When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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Connor is homosexuaI

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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ejaculation JLR

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

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You're*

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why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

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