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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Politics.

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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