Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Once upon a time, there was a pair of headphones. It loved the sound of music.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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What did the Egyptian helicopter do when it went into the pyramid? Exploded.

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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You have never had sex because.... Well, look in the mirror and you'll see for yourself -Matt

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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