Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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