Watch your lips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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WNBA

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A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

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How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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What's better than getting to sleep in? Sex for the very first time.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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