What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Q- why are anti-jokes funny? A- cuz

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you just lost the game!

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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A blonde tries to kill herself cutting both her wrists.Why didn't it work? Because her boyfriend found her just in time and managed to stop the bleeding and took her to the hospital. After some years of therapy they got married and lived happy together for the rest of their lifes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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