What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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