Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Donald Trump decided to run for President.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Q: What's grey and looks good on policemen? A: A stylish grey hat.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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A Man thought it was a good day and to go on anti-joke.com then he saw a post that had a link. This man was you and the link was http://minedgamez.tk/beta/ The man then clicked the link and fucking laughed so hard xD. She died in a car crash. Then a pickle appeared. It was then eaten by you not realizing it was actually a hamster.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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