Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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Scott

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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