A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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Why'd the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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knock knock GO AWAY I'M IN THE SHOWER

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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Why was the man crying? Because he was punched in the stomach.

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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