whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

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What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

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How did the man open the car? He opened in.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

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your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

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what do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? An horse

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What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

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BIG PENIS

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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