How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms? Because he practices safe sex and they were on sale.

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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