Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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my egg roll

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Jews...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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tea with milk?

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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