Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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alert("The Game");

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The scientists of Cambridge have finally developed a cure for feeling low! They have presented it in the style of a song. See if you can spot the hidden frequency wavelengths when you sing it out lout. They are what make you feel better. You've got to LOVE the world! Be a friend! And when You're down you've got to get up again! And when your blue, here's what you do. Just sing this happy tune! However if that fails, then you should consider getting professional help.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven.

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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