- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

1+2 = 6

Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

SHUT UP JP

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

a man makes a bad joke

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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