Did nims chinnie? Fins.

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What do you call an indian driving a plane? A pilot.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey wahy did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? because it had no arms why did the little girl fall off her bike? she got hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can't rhyme Refrigerator

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Why did silly Miss Sally put her baby in the dishwasher? Because she was suffering from advanced stages of Schizophrenia. She thought that her baby was a dish. Her mother, Carol watched in horror as her granddaughter was placed inside. A tear dribbled from her eye. Things had been bad, but because Sally was her daughter, she had been tolerant. Carol sobbed as the baby screamed in terror, unable to escape. Finally, Carol, tears in her eyes, called Child Protective Services on her own daughter, something she didn't want to do. When CPS representatives finally came, they were horrified at the sight of a screaming baby covered in suds with burnt skin that had been scorched by hot jets. Sally's baby, Alex was taken from her and put into foster care.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

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