- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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