Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

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Albino African Americans

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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Why did the little kid fall off the rollercoaster? His dad threw him off.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

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Anti Joke

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