What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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Knock-knock jokes with sjws: Knock knock! Who's there? A transgender! A transgender who? WOW. It's 2016, people. If you can't recognize a transgender, you're a disgusting piece of cis white male scum! OH! OHH! "I'm sorry lady"? Do I LOOK like a lady to you? I'm a- no- sir- stop interrupting me. SIR! I identify as a gender fluid demisexual! "What does that matter?" Oh my god. Well it wouldn't matter if I identified as a goddamn piece of salami to you would it??? Huh? I'm confusing you? WOW! What a priveleged- oh! So I'M being rude? OKAY! FINE! I'm recording this you know. You're going ALL over the Internet. Oh yes you are! No, hey, my privilege cam! You just took it this is rape! You are assaulting me! Don't just shove it back into my hands like that! I call patriarchy! Oh no, I'm not done with you! Don't you close that door you Goddamn piece of sh- *slam*

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

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Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Paige

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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