- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

Roses are red. I had no clue. I like pie. So screw you.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

What's brown and sticky? A stick

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

What would happen if you threw 50 plates off of your roof? Nothing. No one in their right mind would do that. Besides, who owns 50 plates?

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