- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Justin Bieber.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

I am a women

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

DERP

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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