Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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boobs

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wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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suck my dick.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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What do you call a girl with 2 brains? Pregnant

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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