Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

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who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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friends are like potatoes you eat them they die

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

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What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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