"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman walk into a bar. they all wish me happy birthday bearing gifts. except there's no rabbi. or priest. or shaman. I'm not in a bar. I'm in my room. alone. i spent most of my birthdays that way.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

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Q: How do you keep a carnival fish for more than a week? A: Place it in formaldehyde when you get home

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Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? Ones fun to jump on, the others just a trampoline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

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John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Anti Joke

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