Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What's 5+7? Piccillo

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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