A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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How did john walk on the sun? We don't know, he probably burned to death before getting close.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

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Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Why did the blonde buy a hotdog? She didn't. She has chronic anorexia.

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