Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

punchline below punchline above

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

Waffles ate my grandma

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

wanna hear a joke? yes

What do you call this? A sentence in English.

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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