Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

A blonde walks into a hairdressers salon. She gets her hair cut.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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