What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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Hair

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Take wrong turns

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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