A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Niki Minaj's ass

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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How many militant feminist does it take to change a lightbulb? 2, one to change the bulb and another to suck my dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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