There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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