what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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The jinx machine just stole your money... ... this poem was supposed to be funny

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Knock knock Who's There? My name is Jeff

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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i have two hands.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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