what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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PENIS THAT IS ALL!

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

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What do you call a blind fish? Amblyopsidae.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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Neil is a reterd.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Three facts 1. You are reading this. 2. You realized that is a stupid fact. 3. You are leaving because this was a stupid joke.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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