How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

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When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

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Left. That one direction...

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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there's a blonde and a brunette jumping out of a plane, what one hits the ground first? they both hit at the same time because gravity pulls everything down towards the earth at the same pace

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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