Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

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Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Two gay guys walk into a Hooters... They order cheese fries and enjoy their meal.

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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