if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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Why are tootsie rolls brown? because they are....

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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A paralysed man falls over.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

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Nick Cannon

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Why did the 14 year old girl have sex? Because she's in love with her boyfriend and that's how she expresses it.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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