Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What happens every 10 seconds in Africa? 10 seconds passes by.

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What's worse than cancer? Death.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A bag of burning crap.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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