Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What happened the magic tractor? It turned into the feild!

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Anti Joke

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