Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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Martin Skrtel walks into a bar The bar breaks, Martin then pays for any damages caused

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The glass is half an hour.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What did the penis say to the other penis? What? Penis motherbucker

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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what did the cab driver say to the black man when he got into his cab? Where to, sir?

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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so a kangaroo a piece of cake and a whale are all doing... ...nothing they would not hang out together

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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