Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What do you think about whats happening in the middle east right now? You're an idiot.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

Q: Why did the little boy have freckles? A: Heredity

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

where are you?

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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