Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Turkey Balls

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Anti jokes are funny

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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