Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What is the difference between a dog and a North Korean tank. When I see a dog I think wow, what a cute dog. When I see a North Korean tank I run away screaming, as do many others, and I hope the marines come and save us.

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What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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