gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Hello I'm a fat kid

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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