- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

What's the difference between a duck

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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