What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Tacos

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What did the kid say when his parents were killed? Nothing. He's a vegetable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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