A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

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Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Guy 1: What is long, hard and full of semen? Guy 2: A submarine. Guy 1: No, my penis.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

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Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Anti Joke

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