Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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You see how lame this is?

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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