How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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