- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Who's this Jesus, have you heard of him?

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

Ju... Just why?

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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