How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

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What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

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why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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