How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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there are three girls one said daddy why is my name rose because a rose fell on her head when yur a baby. daddy why is my name feather because a feather fell on your head when your a baby mumamhama, SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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A man decides to commit suicide and jumps from the highest building in New York, he dies instantly on impact... the day was septermber 11th 2001, either way it was the end for the man

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

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What is sticky and smelly - a stick

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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