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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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what did the woman say when her husband punched her? nothing. she was physically abused for 35 years before she killed herself

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Anti jokes SUCK!

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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A woman wears a dress.

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

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What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

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Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

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