Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What do you call a plane full of Arab guys? Something not so good.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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