how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Male leadership.

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Why did the one friend hate the other friend? Because the one friend didnt do a map for social studies he should've done and skipped school for that class and when he came back, the other friend told the social studies teacher he was here and he had to turn in an unfinished poster and now he is a crybaby bitch about it.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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knock knock!! kanye west

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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What did Mars say to warn Prehistoric Earth before an asteroid hit it? Nothing, sound can't travel through space, it's a vacuum. The dinosaurs will be missed.

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What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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