Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What's black and white and red all over A nun falling down the stairs

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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learn the ropes?

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What did one duck say to the other? Quack.

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what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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1. Go to the WRITE YOUR OWN! section on this website. 2. Check the box on "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service." 3. The Submit button should become available for clicking. 4. Now uncheck the box. 5. Thumbs up if the Submit button is still available. -BG_Shank_A

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if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Democracy.

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