Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

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Why did a vampire climb Mount Everest in the middle of the night on his birthday in September?

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Hi.

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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