A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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WE BE-ETH YON KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? "Damn, that's a good apple pie."

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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