Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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(insert antijoke here

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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