What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating it's way out.

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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