I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had blonde hair.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What is a vampire's favorite desert? Assuming they are real I dont think they would enjoy it in the daylight, so really there's no point.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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Miscarriages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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