Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Men's Rights

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What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Mmmm, donuts

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a gynochologist named John? John

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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