John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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