Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock *Opens Door*

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Gadaffi

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he's human.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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hi

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What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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