Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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what did batman day to robin? get in the car robin.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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