How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

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A woman is terminally ill in the hospital and her family is trying to decide what her last meal should be. Her older sister suggests tea and the idea is accepted enthusiastically. The other sister suggests making jasmin tea and the ill woman's son also suggests toast. The woman's husband looks down at the orange he had just peeled for his wife and looks up at the rest of them. moments later he shoots the three of them and then himself. All were found dead. http://www.dispatch.com/content/stories/local/2012/01/11/food-tiff-ends-in-deaths.html

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

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Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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Anti Joke

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