Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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whats black and white? a zebra

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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Why didn't the women make her husband a sandwitch? Because she was struck by a car as a young child and was told she could never walk again. Her family couldn't afford a wheelchair so therefore she is bedridden all day.

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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How do you stop a pedophile from following you? Throw a fridge at him

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