How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Your mom.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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what happens when two small children jump into a pool full of pedophiles? They splash around and have fun

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Ken wins!

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what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Anti Joke

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