Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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What do you call a gay Jew? I don't know, but Jews are cool.

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A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Why was Jimmy afraid of coming out of the closet? He had agoraphobia.

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Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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Penis

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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when debbie meets downer

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Rock mattress.

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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