What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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