Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

why did the man die? he had cancer

WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

roses are red violets are blue

Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Call of Duty is a good game.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

What's the worst part about censorship? **** *** **** **** *** **** *** ********.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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