Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How did th-A fridge.

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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What s the difference between a pigeon ?

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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