Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Why is Jesse so fat? A horse, Because a cow gives milk thus creating pee wee Herman to jack off at an astonishing speed

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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A man walks into a bar.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

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