What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Sloths

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Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. Except when I said muffins I meant Jews. .. I guess it really isn't that funny anymore.

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what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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