What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

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There are two men waiting in line at the supermarket. One of the men reaches forwards and taps the other one on the shoulder. He says, "You dropped your wallet.". He picks up his wallet and both of the men continue on with their day.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

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Rebecca Black's career.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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What is brown and sticky?

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

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Apple juice.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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