what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Seven

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!" She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking I stepped out of the circle."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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What's worse than falling off your bike? Getting hit by a truck.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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