Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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whats better than sex? cookies

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How do you make a dyke moan? Insert a BEAVER in it!

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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here kitty kitty

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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