Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

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Halo < COD

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Women's rights.

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My mother-in-law is so ugly I actually feel quite sorry for her.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Gun Control

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's sad about 5 black men falling off a cliff? The master has no slaves.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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