I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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America

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I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What did the African say when he had diarrhea? "I wish I had access to clean water and basic amenities."

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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A carpenter walks into a bar. After ordering some wine he tells the bartender that one of his 12 friends will betray him. He also says that once he was captured, the government will execute him on a wooden cross for everyone to see. The bartender in disbelief says to the man "You gotta be kiddin' me, do you think you're Jesus or something?" The man throws his glass of wine to the floor, grabs the bartender by his collar, and says "Hey man, I ordered red wine, not white wine you bastard!" After a few minutes, a group of nurses escort the insane loon back to the mental clinic. The bartender never saw the man again and proceeds to sweep that mess the psycho left on the floor.

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on a stool? Ask them kindly to do so. Their sexual orientation is of little to no importance in this situation.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Yes.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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