What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What items don't float? A school bus full of children

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What's the biggest Jewish holiday? The Holocaust.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Women Voting

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A n antelope walks into a bar and many people leave for the sake of their safety and animal control gets called to escort the antelope out of the bar.

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

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How much is an abortion? A life

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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why are black peroples noses so big ? because thats where God held them when he spray painted them

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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