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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A dog just died in my neighborhood last week. It made me sad so I vandelized a church and got put into jail. That made me even MORE sad so I vandelized the jail. Morel of the story: This wasn't grammaticly a story. A story is not 3 sentences. --

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

so an american, a Hispanic, and a Indian walk into a bar in Washington D.C, and the bartender says to the american "I'm sorry, but u have to leave.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Why were corners made? For crying.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

How many dislikes can this get?

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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