Duck A lays an egg which rolls into Duck B's nest. To whom does the egg technically belong to? Neither, ducks do not have the legal right of ownership.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

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What's worse than finding half of a worm in an apple? a razorblade.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

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what is the color of a burp burple

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I am colorblind, How about you?

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Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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