Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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Q: Why is my friend gay? A: Because i slept with him.

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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Q. How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A. 17.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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i dont hate yu i jus really really dislike yu!!!

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Herman Cain

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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