Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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If you dont see banners here it does mean they are not here. P.S Advertising helps fill our pockets and annoy you. Please be understanding in the fact that we will permaban you while grinning if you refuse to UNDER-stand our rule.

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When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Hair

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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