John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

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The Charlotte Bobcats

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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a mom tell her kid not to play with knives ten years later tells her kid not to play with knives and the kid asks y and the mom says because ur older brother killed his father and himself playing with knives so the kid said mom i promise i wont do that then kils his mom and himself

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Obama

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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