Why isn't pluto a planet anymore? Nasa decided it was too small

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

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A man returns from the army and finds his wife in bed with another man. He kills them both.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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Heartlight

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

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Do you know what would happen if you were to like this Anti-Joke? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I would get another like.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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