Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Gay's

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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4-4-2

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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Your mother is so fat.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken decided go get cigarettes and then hang out at a bar. The chicken sitts next to horse, the horse says "Why the sad face?" The chicken justs sitts there, thinking about the insanity that he has caused. "I don't know, is my joke not getting old?" Replied the chicken.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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