What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What do you call a black guy going into mcdonalds A great opportunity to make a raciest joke

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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Hey Eliza, thanks, while I appreciate the help, Alice is crying in a corner and refusing to get up, I wont lie, for a moment there I could "see voices and music" and valium has taken care of the ptsd (and blown most of my brain, which is nice for a change). With that said, im on 40 mg ritalin which is a lot, but I need it, besides I can handle the anxiety. I have no idea who the guy typing this is, but he is following me to the letter, so thats good enough, except his typos being worse than mine, which is pretty good for a guy that barely speaks english. Sorry Eliza, but Alice is having a breakdown here, ill talk her down a bit first, she tries to hide it, but she is far more worried about me than I am, which is nice, just not like this, ill be right back with you.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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