- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and gross? Purple gross stuff

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Yo mama is so stupid, she believes in god. God isn't real.

What happens when you have fish and a rhino mate? Nothing, that is physically impossible, a rhino is a lot bigger than a fish and it would not be possible for a rhino to do that with a fish considering a rhino can't breathe under water and a fish can't breath with out air.

How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why didn't the boy respond to the text? His phone had run out of charge.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

how do you make a door cry? twist its nob

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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