- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

David Cameron

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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