what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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why do asian people eat each other? because they are cannibles

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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child labor

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What did little Jimmy say when he met God ? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Donald Trump

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Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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