A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Come In!

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Why does Frank hate Jim? He killed his son.

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Knock knock (No one is home)

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Women's rights

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

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What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

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Listen, I do not really care anymore, I admit it, I dont mind screwing with people, but if your name is Tifa, my name is lets see... Solid Snake, yeah, but call me big boss. Listen, be honest with me, if you do not trust me, just do not give me a random name, Tifa as in Tifa Lockheart? Final Fantasy? Wake up, girl/guy, you are losing your touch at this.

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An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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