What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

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