If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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only in america: does pizza arrive at your house faster than an ambulence do banks leave their doors open and chain their pens to the desks people put their usless junk in the garage and thier expensive cars in the driveway

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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The Kidder vs Bratman, not featuring Robbing the gay wonder: "MUHAHAhAha Bratman if you get me ill kill myself!" HOHOHOHO. "Uh okay" "I totally will!" "Go ahead" "I promise!" Bratman kills the Kidder as a favor, and no crime runs around Goodham city ever the end. Moral: Totally original nothing stolen from Joker and the Batman.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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