Why did hale say I have but one life to give for my country? He has one life

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A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Of course, first door on your left

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Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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Anti Joke

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