What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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A robot walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "can I get you a drink?" The robot replies, "No, I'm a robot."

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What do u call a black polar bear? A black bear

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

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Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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