- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Why can't february march Because april may

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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