Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Why shouldn't 6 guys sleep naked in the same bed? They would not fit

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A baby walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "what'll ya have, Sport?" The baby's family runs in with a video camera screaming for joy over his first steps.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

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Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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You sick fiend

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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