why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Roses are red violets are red I think I'm bleeding It's getting in my eyes

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Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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A teacher, a consturction worker, and an army general are on an airplane. The pilot tells them the plane has too much weight, and if they don't each drop one item then the plane will crash. Realizing one item each is obviously not enough weight to throw off, the teacher and the construction worker team up and throw the army genral off the plane. They land safely, and live the rest of their life haunted by their vile actions.

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smell the vitamin C

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Justin Bieber.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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