One night you tell your mom to make you a sandwich, the next day in school you ate a delicious peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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