What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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Jasper sucks.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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Gays

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Ham sandwich

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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