Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black guy who is selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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