Hummer.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Q: what do strawberry and a cat have in common? A: they are both red except for the cat

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

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Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

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sweaty black guy

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Yo mama so fat that her weight is starting to tear her and your father apart.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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