How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

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Two guys went to a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure" said the guys. The bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? "Sure said the guys" At this point, the bartender started telling: Anyway, there was this time two guys at a bar, and the bartender said, hey you guys want to hear a funny joke? (when you are done start reading from the top again, and don't stop ever)

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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What did the black man say when he met a white man in the street? "Hello, how are you?"

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Why was the baby crying? It wasn't it got hit by a bus and died.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

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How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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A girl's opinion is respected.

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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