If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice carton? She was trying to read the nutrition label and had forgotten her reading glasses.

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A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: what is green, red, white, on fire, in space A: i dont know you tell me

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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