So a jew walks into a bar!

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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hrih

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Who is it?

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Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

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burn baby burn your nanas burning

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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