What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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A black kid, an Asian kid, and a Jewish kid walk into a barrier. They are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and they walk straight through the barrier onto Platform 9 3/4.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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Vagina-Boob

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Take wrong turns

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

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What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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