why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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An Asian man fails a math test

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whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

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Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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What did the teacher do? He taught.

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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