how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing jews dont celebrate christmas.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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