Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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a pig ate a hobo, the hobo was a blind rapist from canada

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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more chocolate?

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im gay

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Anti Joke

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