my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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why was 6 afraid of 7? cause 789! no, not anymore, didn't you hear? 6 and 9 got together last night and 8 eachother.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

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Why didn't the girl's ring fit? She had no fingers.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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