What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

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What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

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why is ur dad an alcoholic? he drinks a lot of alcohol

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Roses are red Violets are astronaut This joke didn't make sense I'll kill u with a rake

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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Q: What's the best way to satisfy your hunger A: Eat

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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