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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

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"An alcohol walks into a man. He is a family and is destroying the bar." Says the drunk man to the bartender who wrote it on Anti-joke.com.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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Guess what? The Game.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

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Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why did the black student fail his math test? Because he was severely traumatized by the school shooting that had occurred during the test. He was later relieved to hear that the teacher did not count the test, because the legal paperwork surrounding the death of 12 students was somewhat overwhelming.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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