asian, do math

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What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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call of duty world at war

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Quess what the trash man did today? He took my trash.

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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