A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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there are three dudes one is white, one is mexican, one is black so a wizard says wish of something you want to be and jump off the roof. so the white guy wishes to be and eagle and jumps off and is an eagle the mexican wishes to be an owl and jumps off an becomes an owl then the black guy wishes he had to shit and jumps off and falls to the ground cause he turns into shit.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Mitch

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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