Har har hey

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

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Women's Rights

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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