Wanna hear a dirty joke? I had gay butt sex.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Q: How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Leprechauns aren't real.

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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Penis

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Laugh.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

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Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

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The WNBA.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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69.... is a number

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Anti Joke

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