A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why did the baby die, because he got herpes, so did his mother, there both dead now.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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Jerry.

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What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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