Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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What do you call a black man and woman with a little white girl? A Family.

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

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chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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