A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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womans having rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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Anti Joke

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