Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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obama

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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the WNBA

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough it was car. The End

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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Knock. Knock. Who's There? Its Jim, is Craig home? No he moved out sorry.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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What do a fish and a car have in common? They are both edible.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because it was a refrigerator. Why did the little girl die? Because she was hit by two monkeys and a refrigerator.

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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