Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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punchline below punchline above

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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knock knock

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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