What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A baby playing in a plastic bag. How do you make a man pregnant? Stick a dead baby up his ass! How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole? Stick a javelin through it's head. How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them. -S

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

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Why did the wiener dog fight the cock. Because it was a cock-fight.

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This is not a joke

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hi jonny

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

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can you pass the soap?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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