What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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God is real.

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Q. What is brown and sticky? A. Creosote.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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Want to hear a joke? I'm sorry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm random but can still rhyme Hatsune Miku

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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