Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Robert dupras dick size :3

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I'm Polish.

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What is white and square? A ping pong block

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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The EPA.

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Anti Joke

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