A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

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why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What are the seven wonders of Kentuky cows,drugs,liquor,moutain due,moster trucks,shot guns and trucks oh and I for got Crackle barrle.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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It's a bird! No it's a plane! No you idiots, it's only a cloud.

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what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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What do you call a person on a swing? F u c k N i g g e r s

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Womens' sports

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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Anti Joke

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