Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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what do you call a black man on a bike? a black man on a bike.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Jesus Christ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

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What's the worst way to die? Alone.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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What kind of cat has no tail? Manx cat

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? - I dont know man, but you're adopted.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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