- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What is long and black? The line at KFC

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

like my drawing of a white person?

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Yo mama's so old, she might die soon

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

Whats the difference between an American and a Frenchman? The language they speak.

Why are black people ghetto? Because they are black.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What can make you pee? Liquid

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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