There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Myspace

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ur mother

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why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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