Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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knock knock

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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The New York Giants

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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