What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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