Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Joe: Will you remember me tomorrow? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next week? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next month? Mack: Yes Joe: Will you remember me next year? Mack: Yes Joe: Knock knock Mack: Who's there? Joe: See you forgot me already! Mack: No I didn't Joe, I thought you were going to tell me a knock knock joke. :/

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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You suck big fat slobber

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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whats up with that? i'm from jersy

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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