A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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Your mom walks into a bar.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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How did the baby cross the ocean? It was stapled to a whale.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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