What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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French people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

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What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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how do you make your mom mad? mushroom stamp her face

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing you sicko, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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