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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Muffin 1: Gosh it's hot in here. Muffin 2: Holy Crap! A talking muffin!

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Barbara Streisand

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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