an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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So a dolphin is dropped off at a park and dies because he was out of the water to long.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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