If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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If a llama walks into a jewelry store and a carrot has no feathers, then why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a car because chickens are simple creatures and don't understand the complex rules of the road.

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what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

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Where's my baby??

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You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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Junior's love life.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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