Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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hahah i just thought of a funny joke!!!!!!

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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roses are red violets are blue chickens are white and yellow trees are green and brown my yellow shirt is purple oh shit my dog died

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Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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