Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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sure!

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whats long ,hard and full of sea men ? a sumureen

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Yo mama's so fat that she has a heart condition.

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Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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