What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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Two Black Males walk into a bar. A white old lady leaves cautiously. Everyone else stays and has a great time with them as they are actually two very good guys, and funny too.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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WNBA

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

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What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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