Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

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what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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what do u call a apple a apple

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what has genitial warts? me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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