What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Word play, punch-line, joke.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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What's spotted and has dildos strapped to their neck? Jews

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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Click click ,scroll scroll. Bro you wasted your time. -Troll Lord

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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