Knock knock Who's there? Not you

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Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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Ebola

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

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A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

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Gay republicans

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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How do you start a fire in the woods? Call Cole Ryder!

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A man walks into a Scottish bar and sits down. Another man sitting at the end of the bar recognizes him and says "Hello, I've heard of you, I must ask, how did you get your name?" He replies, "You see that wall out there, protecting the town? I built it with me own 2 hands, so they call me Jon the Wallbuilder.

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