a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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this sentence will end in the way you expected.

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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Anti Joke

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