Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What do you call a black astronaut? It depends on what his name is.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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I <3 Hitler

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a cow blood everywhere

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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You are so ugly that plastic surgery may be an option for you to consider.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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I am just not using any mentalism nor any of those techniques anymore that is all, is it alright if I call you now?

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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