My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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If pro- is the opposite of con-, what is the opposite of progress? regress

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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This post contains NOTHING.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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