Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Shea's sty....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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