Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Do you love me? No.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Small breasts.

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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politically correct!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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