Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Try it Yourself »

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They all realize that none of them know each other, wonder when in time they are, have mental breakdowns, and run screaming into the night.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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call me if you want xxx on 0407777235

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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I went to the bookstore to buy me a Where's Waldo book. I looked through the store and couldn't find it anywhere.... Well played waldo, well played.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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