A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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roses are red, violets are blue i couldnt spend one night without you

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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A blind man watches TV

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Tim likes girls

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What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

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1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

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What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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