Paddy and Murphy are walking down the street, Paddy says to Murphy, "Alright Murphy? How's the kids?" Murphy says to Paddy, "Not bad, thanks."

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How come George hit his face when he fell? He had no arms.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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My love life

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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