Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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women's rights

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Knock Knock Come in

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What's black,white, and red all over? Nothing, because if it is completely covered in red then it can only be red.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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