What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? Photoshop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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ok i got one for ya 2 Penn State coaches walk in to a butt....

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What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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