A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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