~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Anti Joke

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