What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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Yes!

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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sweaty black guy

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What's the best joke in the world? This one.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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