Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Do you need any assistance?

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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Anti Joke

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