- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

ahhh finally removed the splinter I've had for quite some time now. Hopefully that was the last one I'll get for a while...touch wood

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

So a jew walks into a bar!

Yo momma is so fat... Her body mass is above average.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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