A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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