- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Waterboarding.

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

you ever put a vibrating phone on your b a l l s ???

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Arsonist: Hey, did you listen to my mixtape? ... It's really good.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Most things, as the Holocaust was a terrible tragedy.

Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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