Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he’d rather be road kill, than be in the KFC right across the street,inside a kids meal,dead.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is common to find chickens and other wild and/or domesticated animals roaming through the streets in a multitude of countries.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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CFL

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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What's the worst thing to find in an empty box? Nothing,It's empty

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What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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