What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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What was the worst part about the Holocaust? -When it ended

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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