What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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willie revilame

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Women's rights.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Jovan

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How are a cow and a wall the same? They both go "moo". Except for the wall.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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