Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

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Your mom is not fat!

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Did the owl ever reach the middle of the tootsie pop? Yes. Dreams do come true

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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