roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Why did the Jew have so much money? He had a good education and therefore, a high paying job.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

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Women's Rights

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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What did Frieza say to Vegeta after killing his parents? "I killed your parents."

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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