Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

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So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, water and sand are incapable of speech. Unless of course you are Harry Potter in which case you can cast a spell on them and turn them into a cat which still couldn't talk and them from there you could wait for them to evolve which doesn't actually exist so you would have to ask God and then you would wait for a few years than they could say hi.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why did you insult me and then punch me in the face? The hell if you care anymore, I killed you straight after. Neo-Nero. (Rest in peace Nero7 better known as The Moral Man, I hope I can one day live up to your greatness.) Moral: "Keep your spirits up, we are all going to die sometime, but life means nothing if we lose faith in ourselves and each other" Moral 2: "Nero Septimus, that will be my first and last moral that made a figment of fucking sense, if you are watching from whatever comes from life, I know that this is what you would have done, but just so you know and always wanted for us that followed you, I am doing this for my own goddamn fucking self, respects... Now if your ghost is still watching, get the fuck out of my room you damn cripple, and know that your arm is somewhere in the basement because its so goddamn bad ass that it fucking freaks me out, and so fucking heavy that I think you where some sort of superhuman, now gtfo, as you taught us, we cant focus on the goddamn afterlife, if we are gonna get the best out of life and the present, adios amigo"

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

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The Pope

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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