For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why can't jokes spit?

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. It is a gun store and he needs to buy amunition after using all of his to fend of a home invader, and protect his family. He lives in a bad area because he never went to college and cannot get a well paying job in this economy, so he can't afford to buy a house in a better area He then used the gun to rob a bank. He no longer lives in a poor area

Why did the the man not take acting? He wasn't good at it.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What comes after 69? 70

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

Anti Joke

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