here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

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What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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Needless to say,

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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homework

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My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

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Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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