Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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420

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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How do you drown a blonde? Weigh her down and throw her into a body of water.

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Once upon a time there was a chicken...the chicken married a dog. They dog and the chicken had little baby dog-chickens then the daddy dog killed the mummy chicken by eating her. The baby doggie-chicks saw and tried to run away but the daddy dog ate them too. Moral of the story: Marry someone who can't eat you ;)

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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