What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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