What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

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Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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You're tall.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Why do Kenyans run so much? Because they like it.

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Knock Knock And then I looked through the peephole and I saw it was the handyman that was going to fix my leaky sink so I opened the door

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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