What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

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Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

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Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick.

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Give me thumbs up!

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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