amy copied adams haircut :0

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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