What's black and white and read all over? A zebra family that was just murdered by African poachers.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Hillary Clinton

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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This sentence is false.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Knock Knock! Come in..

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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