Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

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A paralysed man falls over.

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown, sued the water company, bought a huge settlement and ran off with that slut Little Bo Peep.

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How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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