What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Whats Yellow And Cant Swim A Bulldozer.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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I enjoy anal.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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text your mom saying you need help, then turn on vibrate and shove the phone up your ass.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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