Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Person 1: Did you hear the one about the guy who drank vinegar? Person 2: No Person 1: Oh

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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How the hell did Susie get on the swing anyway I don't know you tell me?

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

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