- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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what's worse then death? finding that your adopted, no one loves you and you mother raped you at the tender age of five.

Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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