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women's rights

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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You know what's bad? Running over a baby with a truck. You know what's worse? Skidding on it.

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I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

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What is worse than the Holocost? Keeping the Jews alive.

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a man was shot.... he died

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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Type 2 diabetics

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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