When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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Why did Timmy start a fire? Because Timmy was a derranged phycopath

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Derp

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

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Justin Bieber.

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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What did the nerd say to the bully? Nothing. The bully killed him before he could say anything.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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