Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Your Mom The End.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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women's rights.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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