A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why couldn't little Billy jump? He was dead.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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