Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What is the priest favorite book? The Bible

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what do you call your mama at the gas station

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm What is worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding chuck norris Whats worse than finding your girlfriend has a bigger Slong than you? Getting raped with a cheese grater. Whats worse than all of these? Being black Sadly im black :( -Jordan M

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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A: why do elephants paint their toenails red? B: why? A: so they can hide in cherry trees B: I don't get it A: have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? B: no... A: exactly

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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bob saget

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Black berries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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