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Four blondes are driving to Disney World. When they are in Florida, there is a sign that says "Disney left" Upset, they make a u-turn and go home.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

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whats better than shoes feet

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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I woke up today

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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