whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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spell backwards: taco cat

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

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Q: If a turtle loses its shell is it naked, homeless, or dead? A:Yes

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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whats yellow? lots of things.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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