What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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I jacked off over a blind girl the other day, she never saw me coming

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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ginger

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

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What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Netball.

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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A man wakes up in the hospital after being in a car accident. He begins to yell "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor hurries into the room to find out why the patient is yelling. The doctor then promptly explains that this was due to the crash severing his spinal cord and rendering him paraplegic for the rest of his life. The doctor after explaining this states he'll never walk again, before leaving the patient's room.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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