What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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Potato salad

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What's black and white and roams the sea floor? A zebra.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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