What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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Terry is at his job, when he drops his cookie on the floor. His coworker accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his coworker. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. Turns out Terry is black.

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