roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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A gay dyslexic black man walks in to a bar the bar tender say "what'll it be" and then he orders his drink and pays his bill and leaves.

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Q:whats the difference between a black man and a bunk bed A: a bunk bed can support 2 kids

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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How many pianos does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and one to play a motivational tune.

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what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

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