Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a firefighter.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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A black policeman and a white policeman work different shifts, one is during the day and one is at night and the both get equal pay.

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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Only steers and queers come from Texas and i dont see any horns on you so what does that mean? It means I am not a Minotaur.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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