wanna hear a joke? yes

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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A gay jew walked into a bar. Just kidding, for there was only a red blanket.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

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Dad: "Happy birthday, son! Let's go get a beer." Timmy: "But dad, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are, we hope that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.” Timmy's mom had just died of cancer a few days ago. A friend walks in the door, not knowing Timmy's mom died just a few short days before his birthday. He screams, "Happy birthday!" TImmy: "Damn. I'm not going through this again."

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Q. How can you find true love? A. Google it...duh

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ballsack

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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