What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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Why is it hard to fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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you

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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knock knock who's there? hope

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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Yes!

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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