So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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