You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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I like your hair

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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Anal cheese curds.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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why did little marwisheafuck want a cat for hanukock because her dad had ciilled a black priest that ate free mdicks out of a mshitfuck

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What do you get when you cross a train track and a bumpy feild, Further along on your GPS map.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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Anti Joke

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