- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

If you are riding a horse, how many watermelons does it take to kill a giraffe? Platypus.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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