this is not a joke

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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What's invisble and smells like bananas? My mailbox.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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what happened to the polish man that was running late for work he got their late apparantly

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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A snake walks into a bar

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A duck walk into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender hands him a glass and the duck drinks it. After finishing his drink he ruminates about how drowning his misery with booze won't solve a thing in his life. He decided he'll call his ex-wife and apologize and goes back home.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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