Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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haha

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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Rebecca Black.

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9/11

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

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