Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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When life hands you lemons hand them back because you don't like lemons

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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