- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but if you set him on fire, he'll die

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? At the bottom.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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