A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Obama

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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