I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why did Cody sit in the corner? Because his daddy didn't love him. #DaddyDoesn'tLoveYouAnymoreChair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Atheism

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how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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how man

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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