What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

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*Look Down* Nice shoes, wanna F@#k?

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

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Why did the frog commute suicide ? Because His mother was a type writer

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Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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