What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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Guess what?? What? I murdered your mother with a slimy piece of ham.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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i cant think of one.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Anti Joke

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