How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

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justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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I died shortly after writing this.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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turns out hitler was right... the jews are the cause of the problems in the world

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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