What's worse then ten dead babies being nailed to a tree? Being the one to take them down.

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car, Robin.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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poop

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What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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