A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Chuck Norris can watch TV.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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