ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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Women's Rights

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what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away."

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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What can a bench do, that a south African man cant? Support a family. (I HOPE THAT WASN'T RACIST)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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