knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my name is clearance, and i have to poo

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Charcoal is black, So is my neighbor.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

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Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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