What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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A women leaves the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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why cant stevie wonder read? because hes black

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? A ride to a Concentrtation Camp.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

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What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

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the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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