What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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I scream, you scream, we all scream when we're chased by bears.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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How did the little boy survive war? He respawned at his teams side of the map

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"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Why'd I have sex with your mom? I'm your father and I love your mother very much

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What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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Anti Joke

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