hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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WILSON!!!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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JUST KIDDING^

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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im gey

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Q: What do you call a black man sitting on a bench? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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Grammer is very important

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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