What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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what tall and looks like a jew?

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Anti Joke

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