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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

PUDDING

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

alert("The Game");

PENIS

Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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