what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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what has genitial warts? me

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Jimmy went to a bar, to see a stand up comedian, he heard the standup comedian tell a funny joke, so after the show, he went home and told his wife the joke and after that he said, i made that up, im funny arent i, the wife seemed shifty, so she googled the joke and found the stand up comedians joke, giggled and then proceeded to continue back angrily to Jimmy, because he just did the wrong thing, she slapped Jimmy in the face, divorced Jimmy and killed his 3 children because Jimmy plagurised, and plagurism is illegal, and now Jimmy has no children, and a red mark on his cheek and knows he did the wrong thing don't smoke kids

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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what do u call a apple a apple

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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why did the bear eat meat? he was hungry

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Why did the black man run out of the shop with items under his jacket? He was shopping for groceries, when his brother texted him, letting him know that his wife had just gone into labour. He then realised that it was a very miserable rainy day outside and he didn't have an umbarella, so he payed for his items, and ran to his car.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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Please don't rape me.

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What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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