A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

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Call me Mr. Flinstone, for that is my surname.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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poop nuff said

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Rather rich and healthy, then poor and sick.

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Man #1:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: I don't know Man #1: Because he died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Because he died? Man #1: Yep. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Man #2: Really? Come on, I've already answered your stupid question. Man #1: JUST ANSWER! Man #2: Fine, because he died. Man #1: No, peer pressure. Duh. Man #2 promplty punches Man #1 in the face and continues about his buisness.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are finally spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinical depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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