how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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i like turtals and kids

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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Bacon is delcious.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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