Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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Two arabs fly into a bar.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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I am on a escalator.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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i am and me is i

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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