Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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One day I went to the shop and bought some milk. THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE THE turtle man came with me. YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE YE live action

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Hi poop!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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hiya im writing this coz im drunk and ktieally slumped over the keyobard i feel relaly sick man and i dunno why i;lm teling you this, coz i should reallyt nbe om nrd ny noe. goodnight antijokers

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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