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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

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Simon says, "I'll give you a five second head start before I mow you down with my AK47."

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Skittles are tasteless. Why? You can't taste the rainbow.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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