Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What is worse

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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