My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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women rights

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Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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