A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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Why did the black man die? Because he fell off a cliff.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What is the difference between you and I? I obviously have a life aas you don't because you are still reading these stupid jokes.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? A disgusting halfbreed which prays daily for its own euthenasia...

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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You can eat a pie. You can eat a chicken. But you cannot eat a human being because that would be called cannibalism and cannibalism is a felony that can give the government a right to hold you in an international detainment facility for up to 40 years.

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i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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if a dinosaurs could talk, what would they say nothing their all dead

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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