What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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" I can't here you it's too dark!"

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

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What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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