What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

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Why did the person post a real joke with bad grammar and spelling on anti-joke.com? They didn't flippin' understand the point of the website.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I'm sorry your brother died

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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