A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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This is a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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