- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

I told you it would happen

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

women's rights

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Women's Rights

doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

What do you say to a woman in the kitchen? Cook me some food.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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