Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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What is big, black, and hairy? A coconut.

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