- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

A man walked into a bar with his friend. He drinks a certain amount of beers, and has his friend safely drive him home.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

Robert Mugabe.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

One time I walked into a fat kid..

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

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