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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding out you ate half a worm? Getting raped. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver. Whats worse than that? Getting shot in the liver then getting raped.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

A seal walks into a club.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Knock Knock? Come in.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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