- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

roses are red, violets are violet

What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

ask me if im a door yes

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

Nah, could not care less about how I sound on "The network", its just that I spent all night finishing the core concept to my new novel, and all the capital letters and stuff sound like Jim Carrey in my head as I type. So Redcunt, where you going? When you coming back?

Woman's Rights

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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