Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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Whats worse than dying? Nothing, really.

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Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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