Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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A guy walks into a bar with a watermelon under his shirt. The bartender asks what is under his shirt. He says, a watermelon.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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How many wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. They prefer digging burrows for hibernation.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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drew edminstin is a rat

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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