Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

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What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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Whats fleash color flesh color and fleash color? a hodo rolling down a hill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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no rasist joks

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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Technically I did not try to, but I made you believe I tried in vain, so your subconcious is unable to register that it is under a state of trance, you could deny it, but you are in a state of trance right now. So how big are your breasts?

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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Why did the people thumbs-up the anti-joke? Because I threatened them with A GUN

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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