How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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What was Helen Keller's favorite activity? fingering herself...

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbi "why the long face?" The rabbi says "to get to the other side." Seeing the puzzled look on the bartender's face, the priest says, "orange you glad he didn't say banana?"

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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