Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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Women's rights.

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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