- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

justin littleton being sucessful

Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Why are you so gay? Because I am a homosexual.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??