What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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what do u call a person who reads anti.jokes a hipster

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

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Try this on someone... go up and say "Ive got a great knock knock joke for you but you have to start" there response "Ok, knock knock" you say "Who's there?" They are usually dumbfounded and a hilarious awkward silence ensues

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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3 guys walk into a bar. The fourth guy ducks.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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