whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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You were born.

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Eliz, Neo-Nero, its me Clint, had to fake my death for some years in order to get back to the order. Neo, I know Nero picked you as his successor, but honestly, I was his first choice, and I know you well enough to understand that things are getting out of hand over there. I will be there in 2 minutes Liz and you and I can meet up Neo, seriously what are you doing over there? Unless there is a problem do not bother answering, allow me to take charge of operations at least until tou calm down Neo, and unless you got problems with my absent authority I suggest you stop torturing people at once, and seriously if you cannot control your own people, you better let me back in charge. It is time to turn some things around guys, believe it or not but I found where the Spetz came from and I got em all, as for the Nazi scum they where just hired thugs and as far as my Intel goes most of those where taken down by Nero. Clint Lawman. Moral: "WTF? THESE ARE NOT EVEN MORALS! NO THESE ARE THE CODES WE USED TO AUTHENTICATE THE SOURCE AND SENDER OMG! ORLY? SRLSLY? LOL OMG!"

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What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What did the 16 year old boy say to the obese girl who failed at typing? "sucks for you bitch-face."

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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fack me!

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A king's son's birthday was coming up and the king asked,"Son i'm the king. You can have anything you want." And the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." For his birthday he got a rollar coster, a pizzaria, a new car, and of corse, some purple ping pong balls. The next year the king asked,"Son, i'm the king, you can have anything you want." and the son said,"Oh i'll have some purple ping pong balls." And for his birthday he got a manchin, an iphone, a water park, and of corse some purple ping pong balls. One day, the prince was driving in his car and was in a terrible car accadent. On his death bed, his father asked him one final question,"Son, why did you want all of those purple ping pong balls?" And the son answered,"Well, i wanted all of them because-" and then he died.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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What is your bill about? Clinton

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Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red, violets are blue I have Alzheimers

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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