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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

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What did the Democrat say to the Republican? "I am sorry about your mother". They had been good friends since childhood and the Republicans mother was soon to die from terminal cancer.

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

When Life throws you lemons you might be hallucinating

How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

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