How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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