Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What is the best way to avoid wrinkles as you age? Moisturise with a good quality moisturiser, use high factor suncream on the face, get plenty of sleep, drink plenty of fluids, wear a hat and sunglasses and stay in the shade between 11am and 3pm, and try to eat a diet that is heart-healthy (for example, wholegrain, oily fish, and/or flax seed), as heart failure over a long time leads to sagging skin with a loss of elasticity.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Okay, but cut me some slack here, its not as straight forward as it sounds, I got at least twice as many active synapses as other people do, that means twice the thought process, in video games I can for example remember twice the commands, and such. Sadly this does not mean that I can think twice as fast or twice as smart, but rather that I do so involuntarily in short spans, until I burn myself out. So be a bit nice to me, when I say that I have since I was a kid used about 2.5-7.5 mg valium, this is just because my thought process works so fast I burn out because well, I got the processor, but it burns out, excuse me my wife needs some help with her cellphone, see you soon

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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