What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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im @ work, LOL.

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What did one Black man say to the other Black man before they ate? I hope you're hungry!

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Two pretzels were walking down the street when one got assaulted...

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. The older one turned to the younger one and said "do you smell fish?" The younger one paused for a bit, and replied "do you smell fish?" Their owner had been talking about fish.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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