- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

women's rights.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Women's sports.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

eoin burgin is fat

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

white or wheat? wheat please.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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