- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Knock Knock. Come in.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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