What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Netball.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

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You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

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Jimmy and Ted are racing each other at the end ov the street. Jimmy is taller and thinner but Ted has more endurance. Who wins the race? A: the drunk driver

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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