There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realizing the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Itookasipasoda

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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sfdg

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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Are you a tree

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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