You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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What's worse than getting raped then killed? Getting killed then raped.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

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Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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