You wanna hear a JOKE !?? Justin Bieber has a DICK !!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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HURT

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the sea, this captain and his crew were always in danger of being boarded by pirates from a pirate ship. One day while they were sailing, they saw that a pirate ship had sent a boarding party to try and board their ship. The crew became worried, but the Captain was calm. He bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly got the Captain's red shirt, which the captain put on. Then he led his crew into battle against the mean pirates. Although there were some casualties among the crew, the pirates were defeated. Later that day, the lookout screamed that there were two pirate vessels sending two boarding parties towards their ship. The crew was nervous, but the Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, "Bring me my red shirt!" And once again the battle was on! The Captain and his crew fought off the boarding parties, though this time more casualties occurred. Weary from the battles, the men sat around on deck that night recounting the day's events when an ensign looked at the Captain and asked, "Sir, why did you call for your red shirt before the battle?" The Captain, giving the ensign a look that only a captain can give, explained, "If I am wounded in battle, the red shirt does not show the blood, so you men will continue to fight unafraid." The men sat in silence. They were amazed at the courage of such a man. As dawn came the next morning, the lookout screamed that there were pirate ships, 10 of them, all with boarding parties on their way. The men became silent and looked to the Captain, their leader, for his usual command. The Captain, calm as ever, bellowed, 'Bring me my white flag!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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