What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Your social life.

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Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Why was the boy not feeling well? He swallowed a piano.

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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Why didn't he finish his

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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