What's 4+7 47

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding cancer on your back

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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How you learn to juggle? You ask someone for their balls.

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

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A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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