There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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Why do girls like Justin beiber Because he can sing good

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- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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