A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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