How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

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What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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