Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? Depends.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

i like my women like i like my coffee...big boobs

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she was swallowed whole by a 10 foot scorpion.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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