What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

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The Pope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll ya have, Pope?" But the Pope's grasp of English is tenuous at best, so he mumbles something in Latin. The bartender doesn't know any Latin. The Pope gets frustrated and leaves.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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