Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

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Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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Knock Knock *opens the door*

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Life is an elephant, get married.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

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What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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