Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Runescape.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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Whats the difference between andreas and a dog? the dog has a tail.

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yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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A man walks into a car. And drive's off.

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What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Video Games

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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