Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Want to hear a joke? Me too.

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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I love Ciara!

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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