how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Q. why can't hellen keller drive? A. because she is dead

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

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Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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