Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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The dewey decimal system

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Poker? I barely even know her.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

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What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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