What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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Your girlfriend.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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guess how...chicken pow! guess who...chicken poo! guess when...chicken pen! guess where...chicken hair! guess what...your adopted.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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A van drives into a car.

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who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

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Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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