- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

Why was the baby upset? Because it accidentally killed its twin brother by pushing it off the bed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

I'm hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

ruddell and dodds anal

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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