WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's fat and ginger? My dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

thumb_up thumb_down -24

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

thumb_up thumb_down +9

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

thumb_up thumb_down +28

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Busted? What the hell is going on?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

thumb_up thumb_down -16

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

thumb_up thumb_down +28

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

thumb_up thumb_down -38

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

thumb_up thumb_down -11

who smells? •Liam

thumb_up thumb_down +16

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

thumb_up thumb_down -42

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops