My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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How many finger does a normal person have? 8...and 2 thumbs!!

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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1.....2.....3.....boom you died

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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There was once a family of termites. There was a Papa termite, a Mama termite, and a baby termite, called Motor. One day they reached a big fat log, and they decided they'd bore through. So first went Papa. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Papa! Next came Mama. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out came Mama! Last came Motor. Bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore bore...then out bored Motor!

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Anti Joke

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