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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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What happens when you put a squid in the microwave? It dies.

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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A black man, a hispanic man, and an asian man all walk into a biker bar. The bartender asks them if they know that this is a biker bar. All three say yes and tell the bartender that they are in the same motorcycle club. The bartender serves them a beer.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How many penises is one metric butt-load. Oh God I hope you don't know the answer.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What's the answer to all your problems The answer

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A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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