What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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A horse walks into a bar. The impact fractures his skull immediately, knocking him unconscious. He then dies from the resulting brain damage.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Anti Joke

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