Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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