Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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White men's rights

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Win and Beau have no friends

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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G:nock nock B:come in!

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

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Anti Joke

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