Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Banana

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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NEVER

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Black People.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

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im jewish

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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black people

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why are friends like trees? If you hack at them repeatedly with an axe, they fall over.

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Anti Joke

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