Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin boys? Thomas and David after his father and grandfather.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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