Whats the difference between boyscouts and jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Like this joke, bitch.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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im in stttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssss

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A duck walks into a pharmacy and says to the man behind the counter, "Do you have any ointment? my beak is very chapped" the man replies "we have nothing for ducks here."

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Poem Of Love: Each time i see you i feel like i need you and i love you.. i hope you became my girl and live with me cause without you i can't live.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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