What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Your mother is so good in the kitchen that we all asked for a second helping.

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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This site has ads. and so does every other free site

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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