Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Justin with a hat.

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When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Is your refrigerator running? Go fuck yourself

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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