why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your Apple ? The holocust .

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Your mom went to college

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Roses are Red Violets are Gay This poem makes no sense Octopus

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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