Knock Knock! Whos There? Interupting black lady! Interupti. MMMMHHHHMMMM!!!!

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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Why did the baby stop crying? It had been smothered to death by it's sleep- deprived single mother.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

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Your friend is so gay, he has consensual sex with other men. and enjoys it.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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