What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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White NBA players.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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What did you say? I don't know.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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