- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Your life That's the joke

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Want to hear a funny joke? Sure. Women's Rights. That's not even a joke. You don't get it. It's not even a sentence.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Three men walk into a Bar.... You'd have thought at least one of them would have seen it !

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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