Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... 7

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

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A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

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why couldn't the man rock climb? he didn't have hands

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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feces

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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