Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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What?

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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Enchilada

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when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

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what is worse then stubbing your toe in the dark? -september 11th

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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