- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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