I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

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If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Why did the girl need a peice of gum after spending 20 minutes parked in the truck with her boyfriend? Because she had spent the last 20 minutes eating sweets, which she couldnt let her mom know she had eaten because her mom calls her fat everyday even though she only weighs 110 pounds, and forces her to only eat vegetables.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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this website is a bad joke

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I like that, but why am I happy?

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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