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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What's worse than breaking your leg? Finding out that your family has died due to an infection causing all of them to perish in horrible deaths

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Let's get some comments on this one! Everyone add a comment with a quote from a movie! I'll thumbs-up the best comments!

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

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