a black man jumps in a pool.

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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what did the gay guy get for his birthday aids

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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The sons of modern psychology: COCAINE MOTHERF8CKERS! COMING OUT IN YOUR CINEMA RENTAL STORE YESTERDAY! Sold out. (yesterday)

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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Why did the boy fall out of his tree house? the tree house was hit by lightning

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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boobs

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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