- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

a women walks into a room and says she got a good job..wait thats not possible..

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Knock Knock Who's there? A package, the UPS man is already back in his truck.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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