John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the black men.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why did people have cold showers in the old days? Because there was no electricity back then, making it hard to heat water to a temperature that was classified as 'warm'.

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Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Generally one, but as the situation varies so does the number.

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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Why did the man die in his office? Because a storm five miles away took down a power line that fell onto a truck igniting the fuel in it causing an explosion that started a forest fire that burned down another power line causing a spark to fly out of the man's phone and into his ear, killing him instantly.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a scotch on the rocks. Realizing how strange this occurrence was, the bartender immediately calls the local news station and tells them there is a talking horse in his place of business and it would be in their best interest to come do a story on it, because the likelihood of them finding another story of this magnitude is quite slim.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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how many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? none their all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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