WEED!

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cement is grey, Shoes are myriad colors, but usually white, black, or brown, depending on their use, And I love you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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