Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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