what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

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Whats green has four legs and would kill you if it fell from a tree. Pool Table.....

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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GIVE

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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