Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Dick in your vagina fuck cock cunt shit

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Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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