Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken!!!!!

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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How does a girl with no arms swing on the swing? She doesn't, she has no arms.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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Why did the cashier let the jockey off 10 cents? because he was short 10 cents

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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