Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure, but the farmer must be very upset about the loss of one of his chickens.

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A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

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Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Asian women drivers...

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Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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