Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A boy tells his friend a 9/11 joke. The boy's friend says "Don't joke about 9/11, my dad died in it." "I'm sorry I didn't know.", responds the boy. "Yeah, that's the last plane he ever flew"

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

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Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

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Facebook How i met my mother

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