I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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I'M JOSH BROWN!!!!!

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

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What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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