A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

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Jake. Walsh.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What is a vampire's favourite dessert? Vampires aren't real.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Your mom is fat

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Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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You know you are from New York when you live in Manhattan.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

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Whats the difference between a fire hydrant and the color green? They're both green. Except the fire hydrant.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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