What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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NAACP

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Q:Why did the black man break into the KFC? A: Due to being recently fired from his job, he is not earning any income. The lack of money to support his family of 5 drove him to such a desperate state that he found breaking into restaurant the only way to provide for his loved ones.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Anti Joke

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