A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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