What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house? You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbours saw him. I wouldn't worry about it, really.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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