"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Guess What! HI!

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Whats worse then failing ur English test? Getting hit by a train

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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Adele walks into the stables

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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