Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Cheese

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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