What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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