What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man A pizza can feed a family of four

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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why are fire engines red? well books are red magazines are red 2 two plus two is four four times three is 12 there are 12 inches in a ruler queen elizabeth was a ruler, queen elizabeth was also a ship, ships sail in the sea fish swim in the sea, fish have fins, fins fought the russians, russians are always red, fire engines are always russian. and THAT is why fire engines are red....

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knock knock no ones home

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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YEAH THEY DO.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? Fix it, call a repair man, call the landlord, do the dishes by hand or don't do them at all... your options are endless.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

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