How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Barack Obama.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Church.

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