Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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What's green and blue? yellow

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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Why was the man tired at his soccer game? Because he did not sleep well the night before

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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