- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Q: What do you call a unicorn on a mountain? A: Freaking sick.

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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