What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? When I see a Porsche on the street, I think to myself, "that's a nice car," but when I see a pile of dead babies on the street I scream, "OH DEAR GOD WHY?!?! WHY?!?! WHERE IS THE MONSTER THAT KILLED THESE POOR BABIES?!?!" I then quickly alert the authorities of the hideous crime before vomiting profusely and crying until my tear ducts run dry. I sustain irreversible psychological damage and the image of hundreds of cruelly murdered infants prevents me from sleeping at night.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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