What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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Your mumma is so fat she was mistaken for an opera singer in a quite awkward confrontation. she was embarrassed and walked out crying

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Facebook How i met my mother

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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I'm a poet and I just didn't realise

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

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I slipped and fell in the shower today. Good thing my dad caught me

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Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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