What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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