What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Nobody likes you.

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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So you are "The Nero" are you not? How ironic... ...I got nothing on you, let me ask you however, why did you quit the underground society? What changed your lifestyle so much? I mean I accept that you did not do it out of fear or cowardice, but why did you leave it up to the rest of us to try to hold together the last remains of freedom and social information? What? To use your techniques in order to entrance people into buying your books? How is that so different? I am not saying that I consider your methods lesser, because nobody here does, but if you can explain how this makes you better, I would appreciate it, I am certain that most people would.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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