I always wanted to know what the future will hold in the decades to come... Until I realized the idiotness of my own thought for it is nigh impossible for us humans to see the future... Except... That the ancient Mayan civilization prophesized the end of the universe, which I did take into consideration as I slowly nibbled my way through the waffle cone till I had realized that I had reached the paper surrounding the cone and immediately spat it out for it leaves a fowl taste In my mouth, then continued eating my ice cream as I pondered the future and the anti-climatic ending of this anti-joke.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because her family lived in the countryside and her family's income was very far below average and in the time of her miraculous breakthrough, automobiles were for the wealthy families and obviously her family was not wealthy. She wouldn't have been able to drive even if she wasn't blind or def. The economy pretty much hated her and her family.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I am.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I regurgitate doorknobs

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Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Why did the girl cross the road ? Because i was following her.

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Your so ugly That when you look into a mirror it shows an accurate potrail of your unproportionit face

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Read a Book.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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