What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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How do you keep an italian from talking? You duct tape his mouth.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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If all the world was like Jesus...wouldn't we all die on crosses?

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Go away still nothing to see

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Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

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You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being unaware of his surroundings, the chicken was startled by an oncoming motor vehicle. Due to the animals vapid logic an reasoning, based on impulse it quickly ran to the other side of the street to avoid its imminent death by the speeding automobile. Unknowingly, the chicken had reached the other side of the road,

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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