Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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