Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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What is worse

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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hi

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? You said you'd never forget.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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Anti Joke

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