Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Ed Milliband looks like an amphibian.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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