what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

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what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

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what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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Knock Knock Come in! :)

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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