what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Three men sit at a bar. A clown walks in, so the first man says, "Oh, what fresh hell is this?", gets up and leaves. Then a fairy flies in, so the second man says, "Aw, hell no!", gets up and leaves. So the third man was alone with the fairy and clown.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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