A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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You know what's funny? Rape

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

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Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Women's rights.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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