Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What's black, white and re(a)d all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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Lil Wayne

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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