a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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