Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

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What did the drunk man say to his wife? "I love you, Honey"

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

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how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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whats funny with two wheels? A kid falling off his bike

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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hi hi stop! no yes no no stop no grr lol i will get you back not if i fool grrrrrrr BOOM BOOMBOTH:GRRR BOOM BOOM lol lol both:grrrr THE END BY STICK SMOKER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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