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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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Sorry not thinking here, of course I will arrive sooner, give me 20 minutes or so (got to scout the area, you never know) As for coding, there is no hidden meaning so yeah... That is probably some "Neronist" coding format I never knew of I am using so well. Cant drive like this, so I will use a cab and wait for you at the back seat or something, I will let the Taxi cab honk the numbers of code here so you can come out knowing its safe. I sincerely thought you where at the home, according to our coordinates you are... Dont tell me that bastard built some basement over there, wow! I really miss him now, if nothing else because I would have liked a wine cellar made in less than... Sorry, ill be there asap, 20 minutes or less, nah, believe me, "fancy" is the least of things I want, and I wont be changing my mind anytime soon. See ya. I am sincerely surprised you even remember me, then again I look a lot like your crush. Abel (in case you where wondering, this is not my name either, but you get the picture by now)

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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How do you get Doctor Phil in a bikini? Give him a little alcohol to ease inhibitions and offer him a suitable bribe.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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j.p. is dumb

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Do u take sugar?

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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