What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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You suck big fat slobber

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Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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1+1= 69

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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