So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

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I called this hot girl up from class one day. She told me to come over because no one was home. I got to her house, and no one was home.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What did my mom say when she walked in my room? You smell like body oder.

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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Do you know what does Wikipedia says about Elton John ? It says that Sir Elton Hercules John, CBE (born Reginald Kenneth Dwight; 25 March 1947) is an English singer-songwriter, composer and pianist. He has worked with his songwriting partner Bernie Taupin since 1967; they have collaborated on more than 30 albums to date.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Anti Joke

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