- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's big and messy? A big mess

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why does Beyonce sing "to the left, to the left"? Because that's where a box of everything you own is

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

anti jokes are for fags

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

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