What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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what did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile get in the batmobile

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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a man walked into a bar "ouch"

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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