One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Which is longer? A rope...

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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