Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

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What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What did the banana say to the peach? Dude, we can talk?

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ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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