Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

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How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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ecks! why zee?

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Cold camel scrotum.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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