- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

I'm gay. No homo.

Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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