Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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Jersey Shore.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream cone? Man's inhumanity to man.

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what did the asian father say to his son after seeing he got a B- in math? "There's small room for improvement but overall you did a great job son."

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Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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