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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

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Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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