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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

You know what assuming leads to... .....Assumptions.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 1. Discovering your "girlfriend" is a man 2. The Holocaust 3. Being Raped 4. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid 5. Being Raped by a Giant Scorpion-Panda Hybrid who doesn't wear protection.

A labrador, a chihuahua, and a great dane walk onto a bar. They are strays and were brought to the pound where they were more than likely put down or adopted.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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