why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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You wanna hear an inside joke? That was one of them.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Q: What did the dog say the cat? A: nothing, because dogs cannot speak, and even if they could, I highly doubt they would speak cat.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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antijoke is the best website.

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Welcome to die!

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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