You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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