How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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What did one volcano say to the other? Hey.... wana get some lunch... later, not now of course it's WAAAAY TOO EARLY!

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Wright flyer

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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