Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

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Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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The NHL playoffs

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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a horse walks into a barn

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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