I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

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Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

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Do you know what I'd want to be if I wasn't white? Dead.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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