Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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What do you call a three legged man? Horribly deformed

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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What's red ad spins in circles? A baby with it's head nailed to the ground.

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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