"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Hello.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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