Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What is the saddest episode on tv ever? The live broadcast of the World Trade Center being destroyed.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Jojobas Witness open up

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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Ben Corbishley

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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