Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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Men's rights

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What animal is green and eats rocks? The green rockeater

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A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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Why did Jim fall out of the tree? Because Jim is a leaf.

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Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't pick up the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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