People Order Our Patties

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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What does Rubens Barrichelo does with his F1 championship trophies? He never got one.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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