knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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Miscarriages.

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

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Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

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what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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