how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Penis

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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How did the poor young women get Aids? She got raped.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

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What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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