What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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Thumbs down this! Please, i wanna see how many thumbs down this can get!!!

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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Junior's love life.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

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What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Sloths

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