why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What's sadder than the Holocaust? Not a lot of things because it was probably one of the most depressing series of events that happened in the 20th Century.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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So last night I was f**king my girlfriend and I flip her over and f**k her up the ass. Later we're sitting having a cigarette when she says, "you know it was pretty presumptuous of you to think you can just flip me over and f**k me up the ass." And I said, "presumptuous!? That's a pretty big word for a 5th grader."

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What did the blonde say when she tripped down the stairs? Nothing she was unconscious and had a serious concussion.

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why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Anti Joke

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