My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Canada's army

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Ben is gay

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Darth Vader: Luke, I am your father! Luke: Nooooo! Darth Vader: Yes.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Scout? The Scout gets to come home from camp.

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What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Anti Joke

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