- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What happened to those who survived the attack on Hiroshima? They were killed in Nagasaki

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

Albert your flies undone.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

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