Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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what's black and can't swim?

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

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three black men walk into a bar. they where asked polity to leave.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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haha

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Anti Joke

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