Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

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How many dead body can you hide in a hole? 100. Forget the fat guy

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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Anti Joke

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