What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

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Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

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I <3 Hitler

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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penis

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Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Women Driving.

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What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights.

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What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the black man get a life sentence in prison? Because he was involved a mass stabbing in a night club London which saw 4 local teenage girls lose there lives.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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LIKE THIS!

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what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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