My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

How does shit taste?\ Good.

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Q: Whats more fun that nailing babys to a fence? A: Ripping them off.

say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

PUDDING

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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