Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

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how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

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What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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Excuse me sir, you wouldn't happen to have the time, would you?

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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