What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Actually it couldn't even walk because of all the hormones they injected into it in order to genetically enhance it's size and flavor.

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How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

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Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What do you get when you sunflower? Vegan turtles.

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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