Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender looks down at him and says "Hey, we have a drink named after you." the grasshopper looks up at the bartender...then proceeds to hop along because Grasshoppers can't communicate with humans. Then several of the bars patrons looked at the bartender, worried for his mental health.

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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F@ck me in the ass until I say STOP. Before we start, can you please ducktape my mouth?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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I'm a raging homosexual.

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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