What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

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What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was wearing a shirt depicting a skull, something six had an irrational phobia of.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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