A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

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Hey "Oren" its Red, sorry but I got to go now. How you been doing? Kinda missed you over here. So you actually care about how you sound now?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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I read the terms of service.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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