Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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