It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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LOL May Wong

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

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Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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