You cant like my stuff ive known you for like 1 day. just kidding you can like whatever you want, actually ive know you for 5 years

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was being deporting because he over stayed his visa and is now an illegal immigrant

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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to get to the other side.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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