Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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This blind man read my mind the other day. I swear, it's like he has a 5th sense!

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what do you call obama a dumbass

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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Three penguins are at the top of snowy hill. The first penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" The second penguin slides down the hill, and yells "RADIO!" Finally, the third penguin slides down and hill and yells "RADIO!"

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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