Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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