What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

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What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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What did the boy with Aids pray for? A gun

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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