whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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A black man owns his own night club. He tells the white man to look out for his night club. The white man bangs his head. The black man says, I told you to look out, you have now bumped into my big club that I take out at night time.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

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Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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Cripples are lame.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Anti Joke

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