The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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