How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

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Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

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What did a child without arms and legs get for Christmas present. Cancer.

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Who's the fastest kid in AA

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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