Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Whats black and has no ring? LeBron James

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

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What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

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Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

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Why did the

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Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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