Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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Q. What's the difference between dead babies and celebrities? A. Nobody likes celebrities.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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