A man walks up to you and asks you:"What's funnier than a dead baby?" and then smiles, you then proceed to frown and tell him he needs to seek help. The next day you see his face on your TV

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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yo mama has one big titty and one small titty and the call the bitch paul

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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