once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Hair

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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