Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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what's worse than finding 8 babies in 1 trash can? nuclear warfare

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Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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there is a black guy and a mexican in a car whos driving? a cop

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

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What do Chuck Norris and Oprah Winfrey have in common? They are both white, male, good actors, white, rich, and white. Except for the eagle.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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