A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Wanna hear a joke? Good, go ask a comedian.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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Lacrosse

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What is worse

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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