"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

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A midget walked under a bar.

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Oh. So his name's Brandon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

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Dont look at me.

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Dont read this joke

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A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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i have no freinds on facebook.... overated

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Anti Joke

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