Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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banana

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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kennah campion... being nice

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

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Anti Joke

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