Baseball

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A black man has a job.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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