whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Women's Rights

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the christian says "if you don't believe in god you will go to hell." the atheist replies "if there was a benevolent supreme being, logic dictates that there would be proof of his existence other than a 2,000 year old book." they agree to set aside their petty differences and get on with their lives.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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