Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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dassa

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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