Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Why'd jimmy drop his candy wrapper? He was brutally melested and stabbed I the eyeballs with forks and cut into pieces before he could make it to the trash can. He was then thrown into the trash can he was going to.

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Once upon a time there was a kid he was happy The End

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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