How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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What did the kind hearted wolf do when he saw the small, helpless, fluffy bunny? He ate it.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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THe Election

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What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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What did the man do with his bread He ate it

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

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Your momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she orders salad.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poke her face? No slap her bum!

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

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What's the difference between a carrot and an elephant? The carrot is orange.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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