What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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Iggy Azalea

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why did the deaf man take his parrot to work? He was weird.

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Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

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How many pieces of bling does it take to ruin a rap song? Just Two Chainz

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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A sphere rolls around the corner and falls over.

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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