What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Why did Debby drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

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One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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