What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Why was Chris crying? There was a robbery at his house and both of his parents were brutally murdered.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? I have it's actually really nice

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

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