who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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What did the blind, deaf, mute child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What's worse than a cow on the ceiling? - two cows on the ceiling.

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Pickles are powerful

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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whats gay ? you

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Why did the man die in a car crash? Answer: He was not fallowing the traffic laws and therefore risking the life of himself and others. This may have resulted from the possibility that he was under the influence of alcohol, he was under the influence of drugs, he was emotionally unstable from a bread up, he was emotionally unstable from because of an abusive family, he was emotionally unstable from losing his job, he had an abusive childhood, he was emotionally impaired, he was high from lack of oxygen, he wanted to wear a blindfold, he didn't like his car, liked to spin the steering wheel a lot, he thought the gas was the break, or he just didn't like traffic laws.

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What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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