Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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quantum physics?

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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im telling maguire

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

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How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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