how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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What do you call a man named Cornelius? Well, he prefers to go by his middle name, Eric, because he was teased as a child for being named Cornelius.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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being sober in a bar fight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because the walk sign said to

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Why did Sally have a bad vacation? Sally was shot at by a sniper.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Guess what? No.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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penis

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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