It's your mother, open the door.

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

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^that joke's not funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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