Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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What did the fish say? Moo

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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A Mexican, a Jew and an African walk into a bar. Now, it seem it was the Jew's turn to pay for drinks. So, all three ordered drinks, and the Jew paid for them.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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