Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

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Why did Sally drown? She wasn't wearing a life jacket and it was the the seventh time she had fallen off her water skis today. Her father was not coming back this time.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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What did the twin towers get at the pizza place? 2 planes

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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