What is 9 + 10? 21

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Refridgerator.

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Roses are red violets are blue im a mass murderer and i will kill your family with no hesitation

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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A traveling salesman breaks down on a rainy night, but spies a farm house. he knocks on the door and the farmer answers. the salesman asks if he can spend the night. the farmer says "sure, but i gotta warn you, i don't have any daughters."

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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A man and a prostitute walk into a bar. they have a few drinks then proceed to a hotel room where the man has sexual intercourse with the woman in exchange for money. The man then leaves while the woman stays in the hotel room and cries cause she hadn't achieved any of her dreams or life ambitions.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What is faster? A mustang or a corvette? A fighter jet you stupid idiotic piece of crap!

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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