What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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so...um, yeah

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

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A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

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Ancient Greeks rights

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Q: Why was the prostitute's mouth sore? A: She had multiple cavities due to poor dental hygiene.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Anti Joke

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