What would you rather do or drag a board?

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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kk

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Female rights.

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when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

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-Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? -No. -Well niether has he.

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A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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roses are red, violets are blue, no one cares, your adopted.

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What is 33 + 1? Penis

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Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

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Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Roses are blue, Violets are green, I am color blind, You have cancer.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

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What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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