Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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