Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

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Gale swallows.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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charlie sheen losing

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why did the Muslim guy look nervous and sweaty when the plane took off? Because he is claustrophobic. Racist fucks

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what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

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2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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why do black people like basketball? because it envolves running shooting and stealing

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An Asian man fails a math test

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

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