Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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what was the biggest game of hide and seek? World War II and the Jews won

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is next?

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

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