why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

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A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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