If olive oil is made from olives and vegetable oil from vegetables, what is baby oil made of? Mineral Oil, Aloe Vera Extract, Vitamin E, Acetate, Fragrance.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

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Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

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getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

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what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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