Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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what do u call a black man a black man

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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Internet Explorer

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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