How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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hi michael

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What do you call a black man hanging from a tree? Breakfast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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