A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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Guy: I have a penis growing out of my crotch. Girl: Hah, sucks to be you! Guy: Yeah.

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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women leaving the kitchen

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Q:How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A:Just Juan.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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test

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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why does column have a letter n?

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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There is an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman and they are climbing up a mountain, when they reach the top and decide to climb down again.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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