Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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snooki

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Two Jews walk in a bar...

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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ur gay

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What did the cabbage say to the cabbage? I dont know ask the leafy guy.... >_

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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what do you call an astrounaut in space? an astrounaut you racist bastard

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What's white on the top and black on the bottom? Society.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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what do you watch ? a tv

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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