THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a beanch can support a family

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh.. Okay.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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