A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Pull my finger ouch..

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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hi

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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