what do you say when you see a winner weaner

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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