Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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JUSTIN BIEBER PERFUME!

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What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *BANG BANG BANG* >:D

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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whats your name? bumder:)

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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I hate blackniggers

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Rock, paper, scissors, ebola

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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i committed murder

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The police then give the S.W.A.T the signal, bust down the door, and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door was Carlos Pedrouez, a serial killer, meth addict who has been apart of the Arizona sex slave trade for over a decade. The world can now sleep softly. The door was also red.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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