What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Sea World Japan.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the sahara dessert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

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What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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Why did The chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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