why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

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Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

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Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

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What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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F? No k

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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WNBA

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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Anti Joke

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