How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Dylan is gay

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What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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