Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

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Okay, one second.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was an object of great appeal to him on the other side.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I've often heard that a room with a million monkeys with a million typewriters, given enough time; would eventually reproduce the complete works of Shakespeare. This seems to suggest that if something has an extremely low chance of happening, it will still eventually happen if enough attempts are made. However, I feel that the aforementioned scenario, given enough time to play out, would only result in a room full of dead monkeys. Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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myspace

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What's worse than bad words? People who say them

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A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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ur mum

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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