How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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what time is it? 3:16

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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A six foot chicken, a horse, and a muskrat walk into a bar. They are then detained by animal control and the bar undergoes a thorough cleaning.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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