so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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What's gold and looks like a brick? A gold brick. What's gold and looks like a nugget? A gold nugget. Whats gold and like a car? Gold. I lied about the car.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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