Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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Yo mama is so fat, when she went for a swim at the beach, she had a GREAT time.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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So a man is shopping on black Friday...

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