i hate this glue. give me one new or i will poo.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

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What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

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You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

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How many fat Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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A person from Singapore eats

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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