Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What did one muslim say to the other muslim? Nothing, muslims are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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Whats plastic and phonie a phone

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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feces

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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