How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Knock knock *silence* Knock knock *silence* KNOCK KNOCK! Hey! Can't you read the sign?! It's says "Do Not Disturb!"

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Two jewish men walk into the butcher shop. They buy a pound of ground beef and nothing else.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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