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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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oliver is gay. so much so that he has hex with other men and dosent mind it very much

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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Obama being reelected.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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