when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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ASSCHEEKS

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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