Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

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A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Women's rights

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I violate everyone that do not thumb me green, and vi0late the children, the parents, and the person of those that thumb me red... Its not about the sex, its about the domination... You might even like it...Your kids? Not so much... Well sometimes... Green thumb me, and I will... Meh, then you are awesome... friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Subscribe below, address tracker activated... LETS GO!

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Yeah, totally.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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