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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A murderer.

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I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

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Yes.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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What do you call a person falling off a cliff Dead

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

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Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

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What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Anti Joke

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