- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

want to no whats funny what your mom

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? She was paralyzed.

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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