- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

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How do you treat a homeless man? Like any other person, you disgusting fuck.

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Knock knock. *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

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Cinema summer shits coming this year! Reboot edition ONE! Rocky BarBoler a older man with dreams of becoming a true boxing champion!... but will he succeed against the champion Apollo thirteen? Watch ROCKY To find out. Starring Mike Tyson as Rocky, and Justin Bieber as Apollo thirteen (Do I need remind you Rocky lost in his first movie?, Well that one is for you "Beleibers" because in the end you are misguided cuties.. most way to young for me, but you are as cute as you are silly). Moral: Loves cute girls... especially those over 16... legal age here... good luck calling us all pedophiles... They mature fast here, "beliebe" me, twelve year olds have fully grown boobs... what did you think I meant by cute? RAWR! Look but no touch is a okay for me mama Luigi. I just tend to call me once they turn 16...

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

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Drunk guy... Hey i just maybe And this is number But here's my crazy So call me met you

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Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face.

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ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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