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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Anti Joke

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