"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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get in the car.

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A: Knock knock! B: Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Whats the worst thing about walking through a meadow of dead babies My boner

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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