Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. "Knock, Knock!" "Who's there?" "Not Sally"

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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People eat. Thats because we poop. No its the other way around. Sloppy Joes. Thats what my poop looks like. Oh no im eating poop in between two buns!

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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Anti Joke

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