Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

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What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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You should never talk to strangers.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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Women's Rights

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Anti Joke

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