Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The pen was left open, and it felt slightly curious.

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Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

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What is the difference between a joke, and an antijoke? A joke is actually funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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