why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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The term "serial killer" is a bit strong...i prefer "ghost manufacturer"

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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Obama lin Baden.

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My mom fell on our cat and it died.

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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