What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Du bist mein Kampf

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A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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