Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Yo Mamma

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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