Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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I have read the terms and conditions

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Women's rights...

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Why didn't the boy eat his food? because he wasn't hungry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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