What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what did batman say to robin before they got into the batmibile "get in the batmoblie"

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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