- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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