how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

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What did the lion say to the octopus? Nothing, lions can't talk, and even if they did the chances of a lion and octopus meeting are very slim.

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Why did the duck eat the chicken noodle soup? The duck was told that if he ate the chicken noodle soup on Fear Factor he would win $10,000. What he failed to realize was that he forgot to sign page 16 on the episode contract and did not win any money and was sued by Campbell's soup for copyright infringement.

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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