what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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What happens when you stick your finger in a pencil sharpener? Blood everywhere.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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