A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Why did the fish swim away from the boat when the fishermen put him back in the water? Because he obviously wasn't gonna get back in the boat.

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. He quickly pulled out a .44 magnum and murdered her violently.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Whats the easiest way to solve problems in Haiti? Nuke them.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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You copy and paster!

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Knock knock Go away

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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