Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

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What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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