steven hawking walks into a bar

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knock knock come in

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

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Mrs. Welsh

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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the bible

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Why did the woman die Because she was old

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austins gay lolololol

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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