Women's rights

So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

breasts

Pickles are moist.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

Help I'm being raped!

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Knock knock Who's there Police

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

What did the muffin say to the other? This isn't logical

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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