A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

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GUYS LISTEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANT THIS TO BE THE MOST DISLIKED JOKE EVER !!!!!!!! PLEASE :) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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Richard fell off of a cliff. He can fly.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A piolet you racist!

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your life

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What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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Drunk, a tweeker and a pot head are walking together when they come upon a huge wall with a large, locked gate in the middle of it. The drunk shouts "lesh shmash it down!" then passes out. The tweeker says "Dude, we should totally take the lock apart and see if there's some kind of mechanism in there holding it together that we can use to build some sort of machine for taking... oh man I gotta crap so bad! Either of you guys gota smoke?" and the pot head says "We should sit here and wait." I didn't say it was a good story

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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What what In the butt

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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