Roses are red Violets are blue and oranges are orange nothing rhymes with orange

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

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That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Bill: Did you hear about the black guy that went to college? John: No. Bill: me neither...

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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What the black guy say to the Jew during the blizzard? I think it's snowing.

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what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

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Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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youre gay

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