Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Weiner

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

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Oh, go away

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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