- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

what did the black man eat for dinner? whatever his wife makes for him to eat

How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"heavy breath, heavy breath

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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