Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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snooki

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well use a tissue!

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Hello penis

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

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what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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I'm taken

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What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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