What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did the chicken croos the road? He was battling severe depression at the time. His alcoholism was tearing his family apart, he was declining in job performance and his boss threatened to fire him several times. I guess at that point he just decided to end it all. It was horribly tragic, policemen knocking on the door of his wife's chicken roost and informing her of the bad news. As soon as she heard, she rushed to the scene, only to see his mangled body spread across the street, intestines falling out. They held a closed casket funeral. Formal, all black. It was raining by the time the casket was brought to the cemetery to be buried. She hasn't stopped crying since. His children ask her, where's dad, but all she can do is weep. Suicide is bad, kids

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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binladin walks into the american seals

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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