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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Dear People who are reading this, I am seriously considering suicide. My Mom beats me and my Dad rapes me in the butthole until i bleed. I have no friends and the only way i get my nut off is if it is into a napkin. I often put peanutbutter on my ballsack and have my dog lick it off. It is the only time that i am happy. I have the gun to my head right now and if you wanna talk me out of it. I live in Lincoln, Nebraska. My number is (402)713-9565. Hurry before i run out of time...... and tears. Sincerely, Adam Claypool

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did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Why are black people so stupid an lazy? They aren't. This is a negative social stigma and if you believe it you are a racist.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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