"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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a skinny sumo wrestler

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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Ruller

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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