How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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A guy walks into a bar. He puts an icepack on his head so it doesn't swell, and decides to go out for a drink. He walks into a bar and thinks to himself, "that's twice today, maybe I should just go home."

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What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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