How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired. I was jerking off during the entire plane ride.

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So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blow job I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. Everyone shoots her.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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