a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

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*see an orphan* Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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