Mitt Romney

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm from the Department of Child Services, i'm here to take your children.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

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Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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Ted Haggard.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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how do you kill a bear. -you shoot it.

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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