when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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charlie sheen losing

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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01101110 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100000 01100101 01101100 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 translate here http://binarytranslator.com/

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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gay people

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whats the king of the forest, is the color brown and is red all over? A deer or someone's soon to be dinner.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Click thumb up i will be eternally grateful

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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