Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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pudding

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Trump will make America great again.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? Just about anything because child mortality is not funny.

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