Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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Oh...okay, good.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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