Why did the man run away from the woman? He forgot his rape kit.

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whats bright and yellow? the sun.

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a giraffe? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

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What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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In what way are a pile of deceased children and a Ferrari F430 similar? Neither can be found in my garage, nor anywhere under my possession. As for the Ferrari, this is an unfortunate truth. Due to Ferraris' high level of desirability, and to their low supply, the cost of one such car is much more than an average person can afford. As for the pile of deceased children, anyone in possesion (for lack of a better term, as one can not truly possess another human being, even post mortem) of such a grotesque thing is probably too sick and twisted to be submitting jokes with no apparent climax in hopes of stimulating the minds of the joke's readers sense of humor.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

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The WNBA.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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