A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

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Mogok Papiti.

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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What do you call a black man running with a TV? A hard working individual who is in a rush to watch his new TV that he bought.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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