why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fish, just because it has a disability it doesn't mean you can treat it any differently

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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