What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

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q

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Benevolent villain.

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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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what do you call a black man in the dark? missing.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

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Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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