What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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I'm Batman.

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girls lacrosse

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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What do you call a group of angry unemployed black guys? The NBA

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Take this and put it- No.

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A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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Guess what? You just lost the game.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Farts smell bad!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Anti Joke

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