- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Yes.

How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets are unicorns, This s h i t doesn't make sense, Refrigerator.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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