Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

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Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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It's all Taggart

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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A mexican and a black were in a cop car. Who was driving it? The Mexican, he was a cop and the black person was his assistant.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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