In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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So the word RAPING does not work unless you type it in caps? Raping... Did it censor? No? Never mind then... Wow, catchphra Never mind... Its a sign X-files theme.... Teleports at your house: Hah bitch never you ugly, or not ugly enough... Urgh, nevermind, I mean some ugly chicks know their stuff but you know... Anyway NeroMetal The sociopath not the fucking Cultist piece of shit that use my morals as a code system? YOU THINK WE THE SAME? EEEEEEH! Me raping you says we are not... And ill find you ;) Or your sister or your mom, I mean h0m0? You think im a pervert or something?

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Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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im saul and i love cock

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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this is stupid .... yep

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Penis

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face" To which the horse replies by trampling him to death for making rude remarks about his face.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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hi

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

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The white guy did it!

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Hi my name is Jim

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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