When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 went to war and when he came back, he was really messed up. One day he took 2 into a dark alley and beat him up really badly. Now, it's not just 6 who is afraid, but everyone.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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Your mom is so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Six million.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Lemons Lemons who? The fruit

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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