Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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YOU

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How do dogs mark their territory? With legal documents.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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poop

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know but you're a sick person even thinking about it.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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