A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? *opens door* Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

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im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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