- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

how long has dibey got left like :)

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Did you hear about Big Chief Running Water? Probably not. Indoor plumbing was invented after Europeans murdered his ancestors.

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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