How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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What time is it when you should go to the dentist? About ten minutes before whatever happens to be the time of your appointment.

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I love you.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Why couldn't the boy sing? The boy could sing, but the thick layer of duct tape prevented him from doing so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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the blue man livedin the blue house the black man in the black house the white man in the white house but who lived in the white house ,not the white man barack obama

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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What did George W. Bush say to his wife when he got home? I'm home.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, " I forgot to store nuts for winter and now I am dead." Its funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's funny and arousing? This joke.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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