- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

What happened to the village that got swept by a tsunami? It was destroyed.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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