Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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Albino African Americans

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is? Because there are more geese in that line.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Give me thumbs up!

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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So a seal walks into a club...

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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