Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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fava beans

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Johny wanted a pogo stick for his birthday. Johny's mom got him a pogo stick for his birthday. The day of Johny's birthday, he fell off the pogo stick and broke his arm.

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A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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