What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

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phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

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Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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Why the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

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What did the Chicken say to the Interviewer Interviewer: how do you feel about your eggs chicken: the eggs are actually my periods. Interviewer: how do you feel about your periods ChicKen: you eat my periods everyday. people make cakes, omlettes and all these food out of my period. Imagine the world running on your period. Interviewer: what are your feelings on your periods Chicken: I have a mixture of feelings. i feel really scared because the farmers would kill me if i can have my periods. i feel glorified because the world runs on my eggs and i feel proud. I feel freaked out because the world actualy runs on my periods

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Eric is gay Ha

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how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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Anti Joke

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