Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

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Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Probably not too much considering the socio-economic climate present in the majority of African American communities in our country.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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Anti Joke

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