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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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why did my girlfriend get pregnet? i didn's use a condom, and my semen entered her long muscular tube, also known as a vagina.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

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xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

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why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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whats funny? small ginger girls who die there head red, then it turns ginger again

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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A man walks into a bar, he is an alcohol and it's tearing his family apart

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

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I don't get it

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Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

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Anti Joke

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