cory is gay

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whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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How do u tourcheer a fat kid? Make him chase a dounout

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

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Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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A walrus walks into a bar

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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