I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

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how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Women's sports

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PENIS lol

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Anti Joke

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