Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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sdrawkcab ekoj siht tleps I whether you like it or not

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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my shift key is broken1

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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