Pickles are powerful

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Wanna hear a joke? Once upon a time, there was a successful Mexican.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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why did katy fall off her bike?

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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What did the cop say to the robber? You have the right to remain silent

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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