Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What's the difference between a book. A tree's leaves hit the trash cans

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Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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