What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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So I was making love to my cat the other day, and my pet dog comes in.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she wore a blue swimsuit to the beach and swam, the Blue Whales started sing, "WE ARE FAAMILY...EVEN THOUGH UR BUGGER THAN ME!!!"

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A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

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how big is the moon? why the hell are you asking me?...dumbass.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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William Raines.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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