Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Walnut

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

Jasper sucks.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

knock knock who's there aids

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

No

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

I have a gay camel

#scabbers

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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