If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

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What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

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Internet Explorer

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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