What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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"Doctor do i have aids?" asked the worried 13-year old.

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I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

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What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

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ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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