What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Just me

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

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Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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Your mother is so fat, she struggles to control her weight even with dieting. Obesity and heart disease runs is in her mother's side of the family; she and everyone close to her is very concerned.

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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