L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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wood cant chuck wood

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call an underground train full of professors? It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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PIED NINNY!

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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