What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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Ask me if I'm a duck. Are you a duck? No.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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The snake had no skatebord to put johnnys refrigirator because the bettles mom had stolen the clowns purse were his parking had been for the airplane higway stop.

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breasts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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