Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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What is funny about a child with down syndrome? Nothing.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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whats really hot the sun

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Anti Joke

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