Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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my shift key is broken1

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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the power to turn magnetism into light

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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womens rights

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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oh no, i've lost my tractor

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why did the man fall of his bike? He wasn't on his bike, i drowned him yesterday.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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