a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Haikus are useful Actually they are not.... ....I am so sorry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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