If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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what is not funny? This joke.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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this girl died

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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