Hello penis

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead How did the second koala fall out of the tree? it was hit by the first one how did the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought it was a game and jumped off

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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A Jew walks on his way to work. He does not notice the quarter lying on the sidewalk and did not care for the dollar lying on the other side of the road.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

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I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

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If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

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What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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