Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A man walks into a bar. As he walks in, numerous people turn their heads in awe. Is it... it can't be. It's Paul McCartney, the famous musician! "Oh - I'm not Paul McCartney". The man then said. "I just look a lot like him. Sorry." "Awww. That's a shame." said John Lennon, disappointed.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Myspace

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Why didn't suzie go to school yesterday? She was brutally hacked into pieces and now she"ll never experience school again

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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