Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Rebecca Black

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why do giraffes have long necks? because their heads are a long way from their bodies

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

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What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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