How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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