Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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How you know when dislextic

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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You smell bad? Cool.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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Knock, knock. The man knocking finds a note taped to the door saying "we'll be back in a week", the man proceeds to walk back home and tell his wife that they weren't home and that he'll return the rake he borrowed from them next week when they're back.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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