What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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