A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: What's a fish store with no fish? A: A water store.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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