You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

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A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? They were my friends.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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Q)Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? A)Because the P is silent.

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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