- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What did the clock say? The time.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing baseball? It depends on what the name of each individual is.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

12 niqqa 12.

I have a crush on my dad.

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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