one stop shop

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I have aids

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Lets just say I work for some important people, not the feds that is for sure, ill tell you when we meet, not here. As for my condition, lets just say that I am profusely bleeding noseblood now and that is because I forgot to take my medication, and if I had no medicaions at all, I would have begun bleeding out of me ears end eye sockets, and ironically id die from a lot of other shit before bleeding to death, so thats not even the case. Its nothing common, but I bet people could find out about it pretty fast on wikipedia, and as much as I like throwing shit on random people here, I dont like bothering anyone with my problems, in this case, it came kinda sudden and unexpected, and I dont mind sharing my deepest aspects including this with my best friends, of which one of them you clearly are love.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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Anti Joke

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