A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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What did the man give his wife for her anniversary? Nothing. The man is a raging alcoholic and forget her anniversary due to his high alcoholic intake during the past few weeks. Even if he did remember he most likely didn't care after seeing his wife cheat on him with another woman putting his marriage into shambles.

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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*Tell your listener to say knock knock* B: Knock knock A: Who's there? B: *awkward silence

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