Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Your mom is so old she died

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar.

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Uh no, yogurt as in the bacteria that they add to milk in order to make the finished product yogurt. You see, while the effect is seen in twins (for example if one twin gets raped, the other gets a fucking sore ass) Sorry, I am still under trance here myself, you get out of it, I am gonna have some fun, go splash some water on your face. I mean people go like "woah that is impossible it only happens in rare cases and so on right?" Fun stuff: Yogurt, you can seal yogurt in a steel container miles away after separating its culture (basically having a colony living together and then moving them away from each other as in 30000 kilometers and sealing them in soundproof safe`s and whatnot. Feed one half of the yogurt, and the other one far far away begins munching into thin air, now keep the food close to the yogurt, and the bacteria will begin "begging for it" (as in when baby chicks notice the parent has arrived with food), and so will the culture of yogurt sealed in a safe 30000 miles away. Why? Living in similar states, brings a natural connection, we are attracted to similarities, and as far as the human knowledge of the LAW of attraction goes, distance is not a factor, look it up, or just believe me.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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