What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

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knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

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A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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