why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

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What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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