my namew is jd

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Click here to end the world.

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For anti-joke.com, there should be a section called "Hot" that shows new jokes which are given 5 thumbs up or up. This way we would get new jokes on the popular section instead of having the same ones for a very long time. I know this isn't a joke, but thumbs up if you agree.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

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An English man walks into a pub.

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

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A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

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Women's Rights

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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