Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

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YOLO

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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How many bodies can you stuff into a oven? Who tries figure that out? I'm calling the cops.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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