Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

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Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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A women left the kitchen.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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