hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

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being drunk in a mall sounds like it would be alot of fun . . . . . . . but that is public intoxication and that is against the law

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Why do latins like soccer so much? Because it's a very popular sport in the whole world.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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