Q: What's not funny and has two wheels? A: The Holocuast, I lied about the wheels.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them. "Those are train tracks." The blonde noted. They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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what do you call a black man with no arms or legs sitting on a porch? "sir" His life is hard enough with out being subject to social rudeness

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

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What happens when you choke a smurf? It dies.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? Unloading them with a pitchfork

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Why did the man fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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what does rhinoceros and tomato have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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How do you get two whales in a car? You can't. Whales are very large creatures and cannot fit into anything that size.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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