A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy? Nothing.He's dead.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

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What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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