Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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A black guy gets a job...

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Penis.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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How would you rule?

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

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Thank you for helping to save the animals. You may send your donation as a check to "Anti-Joke" at 555 Main Street, Anytown, CA.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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