Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What the difference between a black man and a pizza? A black man is capable of feeding a family. A pizza is capable of feeding an American.

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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A black student graduated High School

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Question :how many does an episode of Power Rangers show the power rangers face answer I'm not that big with power rangers.

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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