Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Why did the blond play Russian roulette? She is very poor and needs the money so she can feed her son.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Water, please.

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waiter: can I get you something to drink? customer: I'll have a coke. waiter: is pepsi okay? customer: is monopoly money okay?

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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what happened to the woman who was a prostitute? She was arrested because it is a crime

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: A serial killer B: I don't feel comfortable opening the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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