Roses are red Violets are blue

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Justin Bieber

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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How can you tell which kids belong to Dolly Parton? From the strech marks on their lips :|

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Knock Knock Come in. Thanks.

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A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

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Woman's Rights

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Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

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The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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