Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

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I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

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nipple

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender refuses to give the woman alcohol because he acknowledges a health risk for her unborn child.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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What's worse than dying? Dying poor.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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women's rights

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Anti Joke

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