What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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Tony Soprano walks into a diner

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Q: What does one man with alzheimer's say to the other man with alzheimer's. A: Purple, because magic doesn't go through chickens.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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