There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Why did the black guy smell so bad? Because he accidently jumped into a pool of garbage disposal.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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Please? No.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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The Holocaust.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Me

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you first

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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