Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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Knock knock --Come in.

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What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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I love pissing people off :P

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-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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alert("The Game");

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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http://suckmytriforce.tumblr.com

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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