why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

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Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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How do you get an alien baby to sleep? Well, first you need to get an alien baby.

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What did the moon say to the sun? "I am the moon."

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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What did the young boy say to the adorable kitten? "Aww"

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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