How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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What do you feel when you kill a terrorist? Recoil -USMC

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Canada

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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