What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

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So, this guy walks into the doctor's and says: "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says: "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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PICKLES

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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It's your mother, open the door.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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You know what's funny? Clowns.

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There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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