Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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you will die someday

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I'm so punny.

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Peoples' bad attempts at Anti-Jokes.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What was the sadest part about the four blacks who drove off a cliff in a cadilac? -The car sat five

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Steve Jensen. Oh hi Steve, come in.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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