whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

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kcuf read it backwards

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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3 like an eel

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A baby seal walks into a club

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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Anti Joke

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