What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

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Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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