What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: Because he was shot in the face

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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