Latvia isn't a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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Roses are red. Violets are violet.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

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What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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A blonde and a brunette both starred in a TV show.. It was called Beavis and Butthead.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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womens rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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