- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He still lives there.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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