I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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what's worse than getting an unwarranted parking ticket? Serving a life sentence for killing the meter man.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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