Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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Horse.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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A man takes a prostitute to a hotel room, right? The woman is a federal agent, assigned to investigate high prostitution levels in the area. The man is promptly arrested, and now a large fine and up to 90 days in a correctional facility.

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The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Regress.

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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