Violets are blue, Roses are red. The sentence before was completely irrelevant, but I needed something to say before I tell you, Your family's been murdered by the KKK.

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Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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My dad went into Home Depot, he went in to get garage door part, he took an hour and came back out with three things.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse, confused, looks at the bartender with a bewildered look, neighs loudly, and runs out of the bar knocking over a few tables and chares.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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What do you call a white duck? A quacker

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Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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What do you call a man with a gun? An accident waiting to happen.

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Did you hear about the Blonde who jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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