Knock knock. Come right on in.

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What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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stuarts mum

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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