Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Man walks into a bar and pauses: at the other end of the bar, there's this guy with a big orange head. Just kind of sitting there, mooning into his drink. So the man asks the bartender, "Say, what's up with the guy with the big orange head?" And the bartender says, "It's an interesting story. Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell it to you." So the man walks over and introduces himself and offers to buy a round. The guy with the big orange head says, "Yeah, I'll bet you want to know the story, huh?" To which the man replies, "Sure, if you don't mind." The man with the big orange head sighs and says, "You know, I've gone over it in my mind a million times. Basically, it's like this: I was walking along the beach one day, when I stubbed my toe on something. I looked down, and there was an antique brass lamp. I picked it up and dusted it off a little -- when all of a sudden this enormous genie pops out! "The genie thundered, 'You have released me from my ten-thousand year imprisonment, and I am in your debt. I will grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude.' The man at the bar is agape. The guy with the big orange head continues: "So I said, 'Wow, okay. Well, my first wish is to be fantastically wealthy.' "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And all of a sudden I have rings on my fingers and a crown on my head, and my wallet is full of money and a dozen ATM cards and the deed to a mansion in the hills -- I mean, I was loaded! "So I said, 'Amazing! Okay, for my next wish , I want to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world.' "The genie says, 'Your wish is granted.' And the ocean parts, and out walks this gorgeous woman in this beautiful dress, and she takes my hand and we fall in love and the genie marries us right there. It was incredible. "The genie booms, 'You have one wish remaining.'" The man with the big orange head pauses and sips his beer. He says, "Now, you know, this may be where I went wrong. I wished for a big orange head.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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