Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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