Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

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Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Q, whats worst then being trapped in a house with a ghost. A, being trapped in a house with thirteen ghosts.

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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