whats 2+2? math.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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pobody's nerfect

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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