A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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