In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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pobody's nerfect

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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What's the difference between George W Bush and a doorknob? George W Bush is the president of the United States. A doorknob is a mechanical device that securely closes a hinged door, thereby keeping your family safe from danger.

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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Liars go to hell! -God

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Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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One day, I was looking at my brand new wooden table, and I thought, "wow, that is a very nice brand new wooden table." And then my dog peed on it. I killed the dog.

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Nickelback.

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Why does the little boy play video games all the time? Because he is socially awkward and has no friends.

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think twice or at least think

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A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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Q: Why couldn't Sally ride her bike? A: because Sally has Cerebral Palsy.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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