Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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What color do you get when you mix blue and red? Purple.

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What's the difference between an X-box and Michael Jackson? One is an inanimate object and the other is a human being.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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