one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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How many dead kittens can you fit into a trunk? -19

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Ol-ive

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Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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