Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why was the alcoholic unable to pass a stool when he sat down on the toilet? Because he did it on the floor.

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Knock Knock Dude i am not going to answer the door

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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I'm homeless.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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