If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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A dermatologist walks into a strip club. He tells the stripper she has hives on her back and that she needs to go to a clinic, then gets up from his lap dance and reports her to management.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why was the woman terrified of being screened by the TSA? Because she's embarrassingly obese, liked most Americans.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Your all fags

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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