What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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What do you call a beagle and an eagle mixed together? A beagle.

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Joay impistato is a fig

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what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

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Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

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Why is Kony hated by the kid with ADHD? Hey look a kid being raped while watching his family getting killed.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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