Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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what is similar between a turtle losing its shell, and a man selling his chlothes and house? they are now both naked and homeless

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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