What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Is Carly smart? No.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

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