What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Catholicism.

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¿melano?

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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Do you know what color comes after 9?

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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