Once upon a time there was a pure and beautiful girl who lived with her step-mother and her two step-sisters. They made her live in the basement and had her do all the chores while they went to parties. Then social workers came and relocated her to a foster family.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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so... how about that airplane food

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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

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Your in a building there's no windows ,doors and a sement floors and u only have a mirror and a table how do you get out You look in the mirror see what u saw take the saw saw the table in half two halfs make a hole clime out the hole

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

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Poop

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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