What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

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The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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How do you please a black person? Shower him with love and affection.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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the economy.

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What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Indeed.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What's 2+2? It's certainly not 1.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Can I touch it?

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to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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