What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Knock knock. Come in. You're under arrest for second degree murder.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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