Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did Steven Hawking get for Christmas? ------ ------ ------ A bike.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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im black

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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