why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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guess what? bannanas

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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What do you call a house full of Mexicans? A house

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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A man walks into a bar and says "I just got back from the battered woman's shelter, and boy are my arms tired" Everyone laughed. The man sat at the end of the bar drinking alone. He was proud of the fine craftsmanship of the shelves he put up in the shelter's pantry, regardless of what others may think.

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This desk is two chromebooks wide. It will be one once I push yours off.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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