yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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whats gay and can do flips? A gymnast

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman went in a hot air balloon and had a magical afternoon that none of them will ever forget, except the Scotsman because he fell out during take off and is now in a coma.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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