What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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What do you call a black lifeguard? Ironic.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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