A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Which is Taller ? the Giraffe or the Lion is faster ?

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

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A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left? It doesn't matter. A CIA sniper guns the farmer down, along with his family and the remaining sheep. The other agents move in and remove all evidence that the government is experimenting with a new nerve agent.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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