Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

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When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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women's rights, lol

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Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

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What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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