Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why does Mike Tyson always win his fights? Because he hides in a refridgerator

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You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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ass in my face ? no

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women's rights.

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How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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What's the difference between a monkey wrench and a snow cone? A lot.

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knock knock go away

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

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It was the eve of December and a man was using a blanket why? because it was cold and he wanted to be able to function properly at work so his boss would not get mad at him because he respected his boss and wanted to make him happy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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