chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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What was the pirate's favorite letter W

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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nickel back

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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A murderer takes you hostage. He lists three ways that you will die, but he lets you choose your death: 1. A bullet in your head. 2. A knife in your heart. 3. A lethal injection. What do you choose? It doesn't matter. You're dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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