what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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A man came up to me and said," you suck" You know what I told him "YOU SUCK!"

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What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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What was the blind man doing at the movies? He was on a date.

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What did Christopher Colombus say to his men before they boarded the boat to sail around the world? Get on the boat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. You know why it didn't? Because it wasn't a chicken. It was a dog.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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why did the 70 year old white barber refuse to cut the black man's hair... It's because the old man's wife died just two weeks prior to this appointment and he is not in the current mental state to be wielding a pair of sharp sicors near another man's neck. This has happened many times between him and his customers in the past week, and his client base is lessening because of this.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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How do you get a clown out of a tree? Shoot him in the head.

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Junior's love life.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Cajuns love drinking And drowning too

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What's winnie the pooh's middle name? the

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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