Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

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Why did the man cross the road? Because that it where his friend Bob lives.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Q: What do you call a fly with no wings. A: Dying.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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