MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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What's black and buried in my backyard? An African American, I'm a member of the Ku Klux Klan

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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