Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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asian, do math

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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alston wang

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Piss

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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