Women's rights

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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A duck walks into a over 7-11 and says "Give me some Chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need Chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

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ur mum

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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If there are 3 apples, and you take 2, how many do you have? BLAM! Texas castle law, motherfukker!

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

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Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: *gasp* take that back

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Anti Joke

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