A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Ron Paul for President!

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Whats worse than breaking your toe? Being raped

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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Today I was reading anti jokes. At first I didn't get it, but then I figured it out and...ah crap, why am I writing this, it's just going to get thumbed down...

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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