A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

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What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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Hey babe, do you like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people? Because I like video games, movies, mystery books, philosophy, walking in the park, going to the gym, riding bicycles, traveling around the world, and meeting new people.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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