What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Beka has AIDS

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar. They notice that there's only one stool left at the bar itself. They sat at a table with four chairs. They had a delightful time.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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