- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

fruit salad?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What's the easiest way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

What do you call a bird with wings? A bird

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Water, please.

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