you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? No one knows.

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The red guy lives in the red house, the green guy lives in the green house, and the blue guy lives in the blue house. Who lives in the white house? The purple guy, he just hasn't painted his house yet.

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Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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