What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? Hi, my name is Chris.

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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An underaged man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, but the bartender says we don't serve minors. The boy then rushes out if the bar for fear of being caught.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Want to hear an urban legend? There's a straight feminist.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have altzhiemers Cheese on toast.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What did the man do after he found out his wife died in the Titanic? He cried.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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