What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Why a warm-harted man turned into cold-blooded? He's dead

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

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Leave her alone...

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One day, a guy wanted to know if all blondes really were dumb. He gathered a stadium full of blondes, picked one out of the blondes and said,"I will ask you a few questions. First, what is 23+12?" The blonde replied,"Uh, 30." The other blondes said,"Give her another chance!" "Alright. Next question. What is 30+30?" Said the inquirer. The blonde answered, "Oh! 300!" "Give her another chance!" The blonde crowd shouted. "Alright but this is the last question. What is 1+1?" The blonde answered, "2." The blonde crowd roared, "Give her another chance!"

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

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you want to hear a joke? the goverment.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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A man died.

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