- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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