Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

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Where's Justin Beiber? With his girlfriend.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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And you honored it I see :P

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Anti Joke

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