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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a baby sound like when put in the microwave? I don't know, I was masturbating.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "On your face"

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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