a blonde? Very carefully.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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A fish swims up stream for his anual spawning season The fish dies from a heart attack because of the rigorous that took place.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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Basically copying you.

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