- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

Knock Knock Who's there? No one was there. It was two birds flew into the door and died.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Doctor, Doctor. I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your problems. You've got AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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