Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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I'm Batman.

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Read a Book.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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