Penis.

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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No.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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