Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

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You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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