Why doesn't the chicken wear pants? Beacuse its pecker is on its face.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

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how does peploe get around they walk

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Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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what's brown and sticky A stick!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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John is typing... *2 seconds later" John: Hi

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Chrissy is funny.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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