- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

i killed my family

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

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