What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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TJE ELIAS, LÄGET?

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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