What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

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Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

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What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Dakota Fanning

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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