what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Anthony sucks

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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what smells worse then shit Drew White

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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hi

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How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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what is brown and sticky? a stick.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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