What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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What did one cancer patient say to the other? Nothing, both of them were dead.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

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What does a Chinese girl get for Christmas? New parents...

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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A Banana wrote this...

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person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

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What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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who is mark

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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Anti Joke

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