A rooster is sitting on the top of a house. It lays an egg. Which way does it roll? This can be solved by using the dimensions and angles of the roof to find the most probable direction it would roll (Incorporating in the power of gravity of course). Of course if the egg from the roosters uteris came out in an akward or unlikely way, it could roll the other way.This can be factored in very quickly because with the video evidence of the rooster having the egg you can see how it was delivered(the video is not of which way it rolls, just of the delivery).

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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mooooh im a cow

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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