A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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Women's rights.

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i just pooped that is all!

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why was the Nazi killed? for crimes against Humanity

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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dj miky

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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Women can vote? WTF

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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