Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Q.What did the anti-joke reader say to the doctor? A-My finger is stuck on the dislike button.

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Why? Because racecar.

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A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

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i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Anti Joke

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