wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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Q: Whats worse than having a dead car battery? A: Going to prison and getting raped by a black guy

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Why was the little boy crying? His whole family died.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The Police The Police Who? Uhm, Ma'am your son just died in a car wreck

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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A christian, a Jew, and a muslim walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have a good night because no one knows they are all of different religions.

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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George Bush.

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