How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Penis.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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