Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

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Jersey Shore

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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There was a little girl who went on a walk. She was about 8 years old. An old green stationwagon pulled up to the little girl. He said,"Need a ride?" She shook her head and climbed in. 2 weeks later she was found dead in a ditch. She was raper and murdered

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

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why did the rabit lose the race? it was a dumb@$$

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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