Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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The cream, it is coming

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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%3c%2fa%3e%3c%2fh3%3e alert("The Game."); %3cScR%69pt%2ffoo%3eev%61l%28%27ale%27+%27ert%28%29%27%29;

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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why was the man walking in the kitchen? idk thats why i asked

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Q: Who followed E.T.A Hoffman? A: ASAP Rocky. (ETA and ASAP are both time-based abbreviations, ETA meaning 'estimated time of arrival' and ASAP meaning 'as soon as possible'. Thus, ASAP can form a response to a requested ETA. Additional humour comes from the dissonant occupations of the two individuals: E.T.A Hoffman being a nineteenth century gothic author, and ASAP Rocky being a modern rapper.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

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Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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