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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

Please don't rape me.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling Kill him

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

Sometimes i'm hungry.

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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