Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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autistic kids rock

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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Error 37.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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