What did the Black man say when he just got home from work? "Hi honey, I just got home from work."

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Agent 47.

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A fridge.

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who secluded himself from the outside world because of a tragic event that happened to him as a child.

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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