Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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Come in

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Hitler

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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