A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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Womens rights !

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Equal rights!

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

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why does the man appear fat he is

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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