If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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Your mom is so fat That the salesman advised her not to buy the tight dress

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road A. Because he needed to get to the other side

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I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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Anti Joke

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