Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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You all have Aids

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Cheese and toast

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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