An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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TWIX PAUSE!

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? were both therapists.

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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Your mom is so stupid, she decided to go back to school.

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Why was the swing in the kitchen?

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What's worse than losing your phone? Getting raped anal until phones fall out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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