Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

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Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

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Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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