Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(*<>*)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and realising it has a worm in it? subsequently realising that the worm is a Swamp Adder, the worlds smallest venemous snake. Then you look up and realise you're in the Sahara Desert. You wonder where the snake came from and how it got in the apple.. Then you slowly die.

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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Their is a stripper, a prostitute, and a pole dancer on a plane that is about to crash. They all die.

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