What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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YOLO

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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There was an American, Mexican, and a Chineese man, they were all on a plane about to crash. They all threw off the plane somthing they had a lot of in their country before they died. the mexican sacraficed tacos. the chineese sacraficed noodles. and the american picked up the mexican and chineese and was about to throw them off beacause he had too many of them in their country but then he came to relization that a community with biodiversity is an important factor in life today. i mean, someones gonna have to mow the lawn?

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

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A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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