A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

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Where was Sally when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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What did I do last night?work

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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