Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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A black man and a mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black man.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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aodhan hearty

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What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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r u smart..... or ur black

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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