Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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which one is easiest

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Ehh

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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oh hey.

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Hello.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Small titties.

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Gun Control

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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8===D

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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