Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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The latter three thousand pages of this website.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Q: What do a dead cat and a flower have in common. A: Nothing, just go away.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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what do you call a grown man who sticks food up his nose? retarded

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Your Mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Trees are brown.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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whats worse than hitler? Anti-Jokes By darragh hamilton

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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