hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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the cow goes moo

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What do you call a blonde who likes to read? A bookworm.

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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your gay

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