Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why was the cancer patient in the hospital? Her mother threw a rock at her head.

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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"Up to 50% off."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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okay so theres this guy.

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knock knock who's there?

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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Try it Yourself »

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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Anti Joke

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