- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

A military serviceman returns home from a tour of duty to find his wife in bed with another man. He feels betrayed and files for divorce, then later meets a more faithful woman with whom he has a more fulfilling relationship.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

matt shut up

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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