A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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hi, im sober.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

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Watch your lips.

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A hayride would be fun.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

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How many dead babes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? its not possible because there all dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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i cannot get my penis to rise to the occasion, it is the holocaust tho..

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Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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