What's yellow, long, hard, and moves up and down? A banana in an elevator...

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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GooglePlus.

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Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

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my whole life!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti jokes are funny

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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roses are red violets are too im bleeding

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A seal walks into a club.

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whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

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AJ enjoyed his trip to Pen Island

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Anti Joke

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