What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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penis

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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bitches be crafty.

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What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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