What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't. She's dead.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Anti Joke

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