What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

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whats up and also down? your mum

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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