A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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How do you count all the jews in a village? The United States Census Bureau usually has reliable data so I would start there

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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Women's rights.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Melanin!

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I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

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What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

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Tucker Rivera

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

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How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

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were at work systems r down

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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