What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

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A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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Q. Why did the girl with no legs fall off her bike? A. Somebody threw a refrigerator at her.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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