a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: slightly aged post it note glue

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Roses and red, Violets are blue, This type of poem, Must always rhyme.

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My Boyfriend

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

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A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

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if rooster puts egg on roof, in what direction it will roll? There was no egg

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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