Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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If a tree falls, and nobody is around to hear it, does it still make a sound? No. While the falling tree surely creates mechanical oscillations in the air, sound is defined as the mechanical oscillations in the air perceived by humans. Therefore, since no humans were around to hear the tree fall, it did not create a sound.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Men's rights

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Sorry, we don't allow horses in here." The horse then leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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