Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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