Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Welcome To Facebook

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I hate it when i don't forward an email and then i die the next day.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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It's fun for you and me, that's why they call it OCD It's easy as 1..2.... Hey look a butterfly!

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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