France never surrender.

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if life gives you lemons, make lemonade. unless you only get one lemon, then it really hard to make a good glass..and for that matter, who said you had a juicer? it would be really hard to just squeeze the juice out of a lemon. on top of that, what kind of situation am I in that I would need lemonade? let's say if life gives you lemons, determine the best use of them based on need, local weather and economic status

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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what did say when he created the first black Wow you are the first non-white I made

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What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

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Three men walk into a bar. They order drinks. This joke isn't funny.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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