What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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A duck walks into a store and asks the clerk, "do you have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the duck leaves. The next day, the same duck walks back into the store, and asks the clerk if they have any grapes. The clerk, slightly annoyed, says no again, and the duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back in and asks again if they have any grapes. The pissed off clerk says, "No, and if you ask again i'm gonna nail your feet to the floor. The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks back into the store, and this time he asks the clerk, "do you have any nails?" The clerk says, "Yes." The Duck leaves.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

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What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

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why did the chicken cross the street? ... ... ... oh... come on, ask why!

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Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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