Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. You are under arrest for sodomy.

What's 9 + 10 19

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

I'm hungry.

What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Whats better than giving birth to a disabled son? A Blowjob

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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