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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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wht does a blonde do with a box of crayons? eat a taco.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

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