Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Three women, a blonde a brunette and a readhead, jump out of an airplane without wearing parachutes. And this is why women should stay in the kitchen.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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There's a car about to hit me.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Mogok Papiti.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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Your mommas so fat that she may die.

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yada yada

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What do you call a gay on steroids? Noah Zimmerman!

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If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

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so how about that irline food

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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Hi

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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