What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Take him out of the bath, make sure there is nothing they can hurt themselves on, put something soft under their head and loosen their clothing if it’s constricting their breathing.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

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Yes.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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