Joesph Triphook.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps off the 3rd floor. He falls to the ground and hurts himself badly

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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