- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

VAL SUCKS

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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