it was a breazy night my pecker was shriveld up like a loose bit of ham. i tucked it in between my legs and dicided to pull my pants down to my ancles and began to run like a sissy. i saw a stumpy little juice ed in the distance it was peter andre he told me that he wanted a slut fucken and said he wanted to pull my banjo right back to the balls and suck it till the moon goes down i cumed all over his glasses then we began to kiss i bent over for him and he stook is fat fucken trout in my dark tight cave there was swet dripping from my cock aka carl mcvittie

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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whats 7+4? 74

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What is the worst part about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the gas chamber.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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