What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

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were you expecting a joke

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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4/20.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

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there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

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Anti Joke

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