The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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The Labour Party.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Zach Barlow

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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To whomever it may concern, You are currently reading this anonymous letter from someone anonymous. I’m currently watching you read this letter. I am not a threat. I am not Big Brother. I am someone anonymous. You will never find out who I am. You may have a few ideas of who this might be, but you will be wrong. Just know that I am watching you. That is all. I love you. All for Jesus -A

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What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

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Thank you so much Nero, I have read it and I am crying because I am happy, at first I was worried because I have never cried out of happiness before. But its over. Nero, you underestimate yourself a lot, promise me we will work with that together, sometimes you almost convince me you are as inferior as you say, but then you get out of your shell of doubt your past has caused in you (its not you when you doubt yourself its what they put in you), you are always there when people need you, teach me hypnosis someday and let me remove that part of you which does not allow you to believe in yourself. Dont reply Nero, calm down and sleep, I feel you are allright, I just know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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