Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Dylan Eichas

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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Where's the dick??? east

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What is green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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