A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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Why did the black guy hit his head while walking through a doorway? Because he was tall.

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Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

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Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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EVERYBODY GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS AND LETS SEE IF WE CAN TAKE OVER THE MOST LIKED JOKE.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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