what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

thumb_up thumb_down -29

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What's 2+2? Fish

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Justin Bieber hits puberty

thumb_up thumb_down -9

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

GADZOOKS!

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

thumb_up thumb_down +14

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

3

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops