Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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Jersey Shore.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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what do a black guy and a white guy have in common? neither of them are purple

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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What's the only type of wood that doesn't float? Natalie wood.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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What did death say to life? Go die

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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