Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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What's small and red that sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Why are Asians bad drivers? There Not. Have you ever seen Tokyo Drift?

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Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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A straight black man walks into a gay bar.

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Why did the pasta not taste good? Because your mom made it.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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bill: HEY! your moma so fat bob:so i dont care shes gonna die soon anyway

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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