There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: why the long face? he has cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? *thunk*

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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