Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

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Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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