What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into another apple and finding another worm.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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CHEEZECAKE

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

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whats worse than the holocaust??? finding it in your apple

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Why did a little boy have a black eye? Because his father is very abusive to him and his sister. They are beaten every dad after the father comes home drunk from the bar because his wife also the kids mother died in a car acciedent 1 month before this. Child abuse is not funny and neither is a dead mother.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had 3 testicles

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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