Knock Knock Who's there? The holocaust

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Cleveland winning something

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

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Brittney Spears

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

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Anti Joke

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