A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

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p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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How much is an abortion? A life

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A white guy and a black guy are standing in a room. Which one of them is a murderer? I don't know, there is not enough information given in the question. However, according to Bureau of Justice murder statistics over the last 30 years, the black guy is 7.6 times more likely to be a murderer than a white guy in the United States.

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Leave. Now.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

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