Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why did the elf cry? Because someone stole his shoe.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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human centipede

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Anti Joke

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