Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

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poop

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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what did your mom say when she did crack? i am so f***ed up its not even funny, i mean, i literally screwed the racoon in our back yard. i certainly remember a lot of drugs and alcohol. i am pretty sure i raped your friend, billy. I also went all lezbo on your girlfriend. i murdered your brother. he was telling me to stop, so i lit him on fire and made him eat cigarettes. the very abusive mother was then charged with murder, rape, possesion of illegal drugs, assault and several other charges involving that one crazy night. refrigerator.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

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