If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea. That would depend on what time you are reading this. As i have no control over this, I am unable to inform you of China's current time. Perhaps you should look into a watch, world clock, or some other device capable of telling the time. That is not the Purpose of this website. However, there are numerous other places for this. God luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can, and only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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