Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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roses are red violets are blue your sister is pretty what happend to u??

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Patient: Hey doc, I think I might have a tumor... Doc: Don't worry, it's all in your head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a piece of toast.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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What did the catholic priest say at the AA meeting? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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No joke.

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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