A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

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robin, get in the car.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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why did the stupid boy put his clothes on his valentines? because hes stupid

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A blond was driving her car one day when "Party in the USA" came one the radio. She put her hands up; however, she realized she had to keep control of the car. She put one hand back on the steering wheel and arrived to her destination safely.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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