Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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Why did the bus fall down? It was hit by a bus and then repeatedly battered by a blender

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Jersey Shore.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Where do you find a dog? At a pet store.

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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