Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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your momma's an antijoke

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What did the man say to the other man. Hi

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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whats annoying and black? black people

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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