Robin, get in the car.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

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guess what?

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb Mary had a little lamb and the doctor was surprised

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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women have rights

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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