Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

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Anti Joke

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