Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Whats the difference imbetween a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer an the other is a watermelon

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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