Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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