what does a black car sound like when it starts? RUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA -GRANT PARK ALL THE WAY

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Whats stupid and has words? THIS JOKE!

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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what's white and sticky semen

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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Anti Joke

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