Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

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Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Drew Knowles is gay

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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