whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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What is more scary than an AK47,blood,and 99999 naughty children? Nothing problaly :p

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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A Woman Left The Kitchen. Then Was Promptly Ordered To Go Back.

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