Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Wade's the father

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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how do you get the high score on doodle jump? jump from platform to platform without falling or being attcked by various monsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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Womens rights.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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