Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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How do you end a sentence

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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your moms my other ride

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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