If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

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Illumati Confirmed

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9! (Also it killed his family and nuked his country too)

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You know whats better than 24? 25

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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lewis bedford

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What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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I like jokes.

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MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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