whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Why did Christopher Columbus sail to America? Because sailing was faster than swimming.

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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ok i'm typing, so how does this work?

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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