Kefka > Sephiroth

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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A 8 year old kid and his dad are having quality time at the park,and relax at a nearby picnic bench after a thrilling game of tag."I love you." says the son. The father about to respond,promptly gets shot by 3 stray military issue assault rifle bullets that came from a heated dispute about a stolen car that got way out of hand. He dies,and the kid ran crying a long distance away. After he gets himself in a dark alley with nobody else around he laughs,and mutters "The plan went perfectly!" He pulls out a detonator and presses it. The White House,Washington Monument,and several nuclear power plants across the continental United States blow up,killing millions of people.The child,also in possession of nuclear bombs, holds the entire world hostage and becomes ruler of the entire planet Earth. Fin.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

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