- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

How do you make lady gaga angry? punch her in the face and throw her off a cliff

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