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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

A priest and a prostitute are sitting next to each other on a bus. The priest asks her what she does, and she says "I sell my body to strange men." The priest then explains to her about Christianity, and she gives up her ways and becomes a devout Christian.

Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

What's worse than the Broncos losing the Superbowl? Your iPhone not working anymore

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Row, row, row your... Canoe.

Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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