Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza does'nt scream in the oven

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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whats 2+2? 1

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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How did the pig solve the Arab-Israeli Conflict? It didn't. It further exacerbated the problem. The Arab-Israeli Conflict is a multifaceted geopolitical quagmire based on long-simmering religious, ethnic and territorial tensions. A pig is too stupid to understand the root causes of the problem, let alone provide a viable solution. In retrospect, it seems ridiculous to have entrusted a pig with such an important diplomatic mission.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and white baby? I raped the black baby

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade in a French bathroom? Imprisonment up to 15 years in an international detainment facility.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Time to get a watch

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Ahmed walks into Abbar.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

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How many illegal immigrants does it take to change a lightbulb? Why should his legal status matter at all in this situation?

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

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What is red and green, red and green, red and green? A frog in a blender.

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Q: What do you call a successful black person? A: A fictional character.

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What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. They both died at the same time in a horrible shipwreck. There were no survivors.

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Man 1: What's blue and goes blub blub? Man 2: I don't know what? Man 1: A blue blub blub. What's green and goes blub blub? Man 2: A green blub blub? Man 1: There's no such thing as a green blub blub you moron.

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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