What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Farts smell bad!

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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