Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

i like pie

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

What has five balls and hates Mexicans? The lottery.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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