How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

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A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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Black People

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dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

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Women's rights

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

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So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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