"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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Why did the black man begin to cry when his friend aimed a gun at a watermelon? Because if he were to shoot it would be a waste of perfectly good food.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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A man buys a prius

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Three Jews walk into a bar... I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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