Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Lil' Wayne

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What do the Japanese hate more than sitting in traffic? tsunamis.

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7>6

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How did bob survive the explosion? He wasn't at the explosion.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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