Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

thumb_up thumb_down +27

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Paperclip... BANANA?!

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Get in the van

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

thumb_up thumb_down +48

A man walks into a store and asks for a loaf of bread.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

thumb_up thumb_down -34

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

thumb_up thumb_down +22

What's your blood type? Red.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

thumb_up thumb_down -5

SAY

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops