Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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What's grosser than gross? Grossest.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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roses are red, vilots are blue wan't you in my bed if you know what i mean ;)

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What do you do when you see your wife outside the kitchen? Tell her to enjoy the rest of her day, and you look forward to spending time with her when you both get home from your jobs.

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One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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