- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you see theres this guy.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Iggy Azalea

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

A bar walks into a man

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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