I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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Albert your flies undone.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Neither have I

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

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a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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