Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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vaginas

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten won the contest. The man didn't think much of it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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