What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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