Knock. Knock. Who's there? Sgt. Richard, here... your son was raped many times by Iranian soldiers, then forced to make love to many goats and had his limbs chopped off.. he will never be able to walk, talk or poop without assistance again. OH MY GOD, NO!.. WHY!!! Haha just kidding mam, he stepped on a landmine and died.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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alston wang

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

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Write your own

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Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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Anti Joke

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