What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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Why do black people enjoy watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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a atheist and a christian walk into a bar, they are good friends and enjoy their conversations.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Nickelback.

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