Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Safe sex MR

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Why do Black people love chicken? Because it is delicious.

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Womens Sports

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

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It says so on your cap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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