what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Send her to her room until she becomes civil enough to explain what was causing her misbehavior.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... you're destroying their natural diet.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Cause violence is against the law

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Well educated black man.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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George Bush.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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