q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Q-What do you call kids who go to school? A- Students.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Anal cheese curds.

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What Did The Boy With No Arms Or Legs Get For Christmas? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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