Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What do you call a blonde on the Moon? That depends on what her name is.

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Not all black people are skilled at basketball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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