What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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The WNBA

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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