p

thumb_up thumb_down -5

modern love

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

thumb_up thumb_down -20

A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

thumb_up thumb_down

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

thumb_up thumb_down -2

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops