Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

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An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

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why did ben perve on the 5 year old girl he is a pedofile

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Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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