If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

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Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

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What is a chair?

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Two fish are in a tank. It is an average sized tank designed to hold aquatic animals.

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What do a bucket and a women have in common? Before 1928 neither had the right to vote. The bucket still can't.

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why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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Q: What's the difference between a mountain goat and a pitching wedge? A: A lot.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

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What did the police officer say to the bank robber? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be provided for you at government expense.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

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What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

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Anti Joke

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