The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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Q: Why did Sally not like her trip to Hawaii? A: A volcano erupted and killed her whole family.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? because i shot it.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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Yo mama so fat she died

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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2 black men beat 9 white men in basketball. Why is this so? They were clearly out numbered.

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