Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Jake: "Guys Apple's new phone is going to be curved." Bob: "Who makes curved phones?" Jake: "Apple."

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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If you don't live in the country, where do you live? The ocean.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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