what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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An American guy, Chinese guy, and Black guy are on a boat. Who jumps off first? Hopefully no one jumps off, especially because the ocean current is strong. They should call the coast guard if they are lost and find a safe way back to shore.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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pudding

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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