A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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Your momma is so old, it's just irresponsible of her not to have regular doctor appointments. Health should always come first.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike? Unsafe operation of a bicycle.

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What did Batman get for Christmas. Nothing his parents are dead.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? He was shot.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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