what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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i dont like attention whores lol

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Anti Joke

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