why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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only downer about having sex in the dark is........................ when u look out window and guy u thought u were sleeping with waving and laugh

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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Knock knock *runs away laughing*

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's up? Your time.

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Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

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