Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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hi, im sober.

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what did the kid do after the rabbit told him trix are for kids? he beat him with a stick then ate some sushi.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Your Best friend. Did you forget what I looked like?

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How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

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Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

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