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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

A horse walked into a bar, and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?". The horse replied, "It's evolutionarily efficient to have an elongated skull so that I can eat vegetation with ease."

Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Did you hear about the toddler that was playing on the swing? He got abducted.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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