Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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Q. What did the black lawyer say to the rabbi? A. We're both highly educated professionals.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

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9/11.

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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I'm hungry.

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what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

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A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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How did the blonde burn her ear? In a terrible accident involving molten lava.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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