- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off the wall? Because he was pushed.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Your mama's so fat.

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

What's funnier than 24? 25

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

when life gives you lemmons, chuck em' at beiber

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Fox News

What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

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