Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

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A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

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who is the wildest wild one? matt daly

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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