Why did the rabbit cross the road? ..It was stapled to the chicken.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got a boner and it raging for you

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

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The Treatment of Steve Bartman

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A man walks into a bar. The other two ducked, and then immediately called an ambulance.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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Anti Joke

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