What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Why wasn't the man wearing a life vest? Because he was sleeping.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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im jewish

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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my gramma died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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