- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Yo mama so ugly people don't like to look at her.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy are stranded in the middle of a desert. After many days of not finding food, water, or shelter they contemplate cannibalism to survive, but can't decide who to eat. The mexican dies first for an unrelated reason

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Knock knock. It's me, the ratboy genius.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

Sarah Palin.

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