- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. "Who's there?" The cops.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

dead babies

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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