What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

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4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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A man... walks.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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whats red, white, and blue? idk go ask the president

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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