Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Isn't a coincidence that the signing of the Declaration of Independence and the 4th of July are on the same day? Weird

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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