Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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penis haha

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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