Womens' rights.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

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Lacrosse

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School

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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