"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

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Q: what did the nazi say to the other nazi A: hallo

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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