How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hi im phill

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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