whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Jess Burns

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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snowglobe

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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