Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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obama's promises

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How Do Bulls Drive Cars? They cant, they have hooves making it impractical for a Bull to Drive a car.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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