a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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