- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why can't jokes spit?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Dyslexics are teople poo

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Knock Knock! .... Knock Knock! ... There seems to be nobody at home...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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