What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

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why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

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what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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