- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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