How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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The child was fired from his job.

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

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What did the lion say to the Octopus? Nothing, lion's can't speak. And even if they did, the chances of one ever encountering an octopus are very slim.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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why do holocasut jokes make us laugh? i dont know you tell me

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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