- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Your mom.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

A man dreamt that he was eating a marshmallow. He ate his dog.

What is the crunchiest part of a Vegetable? It depends if by Vegetable you mean the food or the disabled human incapable of carrying out simple, daily tasks, in which case this joke would be referring to canibalism.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Why is the child screaming? Because he just woke up from a bad dream.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

whats red that looks like ketchup taste like ketchup and is't tomato sorce? ketchup

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

Please don't shoot me

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