How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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hey, my names mark.

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Your mom

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QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

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im not food

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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