How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? With design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and have a wonderful time at what many people believe to be the most magical place on Earth.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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the WNBA

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? finding a real joke on anti-joke

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A platypus walks into a bar. They are the only mammals with the ability to lay an egg.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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