How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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