What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Why wasn't the 7 year old boy happy? I shot him

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Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Thats what she said

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Anti Joke

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