Can you see this brett? Connor

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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What did one orphan say to the other? My parents are dead.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Jon "Bones" Jones will be fighting Rashad Evans for the Light Heavyweight title tonight at 10PM Eastern time at UFC145.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Barack Obama.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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I'm gay.

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Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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