- Anti Joke

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

nickel back

Good job, son.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

The bird is not the word.... Its two

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why didn't JFK Jr. shower before the plane flight? He was in a hurry.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

A bar walks into your mother.

If i open this door you can go trough it

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

Anti Joke

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