haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

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An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

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Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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womens rights

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Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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Q:How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? A:Depends on the volume of said tub.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Anti Joke

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