what do you do if you catch syphilis from a Swedish prostitute? seek the help of a medical professional.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding it in your nose.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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