How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Robert Mugabe.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

thumb_up thumb_down +27

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. *Door Locks*

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops