Women's rights

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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