what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

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why did the lion get lost? because the jungle is massive.

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