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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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How do you make a telemarketer scream? Set him on fire.

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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