Your Mom was so fat he made herself Liposuction Twice

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Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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