Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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Me

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Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Blarg

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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I don't think Holocaust jokes are funny, Anne Frankly I find them offensive.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

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my bubbles!

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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