What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

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What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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A genie came out of a lamp explain?

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Oh

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Violets are red. Roses are blue. I am drunk, and i'm about to spew.

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Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Why did the chicken was the boat see the genie yes but dog said meow? Last night when you were sleeping, I took a dump in your shoes and used your toothbrush to wipe my butt. Then I took your wallet and flushed down the toilet.

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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If you were a cactus, why?

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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