Whats the worst part of Chemotharapy? The Cancer.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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*prepares this to get negged*

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

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rarw

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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How are you? Yes

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? The Holocaust is not an idea of the slightest humor at all. Millions of innocent civilians were slaughtered, millions more were sent to brutal concentration camps where they would fight for a crumb of food on the ground and get terribly punished for it, and live their whole lives in pain, torture, and starvation, millions more were sent to concentration camps then murdered, and millions of people, including children were left without family or anywhere to live. On top of that, their whole lives they were mistreated for their differences, and never got to live up to their dreams because of this horrifying event. It left the world in shock for years after, and scars of the event still live on in present-day families whose ancestors were harmed in the Holocaust. The terrible memory of it will never leave this Earth.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Why did Sally go to McDonalds? Because she felt like it

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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