A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation. ~Yashar - pirater un compte facebook Peace out :)

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What is worse than you commiting suicide? the many years of mourning and threapy your loved ones may have to go though

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:(Sneeze) :Bless You :Thank You! :Mention it :Thank You!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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your a vagina says you, you're a tit

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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why is thus joke stupid? because it is! deal with it!

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