Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews undergo metabolism, maintain homeostasis, possess a capacity to grow, respond to stimuli, reproduce and, through natural selection, adapt to their environment in successive generations. More complex living organisms can communicate through various means.[1][5] A diverse array of living organisms (life forms) can be found in the biosphere on Earth, and the properties common to these organisms—plants, animals, fungi, protists, archaea, and bacteria—are a carbon- and water-based cellular form with complex organization and heritable genetic information. Pizza does not.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a salad bar, so he left.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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