The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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knock knok Who's there The police, I regret to inform you your son was killed in a horrific traffic accident

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Fox News

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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What is the best game in the world? There is no answer because that would be an opinion and opinions cannont be proved or measured.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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"knock knock" "whos there" "poop" "poop who" "poop in the toilet"

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

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