Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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3 guys and 2 women walk into a bar and sat down........... good to see both sex`s were welcome in the bar

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A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

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A man was arguing with his wife over the phone at a trainstation. She threatened to leave him he did not stop his physical abuse. The man became so mad he hung up the phone. He then noticed a blind man was grinning at the overheard discussion. The husband walked over and pushed the blind man on the tracks. He died

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Your Mum is soo fat.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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