I have an erection My mom!

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Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there are many theories as to why the aforementioned chicken crossed the aforementioned road. The most plausible is that the chicken was wandering around, when it came upon a road. Being a chicken, it did not know the dangers of crossing it, and proceeded to.

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Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

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