Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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Why do Pelicans stand on one leg? Because if they stood on none, they'd fall over.

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What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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How's your mum? she's dead..

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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Q: what do you call someone on Anti Jokes A: Someone with no friends trying to find a funny joke to make friends.

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A bass player walks past a bar.......... "hey, it could happen"...

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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