David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

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Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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