Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Christopher Walken to a bar.

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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