There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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