whats yellow? lots of things.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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Jackson gets a new phone he drops it what does he have. (a beating )

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What has four legs, is green and furry, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

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I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac. Unless they were having sex with my corpse.

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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Anti Joke

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