Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What do you call a person from China? Chinese, duh.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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