Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because all the mesicans that can run, jump, and swim are already in the U.S.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the working mother get her son for Christmas? Empty promises.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Boobs are nasty!

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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