Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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scraggle is in you pillow case

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Women's rights.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Have you heard the one about the drunk cleaning lady? I haven't either but I bet it is good. That is a pretty good premise for a joke.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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