if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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what did the angry asian man do after chrashing his car? He died later in the hospital that night from a combination of severe head trauma, internal bleeding, and various fractures.

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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What is the easiest way to babysit a black kid? Find an activity that you can both relate to and enjoy. Hopefully after doing this for a while, the youngster will become tired and fall asleep. You can then watch TV, read or talk on your cell phone until his or her parents get home.

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A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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