Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Lol, thats funny, sorry for asking, but is your eye doing better? Was their IQ test the same one you get when you enter their site?

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

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What do you call a black guy holding a crate of watermelons? a farmer

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Why did the man walk into the bar? He wast thirsty.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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Why did the man throw his watch out the window? Because it was broken.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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