roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

thumb_up thumb_down -10

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the apple say to the banana. Nothing fruits cant talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

thumb_up thumb_down

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

thumb_up thumb_down +39

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

thumb_up thumb_down +22

69!!! (its funny cause i made a referance to 69)

thumb_up thumb_down -7

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the dog say to the cat? "Bark."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

-knock knock! -doors open

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

thumb_up thumb_down +20

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

thumb_up thumb_down -43

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops