Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

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heyy emit chase wazzup

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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