How do you get pikachu on a bus? You don't pokemon are fictional characters

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Three women are sent to heaven. Theres a blond , brunette , and a redhead. There are 100 steps to heaven and on every step god tells you a joke and you cant laugh. The redhead makes it to step 23 then laughs. The brunette makes it to step 67 then laughs. Finally the blond make it all the way to the 100th step and before god can tell the joke she laughs. God asks why are u laughing? And the blond says " i just got the 1st one"!

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Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops. What's worse than being raped by a Triceratops? Being gang raped by a herd of Triceratops.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your carmel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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