why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

What happened to the Jew when he heard about the concentration camps being erected all over Germany? Nothing immediately. Then he and his family went into hiding where they were later discovered, taken to concentration camps and died along with millions of other Jews.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

"I lost the game." Hahahahahahahahahahahaha in your face

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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