Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Starter clothing

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What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

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A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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knock knock your gay

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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