What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

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Q: What do is it called when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? A: Why give it a name when it is never goin to happen!

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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