A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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What do all of these jokes have in common? They're not funny. You see, the definition of an anti-joke is a "type of indirect humor that involves the joke-teller delivering something which is deliberately not funny, or lacking in intrinsic meaning. The audience is expecting something humorous, and when this does not happen, the irony itself is of comedic value." As this is a page full of anti-jokes, we know to expect the unfunny - thus robbing us of the experience of an anti-joke.

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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