Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Where's my shotgun

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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The Game.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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