Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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An epileptic man attends a rave.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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