Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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WOw you have no life

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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why did Rebecca black get down on Fridays? because she had school every other day of the week.

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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