Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Q: What was so funny about the death of Michael Jackson? A: There wasn't anything funny. He was one of the best pop stars ever and many people loved him.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Your Momma is so old, she started exercising more and eating healthier to increase the chance of her living long enough to enjoy your own children's lives.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter anyway because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

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What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

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oops

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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