Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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people on this site vote for anti-jokes that make them laughed

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

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A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

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Justin Bieber

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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a man walked into a bar because he needed a part time job to support his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

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