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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

theres a fat guy

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

david poredos

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

WEED!

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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