What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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A man walks into a bar, and spends all his money because he is an alchoholic.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What is the defference between an apple and a banana? Horses, because vests have no sleeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

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What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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What happens when you cross a Kangaroo with an Elephant? A genetically unstable animal that dies shortly after birth.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies. One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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