Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What does water taste like? Water

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