What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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What is the diffrence between a guy and pie? The pie taste like fruit somethimes

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit on the back of the bus? All the other seats were taken....

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Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

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What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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