A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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knock knock who's there i lost my wallet my nan died

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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Four men were walking, and three of them walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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A man walks into a restaurant and ordered a soup. Then, he called the waiter and said the soup tasted funny. The waiter said, "so laugh". the man then killed the guy and sips the soup while laughing.

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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what did the black guy say to the other black guy? good morning

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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