A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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I was diagnosed with Clinical Depression the other day.... It made me sad.

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A guy walks into a bar. He now has a broken collar bone.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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That's what he said.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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