- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

why did the chicken cross the road? I Lied, it was a cow not a chicken and it was a highway full of speeding cars slamming into the cow body until it would stop moooooooooooooooooving...

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