What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

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how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. And that's just the first guy

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 new what 6 and 9 were doing.....

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

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A man walks around a bar.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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