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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the color blind man cut the red wire and accidentally blew himself up and all the other people involved in the situation? Because he didn't know how to defuse a bomb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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