whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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How do I get to Carnegie Hall? The address is 881 Seventh Avenue at 57th street in New York. it's beside the Russian Tea Room and almost directly across from the IESE school of business. The Russian Tea Room has a large bright red awning out front and a large carving of three dancing bears on the face of the building, the bears are covered in gold leaf. You can't miss it.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

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What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Anti Joke

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