- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Obviously way more than is considered acceptable or safe, considering his recent public outbursts and problems with addiction.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the wee boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

this is not a joke

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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