Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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your mum

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Samantha ate 62 cookies. Then she ate 300 more. How many did she eat after that? None she didn't for the next 6 years after developing an eating disorder.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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