What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

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why did the woman cross the road? to get to her full time job as a lawyer.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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does this look unsure to you?

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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alert('hiiii');

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Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

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Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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meme

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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Why do Indian people smell like curry? They don't. Its an ignorant misconception.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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