What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

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Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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Yo mama is so fat, Dora couldn't explore her. Yo mama is so dumb she brought a spoon to the Super bowl. Yo mama so hairy, Bigfoot took her picture and screamed he was gonna be a millionare.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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what happen to the popo who got arrested? he told himself that he had the right to remain silent

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What does water smell like? water.

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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im watching you..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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