How's your mum? she's dead..

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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Where is my tractor?

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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

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So Doc... Do I have H.I.V or not? Well... Lets just say you should think positive now... NO! I CANNOT LIVE LIKE THIS *Jumps out window* ...Because the results might not appear correctl... OH you do not have... Where did you go? Phew, Good thing it was first floor! Dont be silly, you dont have an immune system which means you have full blown AIDS

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Reading the same holocaust anti-jokes for the third time. Well the holocaust is worse, but that's not the point.

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Anti Joke

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