A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Q.what has big ears? A.your vagina.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops