A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What do you call a white woman that had sex with a black guy? A rape victim.

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guess what chicken butt

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doorbell repairman

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