What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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