What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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Fat? Jesse Z

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why did the football coach go to the bank Answer - to get his quarter back

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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a guy walks into a bar and finds an empty chair near the jukebox. He orders a drink and some peanuts and has a really good time listening to the music and drinking his beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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