What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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