What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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