Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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What happened to the starving african kid? He died

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Chocolate rain Awesome!

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where is the world?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Democracy.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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Hahaha

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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Why couldn't the old lady take her Afghan Hound to the vet after the dog had been brutally harassed? She was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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