Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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I took a vampire out for dinner last night. I expected her to cringe when I ordered a rare steak, but we decided not to let my tastes impact on the evening, sharing wine and many stories before heading back to my apartment.

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knock knock come in !

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How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Your Mama is so poor. I begin to worry about you and your familys' finacial situation.

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pudding

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What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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