what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Doctor: Knock, Knock Woman: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting Doctor Woman: Interupt- Doctor: You have cancer

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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A BABY seal walks into a club

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Roses are orange Violets are grey I love penguins Damn Jews

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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