What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Chayton

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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1134

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Nah

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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