Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. The bartender says "Rough day, eh?" The man says "Yes, very rough." He then goes home and hangs himself.

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Anti Joke

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