a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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A man is being followed by a large swarm of mosquitoes. He eradicates them by spraying himself with an insect repellent that has a high deet concentration.

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Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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What is purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A purple hippo with an infected scab yelling at the pain

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Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the baby fall out the window? Because the parents left the window open by the crib.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/SWkangaroo

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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