this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

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A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

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Who let the dogs out? The pet shop.

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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-Knock knock. -Who's there? -Doctor. -Docter who? -Yes...

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Glaucoma.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

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