What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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Why did the child step on a ball?

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Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

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justin beiber sucks

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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