- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Screw it you write the joke.

'Knock' 'Knock' Who's there? Open the door and you will find out douche.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

National security?

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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