- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

The women if the wnba are good at basketball

This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

Why are you going to thumbs this joke up? Because I use the words "Chuck Norris" Thus making it impossible to not thumbs up.

What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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