Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

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Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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