What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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jack and jill climbed up the hill but they were bagels

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 5 comfortably

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cactus and you are a Jew EJ

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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swag

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

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Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

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