I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

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What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

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America

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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i hate black people

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman were stuck on a desert island, because they were touring investment property islands off the coast of Dubai and their boat had engine trouble. They were eventually picked up in a helicopter.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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