person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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lol

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Du bist mein Kampf

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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Ron Paul for President!

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road---- because he's having financial and relationship related problems that make his life so hideously unbearable that he wants to kill himself and because he's a chicken and cannot overdose or hang himself he goes for the most viable option as to run across a busy street in hopes of getting smashed to oblivion by a car

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Well I think that anti jokes are stupid.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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