If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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a dinosaur with a large clown hat is walking down the street when he is confronted by an obese monkey human with red hair. I set this up for a good pun, but the one i have is potatoes.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the doctor have no peins? She was a woman.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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