What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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Christians

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Dumb

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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Anti Joke

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