why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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