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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What do you call a group of men terrible at their jobs? The Mets

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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A man walks into a bra, he is an alcoholic and is destroying his family

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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