Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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how did the little girl die cancer

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Anti Joke

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