Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

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I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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