i can't stand cripple jokes

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

A man walks in to a bar, so he got hurt.

Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

what did johnny's mom do for his 50th birthday? she died

whats yellow after cani...nathan

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

what do you call it when justin beiber makes a sex tape with selina gomez? lesbian porn.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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