Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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Two Jews walked into a bar. Then bought it.

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Mary Lu was swinging on a swing * swush swush* and her mom was sweeping the porch when she sad Mary Lu go get that big fat shiny quarter on that road then Mary Lu say how about you get your self that big fat shiny quarter.! Her mom drop the broom in discussed and walkout into the road and was bout to bend down when swush a bus runs her over And Mary Lu just laughed and laughed she knew that wasn't a big fat shiny quarter it was a nickel!!!!

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why was the black person promptly escorted out of the bar? He was under 21.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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