What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Whats big white and can't climb trees? A Fridge. Whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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There's an American, an African, and a Chinese walking down the street. Because the bar is down there.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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