Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? killing their parents first.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Dylan is a person

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

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A man goes to Church he meets God nothing happens

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Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you know what time it is? Because I don't wanna be late for class and if you told the time, it will surely help me because I'll be able to arrive early at my class not to mention it would greatly improve my punctuality efforts to help me pass the class this semester. Geez, I remember back in middle school there was a guy name Billy Jones and he used to always be late for class. His name was Billy but we called him Bill. Bill was his nickname but his real name was Billy. Anyways, he was always late for class because he would always make the best barbecue ribs in town.... (45 minutes later...) ....and I told Bill, "Man, if you were to just ask what time it was it would greatly help you in arriving to class early." And he was was like "I know but..."And then I cut him off and I said "But nothing. I don't care what kind of barbecue ribs you make, you just can't do that." So there I was, me and him, sitting down and .... (3 hours later...) ...it was awesome. Boy, I remember back in the early 90's when I was at elementary school, it was a stormy weather and we had to go to class. That's when I met Clarissa. She was a really nice girl and I remember there was a time when... (to be continued....)

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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