Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

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What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

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hello

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Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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When u r using ur computer and then all the sudden it says reload and something about an error blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah .. ......blah blah blah. Blah blah. Your response: "AWWWWW BITCH ASS FUCK U"......*LEAVES ROOM*..... (HOUR LATER)*COMES BACK IN THE ROOM* "Oh hey, Meet my bff she is from your version of Hell her name is , Vir-is (virus) anyways Vir-is wanted to have sex with u and probably give u a USB Transmitted Disease A.K.A. virus then wwhile u r rebooting Vir-is and I is gonna kill u Toodles

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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