4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What happens when the hydro goes out for 1 second? 1 minute? 1 hour? 1 day? 1 month? 1 year? -1.8 people die. 105 people die. 6,306 people die. 151,338 people die. 4,603,198 people die. 55,238,376 people die. Aw shit, then you have to take account for how many people die of starvation :\, and the ones who froze to death, and the ones who died from heat stroke, And the ones who died of Alzheimers.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Women have the right to vote.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

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What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What did the guy and girl do at the wedding? Nothing, The guy is gay

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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These Jokes suck.

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why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

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