What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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So a Jewish Family walks into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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how did the little girl get to heaven? she died.

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Why did the fat guy sit on another guy? They were in a wrestling match.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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