Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic..

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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What do you call a black man on a bike? A hard-working individual who found a steady job and earned enough money to buy a bicycle of his own which he rides to and from his job because he is healthy, doesn't like to waste money on gas, and doesn't like the pollution automobiles put into the air. By Darragh Hamilton

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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what happened to the kid who didn't get what he wanted for his birthday? He committed suicide

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Penis

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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