One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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Vagina-Boob

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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Why was the wife not in the kitchen? The husband's gay.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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what is stupid and reading this you

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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