- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

Whats the difference between a brick and a Jew? One you throw it at the postmans head, the other is just a brick

What did the sick kid get for cancer? Christmas

What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? A delicious and hearty breakfast that lowers cholesterol and is good for the heart

What's black and hangs from a tree in my yard? A tire, and it also happens to be a swing.

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? well it depends on the size of the bathtub - and the size of the babies, for sure.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

A. Hey.. B. Hi

Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

a man is running away

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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