In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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.....Carrot Top....

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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What?

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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haha black people :D

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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