What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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religion.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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69

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? As they can't find any, they are just squirrels, they can not asist little timmy choking on the lightbulb rolling around on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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