What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why was little timmy's arm crooked His mom tried to pull his arm off.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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I saw a poor man named rich

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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