Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

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This is a joke setup.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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A man finds a lamp and rubs it and a genie pops out and says he'll grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish I had a trillion dollars for which I can buy whatever my heart desires" and poof he gets it. The man says "I wish I had a beautiful wife for which I can love forever till the end of time." and poof he gets it. Finally, his 3rd wish he says "I wish I have my own country for which I can rule as king and become the greatest ruler in history." and poof he gets it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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what do you call a girl who sells sex for money? sally

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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