what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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I like to eat people

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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Knock, knock. Whose there? A Mountain Lion wait...what

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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This one time at band camp....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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gingers

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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