The WNBA

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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What is 4 letters and made out of wood? Wood.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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1 Jew XD

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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