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There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Kevin and Ramin

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

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Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

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Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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