- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did the man fall down? Because he was pushed of a 5 story building

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Bitch! Love, J.B.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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