What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

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HAPPY NOVEMBER 2

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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yo momma so fat. that shes fat

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What is both bold and brash? Fox

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This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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I like school Said no one ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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