So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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A man. That is all.

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a guy had 6 fingers& every1 called him john.y????? bcaz his name was john

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There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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