Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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