- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you wanna hear a joke? no

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

retard

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

I'm Batman.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

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