A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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what do Jewish people and pizzas have in common? they enjoy parties

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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What's fourteen inches long and purple and can make a woman scream all night? crib death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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