How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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Runescape.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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what do you call a pig that knows karate? pork-chop!

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

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What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

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I hope you take your own wise words to heart Nero, how would you like to claim to be me and get our ship somewhat on land before it all goes to pieces? After all I have been claiming to be you for a long long time.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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