Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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What's a joke? Funny

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I told my friend the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humor.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Why did the tractor run over the little boy? because he was in the way!

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dumpster full of dead babies? There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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