- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Woman.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

A smart kid just answered a question in class, a blonde girl then says "Nerd, your always answering all the questions". The teacher then says "Hey thats not nice, he could be your boss one day." The smart kid quickly replies "Highly unlikely, i do not plan on being a pimp when i grow up".

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

Well this is pointless.....

How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

What is green and slow Grass.

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

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