If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

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Why didn't Jesus like pizza? Because he didn't exist.

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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how do you win a game try your best

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The holocaust

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You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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