Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Why did Simon drown? Simon couldn't swim.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do christians believe in God? Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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A: Knock knock! A: Who's there? A: Forever A: Forever who? A: Forever Alone

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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