- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

Drunk irish man

What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

who broke the little boys window? his abductor/rapist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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