A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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how do you make an idiot laugh? tell him a joke from antijoke

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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