What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

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Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

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T-Dog scare me

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

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