Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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Aodhan Hearty

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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I'm hungry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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minorities

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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What's the animal that eats with its tail? All of them, since they won't take it off when they get to eat.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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