What's big and grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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What you reading? reading?

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's 9+10? 19

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

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Q: What do you call a black pilot? A: A pilot, you racist

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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