"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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How do you know if a monster is hiding under your bed or in your closet? Go and look.

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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Carlton

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

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