Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Women's Rights...

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c======3

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

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What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

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Time flies like a banana.

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How do magnets work?

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Your momma is so fat that she is on a diet and exercises regularly.

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Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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