I like to eat people

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face"? The horse does not respond, because it is a horse and lacks any cognitive ability to speak or understand English. Instead, it becomes confused by its surroundings, takes a dump on the floor, and gallops out of the bar knocking a few tables over in the process.

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the cow goes moo

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

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why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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