Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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whats a dick a dick

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Sure. A: Do you want to hear a short one or a long one? B: uh... a short one. A: joke. Do you want to hear a long one? joooooooke.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue, They're fucking violet, And I hate you.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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