- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

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