Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Knock knock Go away

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Women's Rights

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q

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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This one sucks!

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Woman Rights

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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