What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Friends are like penguins because when you throw a polar bear at them they die

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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How did young Austin get home while walking on the side of the street ? He didnt. He was hit by a car.

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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