When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

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Women's rights

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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