why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own? because it was two tired

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

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What's a small person? A midget

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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I have a really funny joke.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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What do Jim Carrey, Kim Jing-un and Justin Bieber have in common? A penis.

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Q: What has one eye but cannot see? A: A blind cyclops

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Why did the blonde shoot her dog? Because it had rabies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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