Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

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Robin, get in the car.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

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What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

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Guess what? The Game.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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A horse walks into a bar, it broke both its legs and was then put down.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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