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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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Where did Jonathan go when the bombs hit? Everywhere.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? He did not. He drowned

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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