Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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anus soup

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What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

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FIONN'S LIFE

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there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Nice weather we're having.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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