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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little tommy thirsty? because he had juvenile diobetese

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

women's rights

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

It says so on your cap.

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