Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He didn't have any legs.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Penis

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How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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gay pom...

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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