What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Getting aids from that apple.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

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Why is 3 less than 4? To get to the other side

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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What do you do when you're bored in Manhattan? You buy a minigun, enchant it to have limitless ammo, and then shoot it for one hour straight, killing innocent pedestrians in time square while laughing hysterically. Or maybe that's just me

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Patient- Doctor, I am feel intense feeling for 15 year old pop singers!!! Doctor- Oh, sound like youve got Beiber Fever. Patient- Whew. I thought it was something serious Doctor- Its terminal, you have about 5 more days to live.

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Tim tebow is the anti christ

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What happens when a Republican accidentally walks into a Gay/Straight Alliance meeting? The man asks if he is in the right place. He apologizes and then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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