What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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womens rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

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What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

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What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did little Jonny drop his ice cream? He was his by a bus? Why did the Kuala fall out the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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