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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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My name is Jeff

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What did the chicken say to the dog? Well, since chickens can't talk, they both stood there in an awkward silence.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Get on the boat.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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