What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

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A man entered into a house, because it hadn't any door.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was shot. why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one. why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? it thought they were playing a game. why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? it thought it was a koala. why'd the man fall of his bike? it was hit by 3 koala's and a refrigerator.

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the boy engage in oral sex with the other boy. He was a hormonal homosexual.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Why was the fish disappointed with his grades? They were all below C-level!

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So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

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