A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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What does the young boy say to the gay man Hello Jacob, because he was raised to respect and treat gays equally

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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What do boats and starving children have in common? They both float, except for the starving children.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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