So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one. he was an electrician

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got mercifully trampled by a nearby 18 wheeler.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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