oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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What is the difference between apple and android? Apple makes fruit and android candy

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roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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