A muslim paints Mohammed

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting rape.d by a giant scorpion.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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