What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Bob Saget

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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What did one hipster say to the other hipster? I'm not a hipster.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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