jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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What do you call a black man with his doctorate in the field of marine biology? Doctor

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What do you call a sexually abusive man. Dad.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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Why did the black man get arrested? Because he was in possession of powder cocaine, which is a schedule I narcotic in the United States. This incident probably would not have happened if an end was put to the war on drugs, which is notorious for disproportionately targeting blacks and other minority groups, even though whites are statistically more likely to use such substances.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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