Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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Three head lice are drinking beer on a scalp, then they are killed by a high strength medical shampoo.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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NAACP

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says to the other: "Maybe we should rethink our ways of life and realize why animals are on this planet"

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

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you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What do you call a Jewish cop? Officer.

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Q: Why did the man take a shower? A: because he was dirty.

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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