Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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what did the green grape say to the purple grape? i'm green.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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