Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Minutes later, cops come in and arrests the poor man for not paying his bill while the deaf man sits at the bar calmly drinks his beer.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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So there's this boy who really love clowns. His room is adorned with circus and clown posters and his one dream is to go to a circus and see a clown. One day he sees an ad in the newspaper for a circus that was headed toward his town. He begged and pleaded to his parents to let him go, and when they finally agreed he was ecstatic. The boy was in awe of all the things that the circus held, elephants, lions, tightrope walkers and trapeze artists, but there was nothing he was more excited for then the main show with the clowns. He took a seat and out came the clown on a unicycle. The boy was having the time of his life, when the clown suddenly called for someone from the audience. The boy immediately ran to the center of the stage. The clown asked the boy "Are you a horse's head?" then held the mic to the boy. "No," he replied. "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" The crowd erupted in laughter and the boy was mortified. He ran out of the circus tent and vowed never to return. He grew up with a hatred for clowns and even had to see multiple therapists. 30 years passed and the boy was now a man. The man looked in his morning paper, only to see that a circus was in town. He decided he would visit one last time. There it was, the elephants and tightrope walkers. And then he saw it, the same clown from 30 years ago in the same show. He walked up and the clown asked the same questions. "Are you a horse's head?" "No." "Are you a horse's mouth?" "No." "Then you must be a horse's BUTT!" Then man the took the microphone from the clown and said, "Screw you clown."

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Terry has ebola

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

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drugs.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Anti Joke

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