Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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why did the chicken not cross the road? He ran

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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There was a man from Dundee. who's limericks always ended on line three. I don't know why.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Q: How do you get a black guy out of a tree? A: You cut the rope.

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your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Anti Joke

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