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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

What is the favorite song of Lady Di? no, that is a dead person and must be respected.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Black people are clen.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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