haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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A man runs over a woman...... Who's fault is it? The man's. He shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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