What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

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What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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