A turtle and a rabbit are having a race. The rabbit goes really fast and sees the turtle so far away. So the rabbit takes a short nap and waits for the turtle for a little challenge. Suddenly the rabbit wakes up and sees the turtle about to cross the finish line. The rabbit runs as fast as he can, but it was too late. A bus runs them over and they both die.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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hi joshua

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Whats an Anti Joke

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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