jack shine has boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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A Banana wrote this...

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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Your moma's so fat, she has a considerable list of medical health problems, and she is very miserable.

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