Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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its snowing on mount fuji

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

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Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Comedy.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What's worse than getting a jigsaw puzzle for your birthday? Slavery

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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A mexican, Japanese, and American man are eating lunch one day at work by the window. The Mexican says, "Wow! If I get a taco one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The Japanese man says, "Wow! If I get a bowl or ramen one more time for lunch, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The American says" If I get grilled cheese one more time, I'm gonna jump off this window!" The next day, the mexican jumped off because he got a taco. Then, the japanese man jumped off for getting ramen. Then, the American jumped off for getting a grilled cheese sandwhich. At the funeral, the mexican wife said, "Oh if i knew he was gonna jump, I would'nt have packed it." The japanese wife said, "If I knew he was gonna jump, I wouldn't have packed it either." The American wife didn't say anything because she was hit by a bus.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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