What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Stephen Hawking

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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why so serious? because your too serious.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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