Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone he proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

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How do you make a black man sad? You kill and mutilate his family maliciously

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whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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