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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go bike riding?

What's the difference between a duck

whats long and pointy and guys always have to brag about whos got the biggest one? their christmas trees

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail? Tax evasion.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What's dead? Your mum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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