What's really ugly and smells like a hampster? My hampster.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

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What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who the hell keeps shiting in my garden

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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Why was the little boy sad? Cause his mum died of a terminal illness. Why was the little girl sad? Cause she was his sibling.

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Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

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how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

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why did the black man sit in the back of the bus? becouse all the seat where taken in the front

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Anti Joke

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