What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Obviously not Bob, Idiot What did Bob get for christmas? A glove Actually, I lie. He hasn't unboxed it yet.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Why can't helen keller drive a car? Because she is a woman

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Anti Joke

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