Your mums a penis joke.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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What do you call two men riding a bicycle.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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arse

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "A door to door salesman. Are you unsatisfied with the way your dish soap handles your plates? Then I have the product for you!" "I'm not interested in your product, but thank you anyway." "No problem. On an off note, how did you hear me? I didn't speak very loudly when I said knock knock, and I didn't even bother to knock on the door or ring the doorbell." "I have really good hearing." "Oh, okay. And for future reference, maybe you should open the door when talking to a visitor. Then body language gets established and the conversation flows more nicely that way." "That's some good advice, and I'll take it. Thanks, salesman." "You're welcome. On to the next house."

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Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

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Why couldnt the dog bark? The dog didnt exist.

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what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

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96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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