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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Q)What is the best way to get the bitches? A) You shouldn't try. You could go to prison on bestiality charges.

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Its December 21, 2012. You are still alive.

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why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

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Anti Joke

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