What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Anti Joke

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