what happens every day? People die

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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What do you call a kid with headgear and one leg? Names.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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twilight

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he enjoyed his day viewing many sea animals while buying a souvenier on his way out.

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Tunechi

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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