Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

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Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A frog in a blender

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What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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smug face >:}

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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Your mama is so fat she has to buy plus sized clothes.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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