What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

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What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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How did Darth Vader make the little black boy's day? "I am your father"*heavy breath, heavy breath*

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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Chicken

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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