How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

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Double rainbow? What does it mean? Well, a "double rainbow" is a phenomenon of optics that displays a spectrum of light due to the sun shining on droplets of moisture in the atmosphere. Does that explain it?

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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who ever is reading this....

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How are a dead chicken and a woman alike? They both belong in the kitchen

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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What did the heart surgeon say to the brain surgeon? We are both surgeons

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as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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