Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Rebecca Black.

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boys

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A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your so ugly, im going to kill you! Just kidding.......... Violets are purple. -Harrison

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Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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