What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -He thought it was a game Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? -He had no arms Why did the girl fall off her bike? -She was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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