How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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