Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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I asked a Jewish girl for her number. she rolled up her sleeve.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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nickel back

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i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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