What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How long did it take Jeff, a middle-aged man with a lifelong speech-destroying lisp, to overcome his impediment? Less than ten minutes, as carbon monoxide is a colorless, odorless toxic gas that eliminates oxygen at a rapidly-acting rate inside of small areas such as the car Jeff locked himself inside.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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One day, John ate some food. He quickly realized he had an upsetting feeling in his stomach, so he stopped eating food and used the restroom. Then he drew a picture.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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