Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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The 80's

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What do Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both successful pop stars

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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knock knock your nana had a cardiac arrest and thankfull dead now

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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How many Puerto Ricans does it take to clog the treads of my tank? Eight

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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