Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

What did the man do at the "take a penny leave a penny holder" He took a penny, and left a penny.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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