Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

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Poop

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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Obama

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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