why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

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ok there is 3 people and the white kid says "bet i got a better dick than all of you" he pulls it out and then the mexican says "nope got you beat" and then the black guy says "nope got all you beat look" and then the mexican and white guys say "its because your black" so the black guy goes home and tells his mom wht happen and ask " is it true mines bigger because im black?" she said " no it bc your 23"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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H o m o comes out as homo

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What is the difference between ashes and a jew? A lot

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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