WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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I am a n1gger.

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What was the dying boy's last wish? Not to die.

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Refrigerator

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obama's promises

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John Simons. This joke lacks a punchline. Yes, yes it does.

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Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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