Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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Your gay

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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knock knock Goodbye

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what goes plop, plop, fizz, fizz? baby twins in an acid bath.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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A black man is going to get a vasectomy. He shows up to the doctor's office wearing a suit. The doctor says "Why are you wearing a suit?" The black man says "I just got back from a funeral"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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