Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why was the Asian so good at ping-pong? Disciprine.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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