Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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