Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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I'm taken

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Knock knock Shut up

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

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guess what chicken butt

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Maths.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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