How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Im So Hood... That When I go Shopping, I Buy Sweatshirts with Hoods

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Chayton

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

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A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Poverty.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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