why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Arron Glass

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Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

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Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Jim: "Hey guess what" Bill: "What" Jim: "George Bush got reelected" *Bill proceeds to throw himself into the Atlantic Ocean.*

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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what do you get when you stick a pair of scissors in a four year old? an erection.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

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I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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