"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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i am predestal

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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What's the difference between Stevie Wonder and Kevin Bacon? There's none. Neither of them is a taxi driver.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+funny&hl=en&safe=active&biw=1024&bih=398&gbv=2&tbm=isch&tbnid=lc8_fNCatYHOqM:&imgrefurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/harry-being-typical-harry/&docid=86Gw8eNJ73tOYM&imgurl=http://www.vervegirl.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/harry-styles-300.jpg&w=300&h=400&ei=q4vHT9XwHYL48gSJoJzJDw&zoom=1

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Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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