what's black? a lot of things.

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What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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My Girlfriend

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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This one time at band camp... I played an instrument and learned to march with the rest of my school's band.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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