Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

I woke up today

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

Ben Corbishley

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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