Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What comes after 69? mouthwash

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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