One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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live babies

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What's worse than your dad dying in a car crash? Your mom being in the same car.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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Your mother

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

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Rylan Clark

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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