Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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ME NAME IS JEFF

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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10inch nice

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Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

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What do you call a man who stole from a thief? A thief, no matter whom you are stealing from the consequences are dire.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Of course, first door on your left

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

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