Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT? roger rabbit while hilarious, was an idiot and framed himself....mind F***.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Justin Bieber is having sex with a girl. He then awakes from this horrible nightmare.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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