Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Sheryl Sheryl who? No seriously, it's me, Sheryl.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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