What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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AIDS

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Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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