why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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kennah campion... being nice

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My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yolanda I do not know anyone by that name. I am sorry Oh I must be at the wrong house. My apologies. Oh, it's alright. Have a nice day You too. Take care!

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

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I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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What did the prisoner receive on his 44th birthday? Well obviously all mail in prisons is checked, but nothing dangerous was found. He received a book on different types of steam engines (he is a railway fan), some chocolate (galaxy caramel, which is his favourite), a crossword challenge book (he gets bored in his cell) and the anti joke book.

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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