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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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Why was Thomas Jefferson chosen to write the Declaration of Independence? He was an educated man and seemed suitable for said job.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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