Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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