What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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What do a turtle and a tree have in common? They both can fly except for the turtle............and the tree

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Knock knock.

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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A Black, a Jew and a Hispanic walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this some kind of a joke?"

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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