A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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guess what>? your mum lol

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

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A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER." The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it. "I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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O: How do you kill a black man? A: Shoot him

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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