1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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Whats 1+1? window!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf a bread

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Whats worse than getting dirt on your brand new J's Finding your girlfriend cheating on you with your Great Dane and realizing that he dose her better than you.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

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What type of cheese is not your cheese? The cheese that belongs to another person.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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