Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why are you worrying about the chicken? You just got shot.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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