Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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What do you call a man wearing a hockey mask and holding a chainsaw? A Lumberjack, I lied about the hockey mask

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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