- Anti Joke

In that case you are probably a bit of an outcast as most girls of your beauty are, you know, you are that kind of girl that feels weird because when she got/gets on the buss EVERYONE stares at her, but nobody dares to say anything, right? And when you are hanging out for a drink or something guys stare at you, and go like "nah" which means "Nah she is too good to want me" and starts hitting on your friends instead. Oh and you also get a lot of rude comments from guys "auto disqualifying themselves" like using complements they know will backfire like "Hey wanna fuck sugart1ts? They do this so they can go home with their ego intact thinking "Hey I was tough enough to hit on her, but she turned out to be a bitch! So does any of this sound familiar?

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

im a willy bum bum

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

Your all fags

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why does the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have legs to walk and they are not able to fly across the road, like the rest of their bird friends.

Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

Life is like a box of chocolates. You eat them. get fat. Die.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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