Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

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womens rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Obama = ebola

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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