Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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