Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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penis hehehehe

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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i just pooped that is all!

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did Batman say to his parents? Nothing. They're dead. Idiot.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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