What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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