What do u call a cripple Biv

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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