What do you call a boy that fell off a ferry? Extremely unlucky, since one of the other passengers noticed and the captain turned the ferry around, threw him a ladder, and pulled him aboard. Also he died of hepatitis because his mother was too poor to afford condoms, so he was born with it.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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kaite is dumb that is true

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Anti Joke

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