what is 6 + 8 a math equation

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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Ask me how old my cat is. How old's your cat? I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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A priest walks into a bar, which is suprising because priests don't usually go to bars.

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What do you call a man holding a bible? A man holding a bible. What do you call a woman holding a bible? A women holding a bible. What do you call a man and a women holding a bible? A man and a women holding a bible.

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Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What's 9 +10 19

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Good job, son.

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