Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

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DESERT

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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There's a black man and a mexican in a car who's driving ? The black man because the mexican is intoxicated and they both want to prevent serious injury or death

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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how does peploe get around they walk

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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