Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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A horse walks into a bar... it was accompanied by a blind man for it was a seeing eye pony and the bartender who was not tolerant to blind people turned away the man causing him to recieve dirty glances from the kindly patrons of the bar.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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Miley Cyrus.

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Today I looked at a clock and realized that I was late.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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Anti Joke

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