- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why don't you ever stick your hand into the bottom of the jelly bean jar? Cuz' the black ones will steal your watch

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Yes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Goat balls.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

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What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*