Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

knock knock. Whos there? YELLOW PEOPLE

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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