Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

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det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What should I name my dog?

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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