Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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who is awesome? no one...

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Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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YOU

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Anti Joke

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