What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

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i committed murder

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Why is a building called a building when it's already been built? My pinky is pink and my liver helps me live.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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