What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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So a gay guy walks in a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind, get out." The gay says he will drink in the corner. Later, a construction worker walks into the bar. He says," Man, I'm so thirsty I could drink the sweat off a cows balls." The gay guy in the corners says," Mooooooooo."

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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