what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Feet

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Anti Joke

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