- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

mark is mark

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

You mamma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her!

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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