Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Brittney Spears

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

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The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Anti Joke

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