Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

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q: whys this website gay a: kids like jaali,pawgee, and mutt

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what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

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What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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Why did it suck to be a black jew during the Holocaust? cause you had to go to the back of the oven

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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We are lawyers

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Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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American healthcare.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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