Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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what did the african boy get for christmas - not food

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They were baked until the baker them until they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

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So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

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If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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