Why couldn't the Mexican get a proper job? Because of his low socio-economic background and lack of education.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Uh, Liz, he is staring at the screen... He says you are right and knows, so he cant get mad, ill trust you both, but it better work, or this one is on me. Oh by the way, yeah he is eating, sorry its late here, and I am the only nurse here about now Ironically this place is full of doctors but they dont seem to give a crap about the man that pays their checks. Doctors said no, Nero said "you are fired" Doctor changes his opinion, glad to see he is taking charge around here, I am just worried about his sleep, he is beginning to halucinate and I doubt any stimulants will help. But fine, ill trust you, sorry, really shaking my boots here, I really do not want to, but this is not about me.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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