- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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