Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

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Two astronauts go kayaking in the Sahara Desert. How many pancakes does it take to shingle doghouse? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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