Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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why did the fat guy become fat ...COD..

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no possible way for humans and chickens to communicate with each other. Therefore we cannot know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. Bars serve people of all religions.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to foodstuffs.

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A man gets home from work late at night and his wife is already asleep. Then he remembers that he forgot some important papers and has to drive back to work to get them.

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Why is there no Aspirin in the rain forest? Because it wouldn't be financially viable to try and sell pharmaceuticals in the vastly unpopulated rain forest.

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Two guys walk into a bar to get out of the rain and have a drink after a long day of work. The first guy orders a bottle of imported beer sits down and begins to drink. After waiting his turn the second guy also orders a bottle of imported beer but because he is Polish he does it incorrectly and awkwardly

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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender goes to get him a drink, but then realizes how ridiculous this is and wakes up from his dream. He rolls over to tell his wife about it, but she ignores him. He begins to cry silently, realizing his marriage is in shambles.

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There was a blonde, brunette and a red head on an island. The blond was on holiday, the brunette lived there and the red head was there on business, it was a very large and industrial island.

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A scientists walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him, and asks him what he wants to drink. The scientist replies, "Just a coke, today. I'm driving."

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A dog walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out as animals are not allowed.

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So a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. The bartender, realizing that cats cannot talk nor do they posses higher brain functions, realizes he must be dreaming.

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Yo mama's so poor she is on welfare.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a chinese man all walk in to a magic shop, at different times in the day to buy different products.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man? A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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