How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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PUDDING

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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I ENJOY MASTURBATING

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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jews

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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Skrillex.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and have a conversation and eventually they leave.

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Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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your mother is so lesbian

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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