A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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your life

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

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aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Maybe they were all playing hide-and-seek. Or maybe the room was pitch black and they were all standing very still and quietly.

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How do you survive the plague? you dont.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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one day i went to bed

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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