A homeless man comes home from work.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Dakota Fanning

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Why is your face? Because.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Pen15

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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