What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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