- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

What happens when you put two black people in a blender? That is physically impossible, you cannot fit two people in an ordinary blender.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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