Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Transformers: Shadow of the Dark Risen Monday. The Autobots starring in more explosions, more random fighting! Zero narrative nor explanations! One constant explosion trough the whole movie! But do not worry! Did you believe that the final battle versus Optimus Prime and his evil Dimensional counterpart Optimal Evilus would be the ones fighting at standing at the end? NO! This is far more exciting! 16 year old Nick is seeking the love of his life in the 42 year old grandmother Mirabella Torres, and ends up proving his love by pushing the button that instantly kills Optimal Evilus`s ultimate form Evilus Supreme! "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?" Honest reviews. "Yeah we love it that part where Optimus Prime forgets who is fighting and beats the shit out of Jazz and his totally non racist MonkeyBot Obamabus, seriously, this needs to die" Transformers lovers. "You gotta love that scene where Megatron starts blowing up his own allies because explosions!" Transformersmoviefans.com. "So why did Optimus Prime refuse to kill his Evil dimensional brother thing? I mean he was from another dimension, why did he go around like "NO HE IS MY BROTHER IN SOME DIMENSION! YOU MUST INSERT THE SPARK INSIDE ME DEEP INSIDE ME NICKY! DEEPER!" People Magazine. "So this time they just made the Decepticon`s weakness a button so small only a human can push it huh?" People... Just people. "MY EAAAAAAAAARSSSS!" MICHAELBAYGAVEMEPTSD.ORG. Moral: Wow it says skynet is watching all the time now at solvemedia, unexpected considering the first thing I posted was the terminator XXXV thing. So, is it some sort of easter egg feature? I mean I would not believe myself if someone told me that.... Which is actually what makes this kinda creepy...

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guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

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What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

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Mahmy

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What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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