- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

i like serious. serious means business. business means cash. cash means money. money makes me happy and when i'm happy you dont die

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One. This task does not require over 1 person to complete.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

Chuck Norris.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

I just found out i have cancer.

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