Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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Tennesse

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Anti Joke

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