What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Minecraft.

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why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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CAS

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♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

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Why did the black man buy watermlons? Because a new local super market just opened and they were on sale.

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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