Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

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Hitler walks up to a little girl at a concentration camp: - How old are you? - I'm turning 7 tomorrow! - Nope.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Q., Why did you mum eat mum on ur mom go die mom niga nigga cut me hang me lolololo A.my cat died shut up newb lololololo

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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How do you get 100 people in one car. You can't.

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

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What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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