Is your refrigerator running? No.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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