what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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Swag.

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whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Q: Why couldn't Katie ride a bike? A: Because she has leprosy.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

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What's the best anti joke? this one

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What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Anti Joke

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