- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do an apple and a banana have in common? They are both not cookies

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

Women's rights...

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

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