How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

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Black people.

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I woke up today

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Anthony sucks

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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Sex

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You just won the game...

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knock knock whos there .. derp

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roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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