Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A white man, a black man, an Asian man, a Mexican man, a subasian man, an Austrailian man, and a Canadian white man. That's it.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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You're adopted.

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What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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why did the cow cross the road? n i g g e r

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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Turtles

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A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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