- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

What did the guy say to the blonde? "You're a blonde."

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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