We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Du bist mein Kampf

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

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Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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