Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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A lot eh?

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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