What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why doesn't the vampire like garlic? You have to exist to like garlic.

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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A black guy and an apple fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? They both hit the ground roughly at the same time, because the acceleration due to gravity is constant.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Whats better than finding a hot girl in your room? nothing

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Why didn't Superman save the world trade center? He was in a wheelchair.

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Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmers daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soybean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture removers van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

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