No, I still have to make sense of some facts bits and pieces here, and thinking is pretty much the only thing I can do at this moment, so why would my doppelganger wannabe call me from her mothers place?

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why was the boy sad. Because he had been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer and he had been told he has three days to live. That's why.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

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Anti Joke

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