How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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vitamin c

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Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

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Whats worse than finding a worm guts in your apple? Being raped by a alien with no arms then passed on to his comrades to be raped for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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I'm gay.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Cripples are lame.

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What do you call a comedian who can;t make people laugh? A bad comedian.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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when do you go to heaven? Never

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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