whats cheese thats not yours? the one in the toilet.

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I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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Why did my phone crack? I dropped it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? 37 1/2

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Why did Timmy stay home on the day of the big test at the public school? He was homeschooled

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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