Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Whats sad about a black women killing herself? She was my mother

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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