what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why was the Blonde Crying? -because she had just witnessed her infant get sucked through a jet engine and was very sad.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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