knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

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What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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lets bomb africa

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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sexual intercourse.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Anti Joke

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