What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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jd and zach loves vigina

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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A man walks into a bar. On impact, he suffers quite the blow to his head, resulting in him falling unconscious. He is escorted to the hospital, where he is pronounced in a coma on arrival. His family is left devastated. His wife, who was a stay-at-home mother to their 2 children doesn't take this news very well and is sent into a spiraling depression. 16 years later, the man finally wakes from his coma to find that his son and daughter that he had left behind where now grown teenagers and almost done with high school, his wife's has remarried and given birth to his half-child. This is why you don't text while walking down a sidewalk.

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What happens when a rabbit is late for a very important date? Nothing, rabbits have no logical way to keep track of time.

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A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

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Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

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[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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alex h is such a ginger, that her hair downstairs is red.

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