What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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A blond Canadian and his Korean friend are going together to Korea. When checking in the person asks the Canadian if he has a return ticket leaving the country. He replies yes but he does not have it on him. According to Korean Customs and Immigration laws a non-Korean citizen must have a return ticket to enter the country. Inevitably follows a long and tedious process in order to procure the ticket in order to pass customs. The Korean and the Canadian continue to their boarding gate.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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My cat just died.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Matthew Baker

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

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Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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thumbs up!

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Is this a chair?

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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