I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Spoiling your fun. Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the fuck are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming?

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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