Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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A woman went outside for some fresh air.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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How did the boy break his hand? He slammed it in a car door.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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Why didn't the man show up for work on Monday? He gets Mondays off.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Knock knock Come In.......

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Poverty.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Anti Joke

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