Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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why was the guy crying at the bar his house got bombed

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Doorbell salesman.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

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What's worse than a papercut? Dying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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