How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

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What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Q: Why did Cinderella get cut from the softball team? Q: She ran away from the ball.

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Whats white and sticky and falls from the sky? The Cumming of the lord

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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