How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple the earth exploding

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Q: If a midget walks by a woman stops and says "your hair smells nice today" is it sexual harassment? A: Yes, sexual harassment is a very serious subject and should not be allowed no matter your race, religion, or size.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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Josh Moran sticks polish sausage up his ear and moves it back and forth while squeezing his balls until they rupture.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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I'm Batman.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

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Whats the hardest thing to have sex with? a goldfish.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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