What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Knock knock, Who's there? The cops, your parents are dead and now you are an orphan.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

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yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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a horse nibbled a baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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