A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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"Knock knock." "No."

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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Q. Why is me question not funny? A. Because there is no point to it.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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why was the boy sad? his friend got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

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