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One day in Africa there was a family of Americans touring an African village. They were a happily married couple with a four year old son. This day however was a very sad day because a group of elephants came trampling through the village. The couple left there kids inside and went to help control the elephants. however the elephants killed them all with their feet. Now the little boy wandered outside because after all he was just a little boy. He was about to be killed when a baby elephant calmed down his mom, so he saved his life. The baby elephant then took the little boy back to the airport by which the married couple came because elephants are very smart. The boy didnt want to leave his new found friend the baby elephant but the little boy was then sent back and lived with his Uncle. When he was older, he had a child of his own, a little boy. One day he decided to take his son to a circus, that was from Africa. He didnt realize there would be elephants there. This day the elephants got spooked by a mice and started to stomp all around. Then the man realized his son was missing. He looked down to find his son about to be stomped on by this old elephant. Just as the elephant was about to stomp he and the man made eye contact. The man thought noticed the look in that elephants eyes, like he reconized them. He thought mabye, just mabye it was the same elephant he was saved by. Turns out it wasn't and the elephant killed his son.

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What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

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How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

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What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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What is White over Black? Society.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

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Anti Joke

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