A black man, an Asian man, and a Mexican man jump off a bridge. They were all suffering from chronic depression and couldn't take the pressures of life anymore.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

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Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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