Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Racial Equality

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What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

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Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

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What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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obamas trench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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