knock knock

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? Ow

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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fart

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

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How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

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edmond alward. handyman services. call 0858430803.

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hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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what did i do after u pinched me? i killed everyone

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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