what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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Who is a better president, Bush or Obama? Both have their Pros and Cons.

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How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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What do you call a blond in a library? A girl that likes to read.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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