why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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A black walks into a bar Because it is still around the time of segregation, they don't serve colored people

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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