Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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Pickles are moist.

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

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why did Stevie Wonder run a stop sign? he was changing his CD's and missed it.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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i just wrote this so hard

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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josh roberts goes into churches and forces them to listen and go by his religious opinion until they cry

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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