why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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Why did the autistic man cross the road? He was also depressed. It was a highway.

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I'm Polish.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

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Once there was a man, he was accused of false accusations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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