Knock, knock. *answers door*

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Women's Rights

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What happens to a red rock when you throw it in a blue sea? It gets wet

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

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A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

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What did one Pokemon say to the other pokemon? We are fake.

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How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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