Cole is "good" at soccer

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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what's brown and sticky? a turd.

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Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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