Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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justin bieber

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Yah? Well your a ********

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

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Q: How do you get a jewish girls number? A: You roll up her sleeve

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Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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Ancient Greeks rights

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Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

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i hate anti-jokes ;)

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the car cross the road? Green light

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How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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