- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Pickles are powerful

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Godzilla steps on a bar and orders a Scotch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

How did the mexican get into the United States of America? Legally.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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