knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

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Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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How are a pizza and a jew similar? They both are people aside from the pizza.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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What did the guy with Alzheimer's say to his.... Wait, I forgot the joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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whats better than a car. gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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Because she has down's syndrome

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Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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