- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

you just lost the game

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What's big and messy? A big mess

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

Jesse gets so many ladies

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

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