Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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