Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

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You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

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How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Why did the black man have sex with the white woman? Because they were married.

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woman's rights

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Your mom is so fat, every time she swims in the ocean, north america sinks because of the high water displacement caused by her giant body mass. (V1-V2=m)

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A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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