i like boobs haha ha hahaha

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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everybody loves raymond

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What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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dead babies

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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