- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

How you know when dislextic

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

Health food.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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