What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

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Society.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

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Hey, you know what'd be funny? A guy having a seizure saying, "Help I'm having a seizure!"

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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