- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

How to have a cheap party in just 5 steps: 1. Buy 100 McDonald's burgers and give everyone food poisoning 2. Bring out that black serial killer's mask you've been working on. 3. Bring out that sharp knife. 4. Slit everyone's throats. 5. Dance.

Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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