How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

womens rights

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

The lion swallowed his pride.

Izzy and Zayn Malick got married. Then Zayn asked for a divorce due to their age difference..

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

That is so fetch

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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