what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Roses are shitty Violets are bitches I'm fat.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

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How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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