Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

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How did the square become a circle? Due to the period of recession in our nation, it was found necessary to cut corners.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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when your cable is on the fritz, you play video games instead. when you play video games, you get good. when you get good, you go to COD XP. when you go to COD XP, you lose to whiteboy 7th st. when you lose to whiteboy 7th st., you get into Skyrim. when you get into skyrim, you reenact cut scenes from skyrim. and when you reenact cut scenes from skyrim... ...you take an arrow to the knee... ...don't take an arrow to the knee. Get rid of cable.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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Cleveland winning something

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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Why was the orange so serious? He was trying to concentrate.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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