A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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What did the brick say to the face? Nothing bricks don't talk.

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A man walked into a store and asked if he could use the restroom. They found this acceptable and let him use it.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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The Big Band Theory

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Keira Knightley walked in to a coffee shop. The man behind the counter said "Wow, you're Keira Knightley!". Keira replied, "No, actually I am just one of your many masturbatory fantasies. You are currently staring at an old lady that just asked you for a latte". "Oh, by the way. You are drooling and have an erection."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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