What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Canada's army

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

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Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

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Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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An Irish man walks into a bar. He then sits down and enjoys his favorite drink.

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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