Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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