Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

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Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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penis in the camel

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Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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