Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

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How do you kill a circus? Go for the Juggler!

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What's invisible and smells like a carrot? A rabbit's fart.

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What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

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Romeny or Obama? Obamney

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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what did the plane say to the trade center on 9/11 boom

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Fuck her

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