A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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Rick Perry.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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