What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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Alchohol.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What is the name of the car? What

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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Scientology.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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