There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Half life 3 confirmed

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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a black guy walks into a bar and the bartender says "get out of here, whites only" this joke takes place in the 1950's when african americans were discriminated against

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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What do you call someone that blows up a plane? Nothing you were on that plane

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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