What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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