Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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balls in ya mouf

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american government

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the boy fail gym? He had cancer and had to amputate both of his legs.

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Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

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What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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