Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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