how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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throbbing slobber

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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The Morman Religion.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

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What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Anti Joke

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