A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... They then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, harmony and understanding between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, they truly can coexist, and decide to pursue peace among one another and the rest of society.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

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Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. They discuss their differences over a pint of beer and leave with a greater understanding of each other's faiths.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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If the red house is made out of red bricks, the yellow house is made out of yellow bricks, and the blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is the greenhouse made of? Ah, I see what you did there. You are expecting me to follow the sequence based on how each house is made out of bricks the same color as their title. However, I am one step ahead of you and I know that the greenhouse is made out of glass panels. But what if it were made out of green glass panels? Then, I suppose, the sequence could continue naturally yet we still have a problem of units - bricks vs. glass. Quite the dilemma we are facing.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Anti Joke

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