Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Your mom is so nice.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A fat man fell on him

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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I? Everett

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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A man goes into a butcher shop and says, "I bet you 350 euro that you can't reach that bit of meat," indicating a cut of beef hanging above him. The butcher looks up and says, "No way." The man says, "Why not?" And the butcher answers, "I have a huge gambling addiction, after losing my family to it, this job is all I have left" The man leaves, ruing the silly bet he had placed.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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