What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? Whats up man!

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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