A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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An old white lady falls on the ground in the middle of the night. Just then, two positively huge black men in hoodies walk up to her and she is frightened. But as it turned out, they just wanted to help her get on her feet, and called a taxi for her. When she had no money, they gladly paid her fare. This is because they're good people and not muggers

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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diarrhea, diarrhea, duh duh diarrhea, I flush someone down the potty with my diarrhea Duh, duh diarrhea I want to marry my diarrhea duh duh diarrhea. Written by Niggalyncha666

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A dyslexic blind man walks into the bartender behind the bra

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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roses are red so are the jews every one loved that holocaust news

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What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Phil sees a hitchhiker wandering past his car on the sidewalk. He asks Phil if he can take him to his house, and Phil says no, and keeps driving. Six seconds later the hitchhiker is crossing the street in search of somebody else, when he is hit by a bus and dies.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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