Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

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Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, most likely, the chicken escaped from a near by ranch or farm. Upon escaping, he may have simply wandered in the direction of the road, and hence crossed it. Or, with chickens having great curiosity, may have been attracted to something on the other side of the road and felt the urge to explore. Depending on the demographics of the area in which road was in, the chicken had different chances of being hit by an automobile. That's why.

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Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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