Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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read me write me

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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