Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

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Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

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96

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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