Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Roses are red and blue Violets are red and blue Those 3D glasses really suck.

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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White men's rights

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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A black man walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a pint of lager. The barman refuses to serve him because of his race. This causes the black man and any others in the establishment to leave, considering this appalling behaviour.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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