PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

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You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Remember those days where we planned what to do with our lives instead of wondering what things lied ahead? Those where the days, it does not matter if we are relics, heroes, or villains today. Back then, we did not seek to discover our future, we sought to create it, back then our people did not pray for a better day, but worked for it. And love and kindness was not something only found in heaven, but what we shared in what was the closest thing, to heaven on earth. Tell me the truth, are there many like us left in this world?

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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There was a dog walking down the street with his GF. The dog can have a GF and can talk because this is an anti joke. Then the dog broke up with his GF because he was unhappy with her scent. Dogs are weird that way. Then, sobbing, he saw something through the blur of his tears. The county fair was open! Elated, the dog ran to the fair and waited n the ticket line for a long time. He waited so long, he almost exploded. Once he got to the end, he reached in his coat pocket (yeah, the dog is wearing a coat. It's cold), and found no wallet. FUUUUUUU! By the time he got back, the fair was closed for the day. The next time he came back, he had a hard time getting through the line. When he did, he raced to the ferris wheel. Halfway up, the ferris wheel stopped. CWAP! The neckst daey, thee dwawg whent two the ferries weele and went up. Yay. At the top, he saw his house! there was a chicken crossing the road. WTF? Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. Phuck yeah.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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