How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What's red and on fire? My crotch

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

women's rights

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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