What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

alert("The Game");

How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

An asian walks out of math class

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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