Yo mamma's so black, and that's ok. We're all different and unique.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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Well, honestly I don't know how I feel about meeting you yet, or chatting with you, I never believed I would get to speak, or even less meet "The Nero", I mean as far as I know, nobody that ever worked alongside you ever has... ...By the way, the thing with the metal arm, well I don't have both arms, so yeah, story of my life. I am "Eliza" here too, its not coding, its just me sharing my real part of my life with our followers, and well, they do not make much sense out of it, but I get to share the tale about how Nero saved me, if not in person.

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A man walks into a bar. He meets this attractive female. They later go to his house to have sexual intercourse. However, the man forgot to use a condom. He finds out he got AIDS. He dies twenty years later from his sexually transmitted disease.

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Q: What's red, pink and spins round and round? A: A baby in a blender Q2: What's red, pink, green, and smells bad? A2: The same baby 2 weeks later

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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