Why did the deer cross the road? The overpopulation of man has caused an expansion of construction into the habitat of the deer and it has required him to occasionally frequent human populated areas.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Why do you almost never hear Americans complain about doing their laundry? Because they have a washing machine and they realize the majority of people in developing nations do their laundry by hand, using a wash board.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Black people are clen.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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