What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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A Jew and a German walk into a bar.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

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y u no like me joke?

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monekey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the girl fall of of her bike? She was hit by three monkeys and a refridgerator

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why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

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