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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

guess what chicken butt

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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