why didnt the mouse go for the cheese on the mouse trap it is proven that mice dont actually really like cheese all that much.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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So does Blake

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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how do you double your cash? You rip it in half.

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What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

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- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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