2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

Jewwy Jewstein

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

womens sports...

its snowing on mount fuji

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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