How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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save water shower with friends

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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Why did the mean have to clean up the mass amount of dead bodies? Because he lost a game of rock-paper-scissors.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food? No. Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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