Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a mus lim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the mus lim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the mus lim that he's keeping company with a swine, and the mus lim feels offense for the poor horse.

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have five fingers and one of then is poking at you

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh *gasp* *gasp* I need you... Woman: *slams phone* DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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A black person in the NHL

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? The two ships suffered major damageand sank, killing over 100 people. The families of the passengers mourned their loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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