2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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The New York Giants

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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John Cena

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You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Lil Wayne

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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NAACP

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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