My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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Why was six afraid of seven? Well...here's how it went. It was a rainy Sunday evening. Seven felt like he wasn't cared for and unneeded. Two and Four tried talking to him, but that might have set him off. I just left a deli with my friend Three, and as soon as we leave, I see Seven, with a 45 to his head speeding down the alley. Causing mass commotion, he careens to the right a split second before hitting pedestrians. At the sight of that, I knew he was still in control. I call him on my smartphone and tell him to "Relax, park, and I'll meet you in a minute." I run up the side of the pickup, and lean in on the window. He pulls it down and I tell him that it isn't over, and that we DO care for him. One, Five, and Ten were run over though. Oh, and Seven ate Nine too. He was depressed when he did it.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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What the best part of having sex with twenty-eight year olds? Theres 20 of them.

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I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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