What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? ...Nevermind, it wouldn't work.

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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