If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Q: What did the guy with glasses say to the guy without glasses? A: Dude your not wearing glasses.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

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titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

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A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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