why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What is the difference between Santa, and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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whats white and sticky glue

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a lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for directions. the Bartender takes him into a room and rapes-him

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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penis

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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Why was the boy crying? Because his parents were in a car crash and died and his grandparents were already dead and he got cancer for christmas. And he had no testicles

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Republicans

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A bear woke up from his annual hibernation to find that his stomach is growling. "I sure am hungry." the sleepy bear said. So he found some berries, but spit them out. "These berries are far too bitter." the playful bear said. He then found some honey, however was soon bombarded with a swarm of bees. "That honey is good, but not that good." the jolly bear said. He then stumbled upon a cabin. "I wonder if there is any food in here..." the curteous bear wondered. The events that followed are now reffered to by the locals as the May 20th Massacre. While no witnesses survived, the police reports depict that the Martinez family, a young family of 7 enjoying their memorial day weekend in their New Hampshire cabin, was brutally slain by a blood-thirsty animal who tracked each of them throughout the house in a period of approximately 45 minutes.

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Anti Joke

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