- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: So it could get hit by a car, to prove that chickens have free will, and have every right to cross a road without any particualar reason.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Smelly Indians.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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