A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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