What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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