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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Q: what happens when you eat all the potatoes A: there all gone

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

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Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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