what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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Good.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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I named my son ps2 controller

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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