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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

wanna hear a joke? not really

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

Why did the blond laugh at work? Because she farted. It was rather uncomfortable for everyone involved.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

boobs

Q:How do you turn off a Jewish Lamp? A: You press the Auschwitz.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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