A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

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what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

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What's the difference between a black guy and a Cadillac? One is a car and the other is a man. And it is insensitive to speak about race so blatantly, sir.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

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Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? A: A Problem. Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon? A: An even bigger problem. Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon? A: Problem solved hahaha Q: What would you get if Newcastle were relegated? A: 45,000 more Chelsea fans

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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Women's rights...

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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What's the difference between a Ginger and a Brick? A ginger is a living organism.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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What'd yellow and can"t swim. A black person with a yellow shirt on.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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