- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What's black and white and red all over? Colors

If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

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