Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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HURT

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Men's Sports

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

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Penis jokes.

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Given the unlikely circumstance in which an elephant actually does sit on your fence, it is equally unlikely said elephant would be able to do so unseen by witnesses, of whom you may ask what time the event occurred. Assuming your witness thought to look at the time befor calling animal control.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

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This is not a joke.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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