A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Knock knock. Who's ther? Your friend Billy i've been shot and need help

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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pizzano is a tool.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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So there are two kids in bumper cars at the local fair. A nuke was set off underground and most of the metropolitan was annihilated.

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what is light brown and looks like sand? sand

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A man walks into the bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "Oh, sorry." And proceeds to remove his horse mask.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Roses are red Im adopted

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? Learn to duck.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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