Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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,try this on a girl, say "can I pop your cherry.........soda bottle cap off your cherry soda bottle?"

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

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What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

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Who has big eyes, big ears, and a big mouth? The witness I'm about to murder so he cannot testify against me. Wish me luck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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