Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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Shit.

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What do you call an 8 year-old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

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call of duty world at war

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what do mexicans like most. icecubes

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Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

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What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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