What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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1+1= 69

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What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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