Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

what do you call a black guy african american

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust? A: 2 Holocausts

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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