what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Watch your lips.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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why does king kong so fat? because he eats to much

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

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Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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diarrhea.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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