Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Why did the dog die? He was old

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Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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