Knock knock. Come in.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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