Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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A man named Chuck walks into a bar. One of the patrons says, "Oh my god! You're Walker, Texas Ranger!" Chuck replies, "No, that's Chuck Norris. I'm Chuck Connors. I played the Rifleman." The man replies, "Wait, aren't you dead?"

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

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A disabled man walks into a bar.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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