Ruller

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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Banana Hamock.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

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Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

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A jew went to Germany.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Click here to end the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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Knock knock.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

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Anti Joke

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