Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Dogs in my home.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Nohypocondrism: When you feel fine and everyone keeps telling you you are a sick bastard. Charisma: Hey, that guy that changed my life killed the neighbor, cool rite? I mean that damn neighbor did say nothing to me when I said hi. Solitude: When the room is so overcrowded that you feel small and alone. I think that people that are jack of all trades and master of none are stupid... I AM JACK OF NO TRADES AND MASTER OF ALL! I am nothing, because nothing lives on forever, nothing is unbreakable, nothing is really awesome on a terrible day... I am also Nobody, because Nobody has more money than me.. FUUUUUUUU..

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What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Yeah, "master hypnotists" (and do not even get me started on hypnotherapists, they completely suck!) keep claiming that you need to keep up to date with the "constantly developing art of hypnosis" The thing is though, that hypnosis does not develop itself, people develop it further, and when the key ingredient is actually believing things under a certain state, you can do anything, even slow the passage of time to a halt. Once I tried that, I was disappointed when I figured out that it did not work, so I went shopping (for groceries), then realized that no time had passed at all, sounds like bullshit, and yeah I wont be trying that again anytime soon, lucid dreaming is good enough, you can spend hours and hours in a lucid dream state, days, and then wake up and figure out you slept like two hours or something.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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