what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Why are butt pirates butt pirates? Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR FRUITS

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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nina...;shut up we are having fun :)

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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