The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Woman's rights

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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