children burning

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Strawberries!

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Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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A tiger walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gets him a drink because he would rather not get vigorously consumed by a mighty beast.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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What does 1+1 equal? 2

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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