How do you make a baby cry? Break its legs.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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