Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have cancer Nutella on muffin

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If I threw a regular snowball at a random snowman, would my action directly result in the increase of the snowman's size or would it rather have caused to snowball to become substantially larger in succession? Only a few people could answer that question. Not all of us are actually philosophy aficionados after all.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Anti Joke

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