There was a boy named Steven, a son of a rich business man. Steven was an interesting child though, as he always kept care to one of his possessions. That possession being a plain, old, brown box. On Steven's fourth birthday his father said he could have anything in the world he wanted, just name it. Steven said he wanted two quarters to put in his box. The father agreed and gave his son two quarters to put in his box. Every year the father would say he could have anything he wished for, and Steven just asked for two quarters. Nothing more. On Steven's 18th birthday he got into a severe car crash. The father stood over the hospital bed where Steven lay. "I can get you the best doctors in the world. They can save you, please let me get you this for your birthday!" The boy shook his head. "All I want is two quarters" Steven replied. The father was distraught. "Son, tell me why you've wanted these two quarters every year you have been alive instead of anything else in the world". The boy complied. "Fine I'll tell you." Then Steven died before he could tell the father. The End.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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.""-. |a a \ \ / | '-') ; _/ /_ .'/ ; '. / / |'. \ | | '._\ | | | | | \ \_ _.// jgs '._`""`_.' `""`

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

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A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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