why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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