- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Grammar ... the difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit.

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

what is 3+3= 8

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

That's Racist

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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