- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

I need to start studying.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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