What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, There are so many different endings to this, it makes me just wanna Shoot Myself!

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

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Anti Joke

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