Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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how do you make a plumber cry you kill his family

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A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. God does not answer.

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? So he can eat it.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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The NBA and womens sports

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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