- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Nothing, they're extinct.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Penis

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Tucker Rivera

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

whats white jizz

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Women.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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