An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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A man walks into a bar and asks for 6 vodka shots. The bartender looks at him in a strange manner. The man quickly downs all 6 of the vodka shots. The bartender looks at the man and says "Jeepers mate, whats the celebration?" The man replies "Well mate, first blow job today" The bartender in a kind gesture says "Here you go mate, next one is one me" while pouring another shot. The man respectfully replies, "No thanks mate, if 6 didn't get the taste away, im sure 7 won't"

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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What's the difference between a Pogo-stick and a Unicorn. A lot actually.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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my penis

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Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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