A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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Women's Rights.

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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