Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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Internet Explorer

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Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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Why are people racist? Thats a good question

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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no

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http://anti-joke.com/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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