This is not a joke.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

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why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

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The Detroit Lions

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Anyone can post anything.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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