Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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George Bush.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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