What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

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How do two porcupines make love? Well actually it's doubtful that porcupines feel higher emotions like love - they pretty much just mate for reproductive purposes.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What's the similiarity between a black person and a bicycle? They both work best with chains.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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how many pancakes does it take to get fat if u answered this question your already fat

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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A fish finds that his fishbowl is on fire. He escapes the bowl only to realize he is equally screwed.

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

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