So there were two palm trees on an island. The first palm tree says to the second, "Hey! What's up?" The second one replies, "Nothing much, just chilling." Except they were actually ice cubes.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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potatoes

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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A kangeroo is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many waffles does it take to get to the moon? NO, silly. Snakes don't have armpits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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What did the family in debt get for Christmas.....a eviction notics.

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