What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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