do you know what's so funny? yup

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

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Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

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how do you have a great time in a college town you don't

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Lewis

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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once upon a time, it snowed

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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