how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Why didnt your daughter come home? The door was locked

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Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He found out his family was killed in a terrorist attack.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

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