Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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What's more fun than nailing babies to a wall? Ripping them off again.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

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Anti Joke

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