What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Q: How do you make sweet sexy love to cow and make her come several times and then have her lick your stick clean without nobody ever finding out? While secretly keeping her as your girlfriend forever? A: Wouldn't you like to know...

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Man comes home and sees another dying man lying in the center of his house. He yells at the man, "HEY I DONT KNOW YOU" The man on the floor replies, "That's funny, my family used to say the same thing"

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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Q: What did the Kool-Aid Man say when he crashed through a wall? A: "OW! That hurt!"

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dildo

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YEAH THEY DO.

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A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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Anti Joke

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