I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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O'Malley, an Irishman; Adam, a Jew; and Patrick, a gay man, walk into a bar. Oh crap. I just outed Patrick.

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What do u call 4 black men in a car? A: carpooling

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

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