What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are....

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Dylan is gay

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

a horse walks into a barn

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

France never surrender.

My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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