What's black and fun to hang from trees? Tire swings.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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Q: How many apples grow on a tree? A: All of them

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

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How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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Anti Joke

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