How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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If shes old enough to count..... Then having sex with her would be considered illegal.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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Today I decided to burn alot of calories. So I found a fat kid and lit him on fire.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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How do you make a ninja fly a plane? You put a gun to his head and say fly this plane.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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lewis=cardiac

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