- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

It's long!

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem makes no sense FIRETOE!!!

Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

it was all Tagart

A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

What do you get when you cross a Shake Weight with Parkinson's Disease? You get a sentence that doesn't explain the end of the joke and leaves you without any closure.

What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."