What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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anne hatthaway

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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