What's the Capitol of Washington dc? W

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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Get it? More.

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Question: How did the little girl die Answer: cancer and AIDS

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* anti-punchline

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

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Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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