How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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Netflix and chill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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womens rights

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just in time?

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whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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S.O.P.A

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why did the jew die Really...

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