What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Sarah Palin is President

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Women's rights.

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What's The Difference Between a Chicken and a Human. Well a Chicken Is A Chicken and a Human Is a Human.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

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A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Armando masturbated

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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