What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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yeah..

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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