Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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