Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

What's worse then the holocaust? Sphagetti trousers of mordor

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Where did Lucy go went the bomb went off? Everywhere

How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

I used to not like my beard, but then it grew on me.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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