What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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alex is cool

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why couldn't Tommy pick up the bunny? Because the bunny was schizophrenic and Tommy wasn't real.

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Netflix and chill

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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