Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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What do you say to a black man with a gun? Don't shoot me.

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I can't see my forehead

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Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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like most people my age. im 27

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Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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the WNBA

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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