What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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What happens when you shoot a bear and you kill it? It dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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ASSCHEEKS

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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You sick fiend

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

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noodles

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Anti Joke

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