Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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Pickles

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

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One day a man walked into a wall

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

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Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

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Knock knock Whos there? ... You got ding dong ditched

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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knock knock who's there? the chicken i just crossed the road to offer you this token of appreciation for helping me screw in a lightbulb

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer procrastinated fixing the latch on the coop. Did his wife warn him this would happen? Yessss! Did he listen? Noooo!

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a fight, who wins The white guy because they were in a fight over when the black guy was going to die.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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