Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

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