How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

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where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

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All the planets are named after gods Ours is named after dirt....

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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crap!!

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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