What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

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Whats worse than the holocaust? WNBA

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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No soup for you!

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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