Q: Why don't black people like My Chemical Romance? A: Actually, some of them do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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