Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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Brett Farve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Red sky in the morning, Shepard's warning. Red sky at night, Shepard's Fulcrum.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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