Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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you wanna hear a funny joke? so do I

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i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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