What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Poo LOL

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Women.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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You see how lame this is?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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