What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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What do you call a black man carrying a bag full of drugs? A police officer who has just confiscated the bag from a drug dealer and is on his way to send the bag off to be destroyed.

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Why did little Sally drop her ice cream? She got ran over by the school bus

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

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Knock Knock No one answers....

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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