- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what is worse than the holocaust harry' ear acne

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

where do the women go? the womanarium

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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