Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

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Seven

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Q. What red and scratches glass A. a baby in an oven

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you get if you cross a football with Theo Walcott? A goal kick.

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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The WNBA

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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