knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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Oh you're dating my ex? Do you want my unfinished sandwhich too? And my old shoes? And a couple of my shirts I don't wear anymore? How about a my toys I used to play with? Or my spoiled pickle that's been in my car for about a year and a half after I went to the mall with my friends, we watched a movie, I don't remember which one it was but it was funny, then after that we went to McDonald's and it was the first time I heard of McGangbang and it was pretty good. After that I think we went to Jerry's cousin's house, he was a cool guy until I found out that he likes Tyga, so I ended up never talking to him again.... I went off topic, sorry

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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seek beauty

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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Why did Helen Keller always ride in the passenger seat? so she could SUCK THE DRIVERS D!CK!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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