Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What did the boy say to the Vietnam veteran? Where are your legs?

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Chuck Norris.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? While I can never be entirely sure, I would assume that there was something on the other side which has peaked its interest.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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