Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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