why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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Why doesn't the black man have a job? He's working on his masters degree.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Wade's the father

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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