The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

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sadf

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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Why is Roenz Gay? He isnt.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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I hate it when you can't tell whether a person is male or female.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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