What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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