- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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copy me and i will kill you

why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

I met a man today. His name was John.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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