What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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Meow.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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What is long and black? The line at KFC

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Wats rong with yo leg.....

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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