I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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Three men walk into a bar because they were all blind.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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I'm pretty sure you can't throw a fridge...

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Which one is hardest?

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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what did the dead man say to the other dead man ...nothing he's dead.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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this site is an antijoke

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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