Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gate open and chickens typically wonder with no obvious pattern to their movements.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

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WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Justin Bieber

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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What's brown an sticky Shit

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Your mam is so fat.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Knock Knock Good one...

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whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Hail Hitler

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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