- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

What's black, and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What happens when a man and a woman really love each other?... - They'll most likely go on a date and enjoy themselves.

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

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