Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What's worse than being fat? Being gay

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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