My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

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Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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A black man, a white man, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The bartender kicks them out because he doesn't have time for another crappy joke; as the bar is very crowded that night.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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