- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set. Cuz she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

what did sushi A say to sushi B? Nothing, because sushi is composed of aboitic fish, rice and other nutritious components and cannot speak

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

If I said "This AntiJoke will get thumbs up" It will get thumbs up

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

whats arrogant, has blonde hair and belongs in the kitchen? Gordon Ramsay

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

if i could change the alphabet, i wouldn't its perfectly fine the way it is.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

It says so on your cap.

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