- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Chicken

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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