hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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A man walks into a bar, and immediately sees a person with a big orange head seated near the back. He asked the bartender "why does that man have a big orange head?" "Buy him a drink and maybe he'll tell you." So the man bought him a drink and asked the guy with the big orange head why he has a big orange head, and he told him this story: "I was traveling in the sahara desert 10 years ago when I found a pure gold lamp in the sand. I rubbed the sand off so I could read what was on the side when a genie popped out and gave me 3 wishes. First I wished for many riches, and at once gold was all around my feet. Exited, I wished for the most beautiful wife in the world, and right in front of me appeared the most beautiful woman I had ever seen. Third, I wished for a big orange head.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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ur mother

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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