- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Police Officer: Please step out of the car, sir Jimmy: Xbox...

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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