What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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you know what is so funny?! jokes..................................

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Q. Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A. Because he slipped on his moms three day old tampon.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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