What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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women's rights

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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Anti Joke

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