A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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President Donald Trump

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a porsche in my garage.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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