*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding multiple worms in your apple

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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What do you do when life hands you lemons? Such a statement assumes that life is an actual person, which is impossible. Thus, you do not need to concern yourself with what you must do when life hands you lemons.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

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How do you confuse a blonde? You put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

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