Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Why couldn't the unicorn fly? It was a horse.

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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what did barrack obama say to the jew osama bin ladins a bitch

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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