Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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steves legs

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Beans, beans, they're good for your heart, Because they contain antioxidants and help to lower your cholesterol.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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