What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Why did the squirrel cross the... *Squash*

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine [Emo Philips]

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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