Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Friends are a lot like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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a dyslexic man walked into a bar, ordered a beer, and no one was aware of his affliction

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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