Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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An Aisian failed a test

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

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Yes.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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What is the name of the car? What

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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