Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 20 story fall? He couldn't he died from the last fall, aren't you paying attention?

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Guess what day it is!!! Sunday? Monday? Tuesday? Wednesday? Thursday? Friday? Saturday? IT'S HUMPDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What comes after 69? 70

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What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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ON THE SEVENTH DAY OF JUNE, THURSDAY HAPPENED!!!! -ilikecrepes97

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So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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