What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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son, you're adopted.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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What did the man say to his doctor? AHHH AHHHHH OH MY GOD! AHHH OUCH HOLY SHIT FUUUUUUCK!!!... ____/\_____/\_____/\___________________

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Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

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What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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