sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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