A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

Yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned for her health.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Why didn't the [any object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. Why didn't the [other object] catch on fire? Because there was water on it. [repeat ad infinitum]

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

You know what's natural? Bears.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What is white black and Chinese A panda

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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