why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Snarf Nuggets

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Wigan.

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Anti Joke

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