What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a tasty treat you can peal and enjoy and the other is an orange

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

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