What do you call 4 Mexicans hopping the border? 4 Mexicans in search of a better lifestyle from poverty.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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A little boy starts to be followed by a man in a large white van. They come across an intersection, the boy turns left, and the man turns right.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

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Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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