Why did the teenager write a joke on here? Because after hours of surfing this website and casually laughing at herself she realized she had no life and the only way to feel happy with her self would be submitting her own to here.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

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Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

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A guy walks into a bar and hears a someone crying. He asks the bartender who is crying and the bartender says "It's my goat. He's been crying since Tuesday, I'm giving a $500 reward to whoever can make him stop." So the man walks to the back and whispers something to the goat's ear and suddenly the goat starts laughing. The bartender was so amazed at what happened and says "Wow, thank you kind sir! Here's your reward money." and the man takes the money and leaves. The next day the man returns to the bar and the bartender says "Hey, ever since you made my goat laugh he hasn't stopped. He's been driving me nuts. I'll give you another $500 to make him stop." So again, the man goes to the back of the bar and whispers to the the goats ear. Suddenly, the goat start crying again. The bartender can't believe it. He asks "How in the world did you do that? What did you say to my goat?" The man says "Well the first time I saw your goat I told him a joke." "Okay, that explains why he kept laughing..." the bartender asks "Now, what did you say to make him cry?" The man replies "I told him..." Suddenly the goat escapes and goes completely crazy and kills everybody in the bar with his horns. Till this day no one knows what the man said to the goat.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Winter

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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