What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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Get in the van

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I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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