Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Take wrong turns

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Mr.Green walks into the class. He is alone with no wife and no kids and suffers from depression. His salary is below average and he can't pay the rent this week so he'll probably get evicted. He has aids. He will die in 2 weeks.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Your mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

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