Keep up the fun Nero!

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Knock Know Who's there Interrupting ghost Interu--BOO!!! Ha HA!

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Why was the pig squealing? Because all four of its legs were tied together and it was about to have it's head chopped off so the meat could be processed for people to enjoy.

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What's the difference between a Muslim and a box? A box won't blow you up!

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why couldn't hellen keller drive becasue she was a women

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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