A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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How many Jews did Hitler kill during the Holocaust? Too many.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs? Names

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Why is Justin Bieber better than Freddie Mercury? Freddie Mercury is dead. Justin Bieber is still alive. Also Freddie Mercury is ugly and Justin is hot.

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What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What's up? Not the planes, there's a terrorist on board

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

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What's the difference between Jerry Sandusky and a pedifle? Nothing.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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