- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Cleveland winning something

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Wanna here a funny joke? Doug.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

How did th-A fridge.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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