Women's rights.

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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where's mom I killed her

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the car? We're going to Dairy Queen.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

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Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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You copy and paster!

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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