yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You hit him with an axe How can you release your anger at somebody? Kill them How do you stop a bus? Throw small children at it

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? What? No? I'm here to inform you that your child won't be coming out of that coma, I'm sorry.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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