- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was watching Fox news.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Why was the man running from the cops? His car broke down.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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